pacificpundit
Ah, San Francisco, aka Nancy Pelosiville. Seems the crazy socialist Democrats aren’t just pooping in the streets anymore. Now, they are pooping in aisle 10 of grocery stores like Safeway in San Francisco. Nancy Pelosi and all the Democrats who run San Francisco should be so proud. This is what liberalism and progressivism does to cities.
And if you are going to try to make excuse for this hippie about the bathroom being locked, you’d be wrong. They were open, and not far away. More
Dr. Mr. Siegel warns, if you’re going to San Francisco, forget the flowers in your hair, bring lots of disinfectant. More
A hazmat suit and respirator.
Air freshener for starters.
I’d have to be taken there by force, I’m not about to visit an open sewer on my own volition.
An english/spanish dictionary?
A double barrel shot gun. You know, like Joe Biden recommends.
HIP WADERS
flack jacket, spelunking helmet, dust partial masks and case of fa breeze to spray on them.
A return ticket for the next flight.
Penicillin and a tetanus shot.
I put this comment on another thread – A new song for SanFrancisco: “I left my Fart in San Francisco” Tony Bennet was not available for comment.
Hazmat suit and anti bioticcs
my gun and a good lawyer
a bible and some holy water
an exorcist and a video camera
A lot of white colored clothes so I can throw them in the washer with bleach when I get home.
Wear my Hunter wellies so I can bleach and hose them down outside.
What a nightmare!
If I were going to San Francisco (aka liberal hell) I’d probably take a massive dose of POTASSIUM CYANIDE because it would mean I was no longer in control of my senses if I went to THAT shithole!
Fully encapsulated PPE with SCBA full range of anti virals antibiotics AR-15 mega mags Glock 17 Devon station. Kinda like the Omega Man Chuck Heston
1000 homophobic homicidal rednecks with A-r 15’s and 1000 rounds of ammo each
One cyanide pill. Or can can just stay the fuck away.
Tactical Nuke(s)
galoshes
A shit on the floor. When in Rome…
Do I have to go?
Okay, this does it. I’m going now to read how to “improve my brain health”.
Well I guess you can’t say they don’t give a shit…
I was born in San Francisco and graduated high school in the north Bay. I have no plans of gong to SF any time soon.
A 500 megaton bomb. Planted at just the right point along the San Andreas fault…bye bye, California. Hello, New West Coast! My West Coast…
The Free Republic of Groolifornia.
(Otisburg?
OTIS? BURG?)
A battle tank.
A right turn at Albuquerque!
I can tell you what I wouldn’t bring and that’s an appetite, I’d lose it as soon as I stepped off the plane.
@TRF
He told the store manager: Some come here to take a shit, but I come here to leave one.
If a guy wants to drop a chaloopa, he should do it in the Mexican food isle.
A straitjacket. Because they’d have to put me in one and load me on the plane like a side of beef to get me there. I’ve walked into combat zones more cheerfully than I’d go to San Francisco.
My enemies!
I would ask for a 72 hour hold while my sanity, or lack thereof, was investigated.
Don’t take any hollow points. They’re illegal.
The wrong exit.
Hey,where’s the love & peace.here’s a flower for your hair.😊 Oh, you meant today not in the 60’s.😂🤔.well i wont be going back,,,,ever.
Only thing safe through there is a bullet out of Oakland.
I think I would go to the local Ford dealer and take a 2020 Mustang Bullitt (https://www.ford.com/cars/mustang/models/bullitt/) for a test drive, and then reenact the chase scene from the movie.
Of course I would provide a fake driver’s license…
Anyone want to join me in a Dodge Charger?
…my life. I will never set foot in that shit state.
I would take a flame thrower and a shit-load of fuel.
Hip waders
Be sure to wear
Some Charmin’s in your paper
Antibiotics.
All across BART stations
There’s contamination
Bowels are in motion
Bowels are in motion
(Part credit to Chalupa for this)
Laxatives.
The guy from Norway who spray-paints with his anus
A lot of napalm. Only because it sticks to kids. And hippies. And liberals. And commies. And the rest of the stuff in that City.
Well, if I were a filthy stinkin Hippy I’d wear some flowers in my hair, but thank God I’m not so I guess I’d take…. Just kiddin. I ain’t never going to San Fran till after the Revolution.
For those of you young enough to be my kids or little brothers and sisters; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rM9v4wvZPw
My, how times have changed!
California is still there?
I want a deep sea diver suit with a support truck decked out like a Pirate ship supplying me cool, clean air bottled in Arizona. And my crew is all chicks in Bikinis
I want a big ass donkey ear cactus paddle to wave around and keep my personal space open.
I want a bleach gun capable of a 30 foot stream, with a hose to the ship for endless streaming.
And I want a rubdown after by Morgan Fairchild from the Falcon Crest days
And some Tullamore Dew, neat in a frozen glass