If you’re looking for a real outsider candidate for President this year, perhaps you should consider the one running on a platform of mandatory tooth brushing, ponies for every American in a pony based economy, and a zombie awareness program.
“Vermin Supreme, a friendly fascist, a tyrant you can trust. Let him run your life. He knows what’s best for you.”
Vermin usually runs as a Democrat.
Looks strangely familiar, somehow…
https://iotwreport.com/when-im-president-everyone-gets-a-free-pony/
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Vermin’s a hoot. I actually laughed out load at his bio. “Emperor of the New Millenium.” Crikey.
I appreciate his honesty. If his current bid fails he should consider running for mayor of Madison, he would be a shoo-in
“Vermin usually runs as a Democrat.” No big surprise there. Most vermin do, don’t they?
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Well Sheeit,
After Hillary has to quit the race because of Bill’s ‘health issues’ (I say he fakes a heart attack when Comey recommends indictment) Old Fartimus Sanders will need a running mate.
Then after Bernie vapor locks on some tofu sticks and croaks on the trail this guy can pick Fauxahontus as his running mate and He can wear his rubber boot hat and raincoat combination, and she can don her Cherokee Finery and they will probably win.
This will put the varnish over the stain on the putty in the nail hole over the last nail in the coffin of my country
Just to be clear, this post is not an endorsement of Vermin. I had missed this being posted before.
Still, I love the fascist / tyrant line. He’s a natural for the Sanders crowd.
This is symptomatic of the jerks living in New England. They think a ludicrous display of outrageous behavior is far better than an informed debate in the public square. Samuel Adams and John Harvard would be appalled at this “man”. And I use the noun “man” in the most liberal way possible.
I’d be surprised if The People’s Cube hasn’t already come out and given Vermin Supreme a full endorsement.