Wait… He Penetrated a Wedding Ring??? – IOTW Report

Wait… He Penetrated a Wedding Ring???

How…  what… oh, I see… no, wait.. nuh uh…How big are his fingers?

Erotic game goes wrong as wedding ring ‘strangles’ man’s penis

The 28-year-old man, who was in “severe pain”, was admitted to a hospital in Limpopo.

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Limpopo??? C’mon.

There’s actually a pixelated picture HERE

HT/ TB

21 Comments on Wait… He Penetrated a Wedding Ring???

  1. Had a Gary Johnson moment and had to look up Limpopo.
    Africa.
    No wonder.
    Land of the Cow Shit Hat, and Urine Face Paint, eating of one’s enemies’ and ten year old war criminals.
    I’d rather be stranded on Antarctica than Africa

  2. He admitted that he had put the object on his penis four hours earlier on the recommendation of friends, according to a medical journal.

    Recommendation of friends? Hahaha!!!

    I wonder if anyone actually tries any of the recommendations posted here by readers.

  3. I’m thinking that was either a very large ring or a very small winky.

    P.S. – This story is kind of a reverse spin on one I once read called The Magic Ring of Hans Carvel:

    (Hans Carvel, a jealous old doctor, being in bed with his wife, dreamed that the Devil gave him a ring , which, so long as he had it on his finger , would prevent his being made a cuckold: waking he found he had got his finger the “Lord-knows-where.” Lord-knows-where is an obvious euphemism for the wife’s vagina. For as long as his finger is in there, his wife would not be unfaithful to him.)

    http://www.artandpopularculture.com/Carvel's_ring

    🙂

  4. Man … I hate it when that happens!

    I remember the time Jill bought me that “pinky” ring .. and .. y’know .. I’m thinkin “pinky” right? I mean it’s small, pink, an ….. well …y’no … so’s I put it on my “pinky” and you can jst imagine!

  5. Portuguese fellow I worked with told me he tried to make out with a glass jar when he was a kid. Got interrupted, froze and couldn’t exit so he smashed the jar. Tend to believe him cause he was hornier than a three-puckered toad.

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