How… what… oh, I see… no, wait.. nuh uh…How big are his fingers?
Erotic game goes wrong as wedding ring ‘strangles’ man’s penis
The 28-year-old man, who was in “severe pain”, was admitted to a hospital in Limpopo.
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Limpopo??? C’mon.
There’s actually a pixelated picture HERE
HT/ TB
Dick move.
There seems to be a lot of penis stories here.
The question isn’t how big are his fingers.
Gee Wally, that’s not how we played the old ring-toss game…
Why am I laughing at this? On a scale of 1-10 this guy is a big fat zero. What a putz!
The guy must have heard about cock rings and wanted to try it out without ever having seen one. The farce is schlong in this one.
Had a Gary Johnson moment and had to look up Limpopo.
Africa.
No wonder.
Land of the Cow Shit Hat, and Urine Face Paint, eating of one’s enemies’ and ten year old war criminals.
I’d rather be stranded on Antarctica than Africa
“With this ring, I thee bled.”
He had a Limp-popo? Then if that was the case, he could have removed the damned ring without a problem! Too much Viagra apparently!
He admitted that he had put the object on his penis four hours earlier on the recommendation of friends, according to a medical journal.
Recommendation of friends? Hahaha!!!
I wonder if anyone actually tries any of the recommendations posted here by readers.
I’m thinking that was either a very large ring or a very small winky.
P.S. – This story is kind of a reverse spin on one I once read called The Magic Ring of Hans Carvel:
(Hans Carvel, a jealous old doctor, being in bed with his wife, dreamed that the Devil gave him a ring , which, so long as he had it on his finger , would prevent his being made a cuckold: waking he found he had got his finger the “Lord-knows-where.” Lord-knows-where is an obvious euphemism for the wife’s vagina. For as long as his finger is in there, his wife would not be unfaithful to him.)
http://www.artandpopularculture.com/Carvel's_ring
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How old was the ring? This guy could really be in trouble.
Calling on all my friends here at iOTW: Put a ring on your penis. No, seriously, it’s my recommendation.
Man … I hate it when that happens!
I remember the time Jill bought me that “pinky” ring .. and .. y’know .. I’m thinkin “pinky” right? I mean it’s small, pink, an ….. well …y’no … so’s I put it on my “pinky” and you can jst imagine!
@eternal cracker p: You dinky dau, GI.
Portuguese fellow I worked with told me he tried to make out with a glass jar when he was a kid. Got interrupted, froze and couldn’t exit so he smashed the jar. Tend to believe him cause he was hornier than a three-puckered toad.
He would have been better off sticking an air hose up his ass.
They could have saved themselves a lot of trouble. Just show the stupid bastard a photo of Hillary sans makeup. Instant “shrinkage”.
@Billy, are you recommending this?
Well, the instructions do say if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours, consult a doctor.
Dumbass. After nearly 40 years, I could have told him that it goes trough his nose. Geesh.