Want Fries With That?


ht/ Moonbattery

18 Comments on Want Fries With That?

  1. Do they program the kiosk “wit attitude”?

    I especially like it when I walk up to a young black woman who looks directly at me and remains silent.
    Um, yes bitch, you can take my fucking order!

  2. Loco, I really don’t know how to address your stupid comment. Shit! Can you stop promoting Ted Cruz and get onto Hillary, pronto! Really?

  3. Now they will have a better excuse for not working . . . Fewer jobs and such. Taxpayers will be on the hook.

  4. I’m fine with the kiosks as long they are silent and don’t have creepy robot voices like Hal from 2001 or Marvin the paranoid android (who spoke in an annoying snarky monotone) from The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. And can you imagine a very loud EXTERMINATE if you got a Dalek voice after making repeated mistakes in goofing up your order. Yikes, I hate robot voices.

  5. I’m sorry Dave, I can’t give you supersize fries and a supersize coke.

    Our records show you would exceed your government allotment of carbohydrates due to your grande mocha frappachino this morning at the starbucks on 39th and Main.

    An attendant has been summoned to come rough you up for good measure.

  6. Creeeeepy but true, Bob anon. I got a car with Onstar. Driving down the street and a dimwit in front of me SLAMS on her breaks to get into the turn lane. Of course I had to slam on mine to avoid a collision so I honked at the idiot. Onstar started to call itself. Ugh! I cancelled the call. The next morning the screen had a prompt for me to read a message about how I need to pay attention while driving. The message would not go away until I tapped “agree”. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……I want my old car back!

  7. NYM, just pop the cover off and cut the wires.
    That disables the camera and GPS tracking also.
    Or do as I do, I drive a 69 Ford E200.

  8. I had a run in with a snotty pizza shop cashier bitch who wouldn’t get off the phone with her boy friend to get the pie I ordered. The shop is only five blocks from my house and makes great pizza. I haven’t been back since and that was over 25 years ago. Piss on ’em.

    Nah, I don’t hold a grudge…

  9. I, too, am tired of the “Fuck you, Whitey” looks I get from Obama’s kids. Being retired, I have lots of time to go online and report the Dindu’s to the appropriate authorities. Sometimes it is a waste of time and sometimes it pays off, plus, it keeps me off the streets.

  10. Mickey Ds is good if, and ONLY if, you’re suffering from HungChow …

    Clean you out better’n Liquid-Plumr does a drain.

    izlamo delenda est …

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