I need help here. What I think I saw was a girl, in front of a crowd of college students, struggling with a can opener, trying to open a can of Spaghettios.
After struggling, and breathing, like she was extricating herself from a straight jacket, she gets the can open.
The crowd applauds.
Please tell me they were filming Idiocracy 2.
ht/ Bad Brad
dagnabbit!!!!!
i’ve been flushing ART down the toilet ALL MY LIFE!!!
I COULDA BEEN A CONTEN…..WAIT NO, A ARTISTE!!!!!
I’m not so much disgusted at her as incredulous that the room full of morons stayed to watch and then applauded.
The gal obviously has neurological problems, and also some mental deficiencies. Note the hand confusion and heavy breathing from neural stress.
Such a person can spend months or years of practice to be able to do a task like that. Many can’t do it ever.
This video is presented without context for a reason.
If that reason is to make fun of a person actually working toward improving themselves rather than dropping into the hammock of disability, then those responsible need a trip behind the woodshed.
I got nothing’.
Somebody forgot to bring the Jonestown punch!
Captive audience????
Bolt the doors and call it an insane asylum.
One grenade would save the world a lot of agony.
Holy crap. The update is more than disturbing.
In thirty years, they will all be appointed officials, lawyers and judges.
Brad that would be a Mills 36 H.E. grenade. Whatayouthink?
I should mention here that the second part of this post is not an update.
Parts one and two were posted at the same time.
So, if anyone, like someone speculating that we were making fun of the disabled, didn’t see the rest of the post before they plopped their 2 cents into the comments… oh well.
I could have lived my entire life without ever even hearing a rumor that this video existed. But now I’ve been denied that. Bastard.
My impression is this is s college some where in England. But as a parent that spent 42k a year sending their oldest daughter thru ASU, I’d be there with other parent kicking a lung out of somebody.
The girl is an obviously worthless piece of shit, right now. She most likely never saw the inside of a kitchen or used a kitchen utensil. She was never exposed to anything as complicated as a can opener. But, but, as OutdoorJohn says, she is definitely lawyer and senator material.
That is some messed up shit.
Shakespeare it is not, on his worst night.
“This gets vile.”
Well if it’s too vile for you I don’t need to see it. No offense! 😉
That sounds offensive, somehow.
Mr. Hat you put it up, and you come to us with the question. You sick beast. Ha.
If she is retarded and this is a college class of some sort, then a flame thrower would do better that a grenade. Burn the shithole to the ground.
Geoff, FUR screwed up. He trusted me. Lol. That’s some weird shit.
Her performance stunk!
It’s great to see old-fashioned entertainment again.
I’m pretty sure I remember seeing Arnold Stang do the same routine on the Milton Berle Show years ago.
Remember Ralph ( Jackie Gleason) and Norton (Art Carney) on “How to core a apple.” ??? LMAO Naw, you’re all too young.
Could only watch the first minute of it, but every can opener, manual and electric, that I’ve purchased since my 1967 can opener died ten years ago has given me nothing but grief. I can almost, almost. relate to the skit.
Yoko Ono was a genious compared to this babe.
Couldn’t watch all of it. I kept expecting Bluto to smash a guitar over some of those pitiful empty heads.
It’s a gender guessing game, is it?
I don’t know what you just watched, but I bet they are all with Her.
Proof she needs a man in her life?
This answer works for all ways it has been interpreted.
As art, as failure, as statement.
Yeah looks like a bunch of little liberal theatre major morons, the kind that hang out all over campus and cause considerable visual and aesthetic pollution, are mouthy and snotty beyond belief (their parents are thrilled they are out of the house), are little drama kings and queens, can’t add, and start to break out in a rash if they get close to an engineering or science dept. Will add zero to society and will spend their days with stupid signs protesting, and supporting hilLIARy.
Well, I can’t use a manual can opener worth a dang–but then I’m three times her age and have arthritis.
I can remember being her age and busting my 60-year-old mother’s chops about using an electric can opener. Damn, Nature’s a bitch LOL.
The thing that got me was, nobody volunteered to help her. It would have been especially nice to see a MAN help her–but wait, I forgot, that model has been obsolete on campuses since 2009.
Upon further reflection:
I probably couldn’t open the can either that way. The whole enterprise would go much more smoothly if she would set the can on a flat surface!
Next up: Stupid girl struggles to use a slide rule on a chemistry exam LOL.
I’m sure on a roll for someone who hasn’t had coffee yet.
Have a great day, my IOTW brethren and sistern!
The Spaghettisburg Address. It was the opposite of Lincolnesque.
I prefer the video of the shit stain muslim getting knocked out over the video of the shit stained spaghetti-o skank. A left hook to the side of that chicks head would have improved the viewing experience.
wtf
If they call that art, they should see me after sealing the driveway.
Lost me at Spaghettios.
She’s the shit.
Two words brought this crap to us…
Participation Awards
Obviously she has more experience pleasuring herself than opening a can.
I might suggest to her that unbuttoning and unzipping her pants would save her about $38 (not counting Spaghettios).
O, she’s mentally defective, alright, and not too far removed from her audience.
@ eternal cracker p, Too right. I wonder how many times each of them will be voting.