Cynic is desperately trying to carve out a niche for himself. After yesterday’s shirt post, he follows up with this.
A 43-year old Iowa City woman has been charged with homicide after a brutal crime involving her 49-year old husband, who she had recent discovered had been having an affair with a much younger woman.
The wife, who is being held in custody, is believed to have sourced plastic explosives through an online dark web retailer that only accepts payment with cryptocurrency. According to investigators, she made the purchase after discovering her husband was cheating.
We believe that she drugged her husband with sleeping pills to sedate him so she could put her plan into action.”
It is alleged that the woman inserted the plastic explosives into the anus of her sleeping husband, before detonating them remotely. Investigators found a webcam in the debris which they believe she used to watch her husband explode.
The husband died instantly in the explosion which was loud enough that a neighbor in a nearby house called 911, leading investigators to the gory scene. The woman’s name is being suppressed until the man’s next of kin have been contacted.
Damn…in all my years of burgling turds, never have I once cracked a safe in that manner.
Move over Lorena Bobbitt, there’s a new sheriff in town.
Just like a bug on the windshield; the last thing the victim sees is their a$$h–e.
She was said to be a big fan of the movie “Man on Fire”
Tell Cynic to keep it up he’s producing pure gold!
The guy makes one mistake and she goes and blows his ass off.
That didn’t come out well in the end.
Was her name Gladass Crevass?….
Rectum? No! She killed him!
Lois Einhorn: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well Lois, I’m not really ready for a relationship yet, but thank you for asking
That’s a heckuva way to do a cleanse.
With enemas like that, who needs friends?
I wonder if she ever accused him of having s#it for brains?
Damn! At the massage parlor I frequent, the “M80 Up The Butt” cost extra!
That’s something that would be hard for him to C-4 – uh, I mean – foresee.
…okay, but why is the promo image for this post a taco bell logo-
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– Oh, nvm.
(Fur, you’re so crude sometimes. Sheesh.)
And people ask me why I hit this cite multiple times a day?
Meerkat and everyone else I’ll still laughing. Thank you all for that.
There’s a blow it out your ass joke in there somewhere
Somehow I don’t wonder why he cheated on her, but I admire her spark.
Don’t think that Hillary hasn’t thought about this.
That poor girl!!!
Decent sugar daddies are hard to find.
This outcome on the Iranian Guards story would have been the best!
Ain’t that the shits. 💩
Not reading but it had to happen in Russia.
It IS the water, right?? PLEASE tell me that it is…
really enraged – Ummm no. More like sumthin in the air… like a 24 year old’s legs!
Was his name Colon Pow?
Well blow me down!
He said he needed an enema – and he got one.
It should go in the Guinness Book as the loudest fart in the history of mankind.
Wait … you can buy plastic explosives over the internet in Iowa City?
But the BATFE is chasing people who mis-spelled something?
WTF?
izlamo delenda est …