Yeb’s Campaign Website Is Selling $75 Guacamole Bowls – IOTW Report

Yeb’s Campaign Website Is Selling $75 Guacamole Bowls

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From: An Anonymous Woman Reader
Looks like his campaign staff of Chicano Studies majors, MeChA traitors and various Reconquista fifth-columnists includes an aspiring Taco Bell product designer. The SEVENTY-FIVE (!!?!!) dollar price tag—what’s the current rate for pesos to the dollar?—makes me wonder if these bowls are individually handmade by the Zapatistas themselves (Jeb’s ideological allies), deep within Chiapas, feverishly toiling in their Marxist pottery studio. more

 

25 Comments on Yeb’s Campaign Website Is Selling $75 Guacamole Bowls

  1. Note to campaign
    Dear sir:
    I would like to buy one of your fine bowls, but I don’t want to make a donation to
    The Bush campaign.
    I think he is out of his fuckin mind. A true lefty if I ever saw one.
    Could you please give me a URL for the manufacturer.
    Thank You
    (GO TRUMP)

  2. Yeb’s Campaign Website Is Selling $75 Guacamole Bowls

    Cardigan, you’re getting careless!
    That’s not a bowl. That’s a bowle!
    (-:

    I’m sure I’ve seen even more ridiculous campaign kitsch, but I’m having a hard time coming up with any worse stuff.

  3. I wonder when Jeb will realize that even with the GOP establishment on his side he stands no chance at all of being elected. If he somehow stole the nomination, the giant ego called Trump would run a sideshow campaign drawing off more than enough of the conservative wing that even decided to show up and vote to ensure that whatever dickwad the Dems run will win. I think he got brother-envy issues that never were worked out.

  4. LOL, Amazon sells an ‘authentic’, not like Yeb the Maine white boy who speaks with a ‘funny’ accent, molcajete grinder for $20, made from real rock-ribbed republicans.
    Smaller size, like Yeb’s penis.
    Ole !!

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