Hell, yes!!! Where do I caucus for this?!
DMF: […] Now, please don’t misunderstand, I’m not saying violence IS the answer. I’m saying violence is AN answer. Because sometimes a witty retort on Twitter simply can’t recapture your lost honor. Dueling would confer consequences onto all the ugly, dishonest,
uncouth, untrue, and defamatory things people say about you or your family. Yes, some politicians might be struck down if we allowed this ancient combat to reemerge in contemporary society.But I’m sure that’s a sacrifice most of us would be willing to make. more
Charlie Murphy was a prophet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-tpzA4wt_o
Now that put a big smile on my face.
How about dueling women,MJA?
” At the start of an 1892 duel in Liechtenstein between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg, Baroness Lubinska — who presided over the duel, which was being fought for reasons we will save until the end of the post — insisted that the women remove their clothing above their waists to avoid infection in the event that a sword pushed clothing into the wound it caused. ”
http://www.themarysue.com/topless-female-duelists/
Maybe a Mooch v Hillary tword duels
tword is not a word. sword is.
They could just measure…hands?
Lightsabers?
Mary, I have nothing else to say about this post except it is perhaps the most stupid thing I read in this past year. Really?
Aaron Burr vs. Alexander Hamilton
July 11, 1804
Weehawken, New Jersey
That’s all I have to say.
Have to bring back real men first. Great idea though.
There’s a lot to be said about settling an argument with a sense of certainty.
Dueling pianos?
That can lead to a drunken good time!
People would watch their tongue for sure
Meerkat B
I think a topless dance off would suffice!
@ALLTOMUCH who the hell knew there could have been topless duelers other than you? Cliff Cliven maybe?
Good grief! Who’d wanna see a topless Hillbag?
Mud wresting would be more appropriate for the PIAPS…
I do not understand what you mean by “sacrifice” in this context.
Oh, so much yasssss…
I would love to hear harry reid’s or chuck schumer’s or obama’s rhetoric if politicians still had duel’s.
Bring back? When did it go away? The Clintons have been practicing dueling for decades…Wait. You mean that the other guy gets a pistol, too?
If there were any men in Congress, Harry Reid would have been beat to a pulp at the lectern for his scurrilous attack on Romney’s taxes and Grayson would have been beaten with a truck antenna for saying that republicans want you to “die quickly.”
But, alas, all the men are out fighting, dying, and being maimed engaging the enemy with despicable Rules of Engagement.