This was sent in by Blinddog. And I’m posting it because sometimes the planets align and a guy’s name intersects with his crime in a way that makes the story seem like it’s from The Onion.
What do you suppose this compulsive public masturbators name is?
Wooditch… wood itch.
I was half expecting Jack Hoffman.
I guess Miley Cyrus gets away with it because she’s an “entertainer.”
Look at him, he looks like Jeffrey Jones, the pedo-principal from Ferris Bueller, no wonder he spanks his wank in public.
Well I guess we know the answer to the proverbial question: “How much wood would a Wooditch itch if a Wooditch could itch wood?
Whats sad and sick is that he was doing it while visualizing the Obama’s!
He has a brother in Philly…
http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/11/norristowns-swiss-cheese-pervert/
All Democrats do!
That didn’t help Peewee Herman.
That didn’t help peewee Herman.
I expected Dick Wanker.
or Harry Palm
Peter Gozinia
Jack Mehoff.
Typical of a Demorat.
Reminds me of the Russian Unic, Whobitchurbalzov.
Who does that sort of thing? These are the kinds of people running the show for us. How long was he on paid administrative leave and does he keep his pension? Did they check his work computer for porn? That’s all I want to know.
DAY-UM! Pity the poor janitor who had to clean those windows!
Your avatar is making me want to “self pleasure”
eunuch
that’s what makes it funny
I’m man enough to admit it when I’m wrong,
My guess was Bill Clinton.
That didn’t help Peewee Herman.
That guy’s story sounds like it’s got a lot of holes in it.
He’s got a cousin named Heywood Jablowme.
Relevant:
http://dilbert.com/strip/1993-11-09
🙂
Dick Hirtz
I’d blame spell check, but that would make me as bad a liar as Emperor Zero.
Herman Puller was my guess.
Too stereotypical. He’s even got a porn ‘stash.
In parts of Ohio common Amish surnames are Miller, Yoder and Troyer. On the OH/PA border Dick is a often seen surname in the Amish/Mennonite cummunity.
Is this joker one of the Ohio Dick’s?
The guy is a sad sack.
Help Pee Wee Herman that didn’t.
1993 huh? There’s a Dilbert for just about every situation.
What a jerk of!!
“Chuck you, farley! Go back off in your own jack yard!”
That didn’t help me.
Yoda? Is that you?
🙂
His mustache alone is disturbing.