100 iOTW Bucks To Anyone That Can Tell Me What I Was Thinking When I Saw This

115 Comments on 100 iOTW Bucks To Anyone That Can Tell Me What I Was Thinking When I Saw This

1. BLASPHEMY!
   FJB

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2. You were trying to figure out who makes sequin covered clothing for elephants.
   (Please pay in small, unmarked bills)

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3. GAG ME WITH A SPOON !!!!!

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4. “Who’s gonna clean up the mess when her heart explodes?”….

   And what 𝒞𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓇FJB𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎 said.

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5. That’s just a pure insult to the memory of Tina Turner!
   No only that, but I’m grossed out by the thought of rivulets of swamp ass running down the back of her legs!

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6. Possibly,,,

   ” WHERE’S THE EYE BLEACH ?!?!?! “

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7. The beauty standard?

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8. Tone deaf….

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9. Gross

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10. so far, no.

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11. it looks like lizzo ate tina

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12. You were thinking your investment portfolio would do well to invest in sequins and polyester?

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13. “Well I guess you *can* teach a pig to sing.”

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14. Here are 3 possibilities.

    1. “Did she eat her?”
    2. Jello
    3. “well,my day is ruined. Can i pay it forward?”

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15. There are some things you cannot unsee.

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16. You were thinking your dinner tasted better going in than it did coming out?

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17. “She looks like a Milk Dud.”

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18. You were thinking: “I gotta post this and ask if anyone can guess what I was thinking when I saw this”

    Come on now, you can’t deny I’m right about this.

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19. A failed 1980s advertising campaign for the California Sausages.

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20. I wanted to play, but I had to hurl. Sorry!

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21. Why the hell did I click on this? Dammit, I know better.

    (Has to be the answer because that was my first thought)

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22. The Zoos are getting really good when they can teach a hippopotamus to sing. 🤔

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23. Mooooooooooo….

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24. God took the wrong one

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25. The priest is on the way to cleanse my eyes with holy water

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26. How did a pus-bag learn to lip-sync?

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27. If the Michelin Tyre Man, Bibendum, had a black wall tire daughter it would be the no talent fat slob know as Fattso, I mean Lizzo.

    People pay to see that? I would pay not to see it.

    Suddenly I don’t look at my self as overweight.

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28. At least, when she does Lady gaga, she won’t have to find a ‘meat dress’. She has all the fat and gristle already.

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29. I definitely need to find some tow straps made out of that material.

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30. stampede

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31. I have no words but it does remind me that I have fork truck hydraulic cylinders to repair today, because they were overloaded.

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32. “Rolling Floating on s river…”

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33. How is she ever going to dislodge that crotch wedgie?

    Sorry but someone had to say it.

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34. Thinking you weren’t going to reach the vomit bag in time?

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35. She looks like her head is on backwards, her ass is in the front!

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36. And who the hell are all the screaming idiots in the audience? They PAID to see this???

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37. Some men find obese women attractive. meh

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38. Hot Pocket.

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39. you were thinking that, having just witnessed the audacious butchery of a classic song by an atrociously dressed, over hyped blob, you needed a good laugh to make you feel better. And what better way to do that than have your IOTW pals brighten your day with their witty comments, hence the contest.

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40. Ike made the right choice.

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41. “Put it back on”

    “Three hundred pounds of water buffalo guts in a Hefty bag”

    “Quick! Get Queequeg!”

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42. Roll model?

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43. I don’t exactly what you were thinking, but I almost puked.

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44. 𝒞𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓇FJB𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎 at 8:03 am

    BLASPHEMY!
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    And an abomination. DJT fully supports them. Now, the question to his supporters, do you throw your support to an individual who fully embraces this, and he’s working hard for them? Blasphemy and an abomination to God.

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45. BFH Were you thinking “Another lost soul?”

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46. Is the stage gonna collapse? Wtf is it, concrete?

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47. I feel the earth move under my feet.

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48. Did she eat Tina?

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49. She who dies with the most fat wins.

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50. What time does the Blimp go up

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51. You’re not just rolling down a river. You’re rolling everywhere.

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52. You were thinking, “That’s hot”.

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53. Thank God, it’s not Whoppi giving a lap dance?

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54. rolling.. rollin in the flour

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55. It’s not over till
    the fat lady sings.

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56. I’ll give it to her she must have some decent lungs and cardio health to belt that song out and move that ginormous body the way she does throughout.

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57. Ain’t no sunshine when she stands ,
    It’s not warm when she’s in the way…

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58. “I bet there’s a ham sandwich, a bag of Dorito, a Large diet Coke and a box of HoHos lost in there between rolls of belly fat!”

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59. Fur, I think we’re all just saying the first thing we thought when we saw this.

    I was also hoping that there was enough stretch in those green bandages that wouldn’t snap!

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60. Glad it has the extra material?

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61. WOW! I WON!

    um right BFH??????

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62. My 55 gal. drum of things I don’t want to see has overflowed.

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63. Gary Larson knows the answer…https://i.pinimg.com/564x/08/ba/eb/08baebe316b25b7f482e272b428074ba.jpg

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64. Lizzo ate Tina Turner to helper become Tina Turner.

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65. “Helper,” “Help Her;” what’s the difference?

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66. Wrong color to be the Goodyear blimp, but just about the right shape…

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67. Why the hell did I click on this?
    Why in the hell would anyone pay to see this?
    Why in the hell would anyone want to see this free?

    I want to see her pole dance.

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68. @willysgoatgruff — Thanks for one of my favorite Far Sides!

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69. hoping she fall over dead from a heart attack and give the reality check of why obesity is a health concern. you can donate to the poster with the most thumbs up.

70. Were you thinking that her crotch is going to catch on fire from inner thigh friction? Imagine the aroma.

71. POOR BASTAGES working UNDER that STAGE need DANGER PAY!

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72. We DON”T Need Another HERO like this!

73. You were thinking

    How many times did I deny myself an opportunity for love and gratification from the hundreds of 400lb women who were constantly throwing themselves at me over the years.

    What a fool I was!!! Thank you, Lizzo for opening my mind

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74. It looks like a sparkly Milk Dud…..or 400 pounds of chewed brown bubble-gum.

75. We dont need a triple Tina

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76. Whales can walk on two legs!

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77. Scarfed a lot of plates in Memphis
    Chugged a lot of shakes down
    In New Orleans

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78. Was immediately reminded of a wildlife program I saw on Netflicks titled – The Hippos of the African Plains and in particular the segment on the female Hippo’s mating dance.

    Second thought was More Ham than a Hog.

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79. Please. Stay. Snapped.

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80. Rolling Down the River? She’s more like a flotilla down the river.

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81. she’s a horrible singer! sheesh!

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82. Well,my immediate reaction was what a fat disgusting pig.

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83. Wow, pull up Dr Jebra’s account. Dr of what. She’s a whack job.

84. @Brad – it’s a satire account. Often has some fun stuff.

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85. Jebra Faushay is a parody account, and Lizzo is a parody of a singer. Absolute trash person. 🤢

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86. “That’s no Moon”

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87. LCD, Thanks. I guess I should have probably guessed that based on the pic of her brother in the iron lung.

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88. Am I allowed to wear this dress before Memorial Day?

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89. So many comments and no one shared my thought.
    It was:

    “Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not turn around.”

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90. I don’t know what you were thinking, but I am thinking I am not going to click on that!

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91. Lizzo on the pool slide.
    https://www.bitchute.com/video/vE5c74sqEFJr/

92. Oh heck BFH I thought you were thinking ‘Oh lawdt I got lust in my heart and loins.’

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93. At least she has the agility of a Sumo wrestler.

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94. No I wouldn’t! Not even for 100 iOTW Bucks

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95. If I had an iOTW nickel for every chuckle this gives me I’d have 100 iOTW bucks.

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96. ““Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not turn around.”

    I think I’m going to be sick. If she did turn around you probably need to reclassify this as an astronomy post.

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97. “Call me Ahab …”

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98. EYE BLEACH! STAT! AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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99. I was thinking “thigh burn.”

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100. I thought there would be a lot more cellulite on her thighs. And yes, thank heaven she didn’t start twerking or I would have gouged out my eyeballs with a spoon.

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101. I wonder what that fat bitch registers on the RICHTER SCALE?

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102. Rats! Thought I would win this one fer sure….!

     Great thought BFH!

     Awwwww let everybody have 50 IOTW bucks for participation trophy – lots of laughs here. IOTW crowd never disappoints.

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103. You were thinking Lizzo Zeppelin

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104. I’d rather run a marathon through the Serengeti wearing a leisure suit made of cold cuts than to watch that video.

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105. https://youtu.be/jj1tUe7rOQk

106. BFH AT 1:53 PM
     So many comments and no one shared my thought.
     It was:

     “Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not turn around.”
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     OK, but ya gotta give me second place for the obvious self-evident thought that came next.

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107. All I know is if that material in the outfit she was wearing were to let loose the carnage from the millions of sequins flying about would be devastating.

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108. Emerald Ash Borer

109. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

110. Lizzo is the only pop star that never gets laid after a show.

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111. LOL! I’ve been working so much I almost missed a fun and hilarious iOTWr “leftist buffoon” highlight thread.

     Can’t imagine what BFH in thinking about this fat Bozo. But pretty sure it’s appropriate after looking at a narcissistic fat bastard “dance” on stage.

     If Lizzo turned more like a big wheel more often, maybe she wouldn’t be a blotted leftist fart…er…farce.

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112. Racists😂😂😂😂

113. After a certain tonnage it’s just stomping, not dancing.

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114. You owe me 100 for watching this

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115. If the material burst….

     The sequins would do more damage than a claymore mine…

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