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100 iOTW Bucks To Anyone That Can Tell Me What I Was Thinking When I Saw This

115 Comments on 100 iOTW Bucks To Anyone That Can Tell Me What I Was Thinking When I Saw This

  1. That’s just a pure insult to the memory of Tina Turner!
    No only that, but I’m grossed out by the thought of rivulets of swamp ass running down the back of her legs!

  2. You were thinking: “I gotta post this and ask if anyone can guess what I was thinking when I saw this”

    Come on now, you can’t deny I’m right about this.

  3. If the Michelin Tyre Man, Bibendum, had a black wall tire daughter it would be the no talent fat slob know as Fattso, I mean Lizzo.

    People pay to see that? I would pay not to see it.

    Suddenly I don’t look at my self as overweight.

  4. you were thinking that, having just witnessed the audacious butchery of a classic song by an atrociously dressed, over hyped blob, you needed a good laugh to make you feel better. And what better way to do that than have your IOTW pals brighten your day with their witty comments, hence the contest.

  5. 𝒞𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓇FJB𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎 at 8:03 am


    And an abomination. DJT fully supports them. Now, the question to his supporters, do you throw your support to an individual who fully embraces this, and he’s working hard for them? Blasphemy and an abomination to God.

  6. Fur, I think we’re all just saying the first thing we thought when we saw this.

    I was also hoping that there was enough stretch in those green bandages that wouldn’t snap!

  7. Why the hell did I click on this?
    Why in the hell would anyone pay to see this?
    Why in the hell would anyone want to see this free?

    I want to see her pole dance.

  8. hoping she fall over dead from a heart attack and give the reality check of why obesity is a health concern. you can donate to the poster with the most thumbs up.

  9. You were thinking

    How many times did I deny myself an opportunity for love and gratification from the hundreds of 400lb women who were constantly throwing themselves at me over the years.

    What a fool I was!!! Thank you, Lizzo for opening my mind

  10. Was immediately reminded of a wildlife program I saw on Netflicks titled – The Hippos of the African Plains and in particular the segment on the female Hippo’s mating dance.

    Second thought was More Ham than a Hog.

  11. ““Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not turn around.”

    I think I’m going to be sick. If she did turn around you probably need to reclassify this as an astronomy post.

  12. I thought there would be a lot more cellulite on her thighs. And yes, thank heaven she didn’t start twerking or I would have gouged out my eyeballs with a spoon.

  13. Rats! Thought I would win this one fer sure….!

    Great thought BFH!

    Awwwww let everybody have 50 IOTW bucks for participation trophy – lots of laughs here. IOTW crowd never disappoints.

  14. BFH AT 1:53 PM
    So many comments and no one shared my thought.
    It was:

    “Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not turn around.”

    OK, but ya gotta give me second place for the obvious self-evident thought that came next.

  15. All I know is if that material in the outfit she was wearing were to let loose the carnage from the millions of sequins flying about would be devastating.

  16. LOL! I’ve been working so much I almost missed a fun and hilarious iOTWr “leftist buffoon” highlight thread.

    Can’t imagine what BFH in thinking about this fat Bozo. But pretty sure it’s appropriate after looking at a narcissistic fat bastard “dance” on stage.

    If Lizzo turned more like a big wheel more often, maybe she wouldn’t be a blotted leftist fart…er…farce.


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