Made me LOL
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February 2019
Chip Roy (R-TX) Wants To Make Sure Ocasio-Cortez Isn’t Late For SXSW, Says She Better ‘Start Walking’
DC: Republican Texas Rep. Chip Roy reminded Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Friday that she better get started on her walk from Washington, D.C., to Austin for South [Read More]
Clash of the Concerts At Venezuela’s Border
Venezuela’s dictator, Nicolas Maduro has closed the borders of his nation with both Brazil and Columbia. Tons of aid wait on the other side for desperate Venezuelans. Maduro, however, fears that letting [Read More]
CEO Of TIME’S UP Resigns After Son Involved In Sexual Misconduct
DC: On Thursday, the Los Angeles Times reported a woman accused Borders’ son, Gary “Dijon” Bowden Jr., of touching her inappropriately while working with him at her home on Jan. [Read More]
Brain dead Senator Speaks To Brainwashed Children
DC: Democratic California Sen. Dianne Feinstein got into a disagreement with elementary school-aged children who were trying to persuade her to vote in favor of the Green New Deal on [Read More]
Obama Presidential Library Headed To Court
A federal judge ruled last week that the environmental group Protect Our Parks’ lawsuit opposing the construction of Obama’s Presidential Library in Chicago’s Jackson Park has standing. More If successful, the [Read More]
President Donald Trump Defunds Planned Parenthood, Will Cut Almost $60 Million in Taxpayer Funding
lifenews- President Donald Trump today finalized an administrative rule that would partially defund the Planned Parenthood abortion business and deprive it of as much as $60 million in taxpayer dollars. [Read More]
Mueller Report Not Coming Next Week, As CNN Reported
DC: Special counsel Robert Mueller’s report will not be delivered to the Justice Department next week, as CNN reported on Wednesday. “Any reporting that special counsel Mueller’s report will be [Read More]
Dems Tell Bernie He Is ‘Not Going To Be The Nominee’
DC: Florida Democrats are calling on Independent Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders to backtrack his comments after refusing to acknowledge opposition leader Juan Guaido as Venezuela’s legitimate president. “There are serious [Read More]
Meanwhile in NOKO: Mandatory Crop Deucing
DC: Kim Jong-un Demands Feces Production To Combat Fertilizer Shortage. North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is taking drastic measures to save his country’s economy from going down the toilet. [Read More]
How do you stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers?
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Trump’s HUD Official Moves To The Projects In The Bronx
DC: Federal Housing and Urban Development (HUD) executive and Trump appointee Lynne Patton has completed her second week of living in residences sponsored and managed by the New York City [Read More]
Beer Summit Flashback
Oblabberer finds a purpose: Watch HERE. Check out the published date. I think this predated IOTW.
Clumsy Kamala- Why Kamala Harris may be her own worst enemy
WFB: No Democrat running for president has had a better 2019 than Kamala Harris. The numbers tell the tale. The California senator was in the low single digits in polls [Read More]
Testimonies Reveal the Real Story Behind McCabe’s ‘25th Amendment’ Comments
Epoch Times: […] Trump Didn’t Know He Was Under Investigation. All of this activity was supposedly precipitated by Trump’s firing of Comey and subsequent fears that he was engaging in [Read More]