Ancient Blood Sucking Squid Species Named for Biden – IOTW Report

Ancient Blood Sucking Squid Species Named for Biden

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Last year, shortly after US President Joseph Biden took office, scientists wrapped up the details of their newest aquatic discovery. Though worlds apart, these milestones now share a page in history. 

On Tuesday, in the journal Nature Communications, the research team announced that post-inauguration, they’d identified the oldest-known vampyropod, which is a distant relative of modern octopuses and vampire squid. The latter of the two is known for its cape-like, blood-colored body. As an homage to the 46th US president, the slippery creature earned the name Syllipsimopodi bideni [bold added]. More

19 Comments on Ancient Blood Sucking Squid Species Named for Biden

  1. The squid is more useful, prettier, serves its purpose in God’s Kingdom properly, and doesn’t rape its own children and grandchildren.

    Don’t insult it with that name.

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  2. Bottom dwelling, blood sucking, no backbone, hides at every possible opportunity, squirts ink and runs away, beady eyed, wrinkled, small brained, thin lipped, no dick, rubbery asshole…

    I would say they got it about right…

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