Truth Revolt: Who says romance is dead?
The new app LegalFling is keeping it alive by automating the process of creating a contract for sexual consent. With a tag line of “safe sex redefined,” the need for the product is explained thus:
Sex should be fun and safe, but nowadays a lot of things can go wrong. Think of unwanted videos, withholding information about STDs and offensive porn reenactment. While you’re protected by law, litigating any offenses through court is nearly impossible in reality. LegalFling creates a legally binding agreement, which means any offense is a breach of contract. By using the Live Contracts protocol, your private agreement is verifiable using the blockchain and enforceable with a single click. more
SNIP: What happens if you both consent to sex, but then feel you were raped, even though you both agreed to everything on the list?
No thanks. I may be single but I’m not stupid. And what’s the catch and how much does it cost?
That doesn’t mean you weren’t impaired or under duress. What if you just change your mind?! Liberalism never takes us anyplace good.
You cannot regulate morality.
Hey babe, I’m going to put on some music while you fill out these consent forms. Don’t forget to initial next to paragraph 3 section b, for the “oral” consent waiver.
Don’t forget to have signatures witnessed and notorized.
My wiener will fall off before I do that. Wait . . . where’s my wieiner?
A single “click”? When did they stop calling it a “donkey punch”?
Not sure if this link will work, but it’s worth a try.
What we’re coming to…
https://www.facebook.com/wetheinternettv/videos/2108274419405691/?hc_ref=ARSfSbsTNhb_Pq0NnZTqpTO_m_iFYM-hS07h7madywKOoAPPYMhIke91DfSVpv6hCL8&pnref=story
Who’s Legal Zoomin’ Who?
I suspect that this wouldn’t do any good for the next day regrets that a woman may suffer after sex. All she has to do is claim that sometime during the process she said stop and whatever was agreed to in this app becomes useless for a defense. Having said that, a lot of this depends on the area where a case would be tried. Blue state is more likely to crucify some poor bastard who failed to call some snowflake tramp then a Red state. I’m not sure how a male caught in this position can get a fair shake in a “progressive” court.
Second last line should read “snowflake tramp the next day than a Red state.”
planned parenthood better get their own app.
Who pays for the abortion afterwards?
Going fishing looks better every day, I tell ya.
They should call it the “ForeverVirgin” app. It would have the same results.
My sweetie and I signed a consent form for sex. It’s called a marriage certificate.