Daily Wire
The messages, from the city of Austin, feature Santa Claus and Frosty the Snowman meeting untimely ends due to texting and driving, or drinking and driving.
“I saw mommy killing Santa Claus. He disappeared under the truck last night. She didn’t see him cross the street, now his body’s a red streak. She was reading on her phone the latest Tweet,” read a tweet from Austin’s department of transportation. “Then I saw EMS putting Santa Claus underneath a sheet so snowy white. Oh, what a sad day it has been with distraction yet again and Mommy killing Santa Claus last night.”
Smokey and the Tow Chains – 10,000 Views x2
Santa and the Sauce – 0
Austin must really suck at advertising
An agitated Karen was just spotted in Austin. You know the drill.
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Do we have a right to know why our US Government is running the same stupid Tow Your Boat In Snow PSA over and over and over. Fox is running they ads, so their money train is covered. But why are We Taxpayers paying for this pure money theiving bankers with broadcast licenses and trough chutes money grubbing Tow Trucking Boat Company Scams.
Enough.
Is it titled ‘Grandma’s Revenge’?