Long Live the Greenland Shark
Scientists have declared the longest living vertebrate is the Greenland shark. Using estimates of the animal’s annual growth rate, which they figure to be a centimeter a year, they’ve deducted [Read More]
Articles by Dr. Tar
Douche Nozzle of the Day: Nico Hines
In a story that can only be considered malicious- straight, married, Daily Beast writer Nico Hines went trolling various dating sites for gay hookups with Olympic athletes. He had amazing success and [Read More]
Are They or Aren’t They and Will It Even Matter?
We’re getting conflicting reports declaring that the Obama Administration’s Justice Department has refused to allow three FBI offices to investigate the Clinton Foundation. The Daily Caller however, is reporting that the [Read More]
Aleppo Doctors Beg for Help From President Putz
The last remaining 29 doctors in the besieged city of Aleppo have issued a letter to President Obama pleading for him to create a safe zone in the Eastern part [Read More]
Follow Up: Not So Clear Sailing
Remember those numb skulls who thought they could sail around the Arctic in a 15 meter yacht? Turns out they’ve run into a little ice along the way. From their log today: [Read More]
NEA Arranges Seat Massages For Employees
Because senseless spending of tax-payer money on progressive tripe is so stressful, the National Endowment of the Arts arranged for a masseuse to come to their Washington offices and provide [Read More]
Kiss That Money Good-bye
Under Obamacare, the government lent $358 million to the 23 co-ops that were created under the program. The start up money was to be repaid in five years, unless of [Read More]
Liberals Need A Good SLAPP
Daniel Payne at the Federalist discusses the many ways Liberals have used the legal system to punish their opponents with costly legal cases both civil and criminal. He recommends that Congress [Read More]
Paul Ryan Wins Squeaker Over Nehlen by 70%
In what was never going to be a close race, House Speaker Paul Ryan (WI-R) easily won his primary last night for the First District of Wisconsin. More How Ryan [Read More]
Project Sauron Malware Ups The Spy Game
Security experts are talking today about a piece of Spyware that was able to infect 30 organizations in Russia, Iran and Rwanda and remain undetected for five years. Called Project [Read More]
College Hides Murals Before They Can Offend
The Diversity Leadership Team formed at The University of Wisconsin-Stout determined that two murals depicting Native Americans in early American history might be deemed offensive by Native American students. Originally [Read More]
“Iron Lady” of Manipur Ends 16 Year Fast
After roughly 800 weeks of being forced fed through a tube, Irom Chanu Sharmila went to court today to declare her intention to end her fast. She started the hunger protest 16 years ago [Read More]
The Germans Make A Mark In Field Hockey
Two German athletes are setting Twitter afire every time they are caught standing next to each other. More
The Great Melting Pot
Being a populist party that has built its political power from appealing to immigrant group after immigrant group through out its history, Josh Gelernter points out why demographics are never [Read More]
Someone In St. Paul Really Hates Dogs
Dog owners in the Frogtown neighborhood of St. Paul, MN are on alert to watch what their dogs get into when they’re in the yard. Someone has been baking rat [Read More]