Middle Finger News Service – Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and CEO, held a hastily called press conference in front of the 100-foot polished brass plated blast-proof doors guarding the entrance to his underground headquarters at the base of Mount Rainier. He called reporters together to address recent rumors and make clear that he has “No illusion or aspiration for the office of president of the United States.” Reporters in attendance struggled to hear Bezos over the din of endless dodecacopter drones whisking heavy machinery into the subterranean factory/AI hive/research facility.
Bezos explained that a step down from his current position to the office of POTUS would be a mistake on par with “having a Facebook account in this day and age,” but left open the idea of a lateral move.
“I would certainly entertain taking a position of comparable importance and meaning… something along the lines of Prime Minister of Earth.”
When asked if he meant “earn” or “seek” such a position, Bezos answered in his normal, matter of factly manner… MORE
Screw Big Head Baldie Bezos and his pseudo army of Ama-Zombies
Dr. Evil speaks.
I thought he killed himself along with those Haven’s Gate cult people when the Hale-Bopp comet came by back in 1995.
What a jerk. A rich jerk, but still a jerk.
If the leftyglobalist decides to, this maggot will be there as a happy drone. Swallows Well
http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/02/tucker-accused-of-working-for-putin/
Delightful satire! Positively tasty.
He’s going to be competing with 0bama for that presumed position.
Three thumbs up! He can use Moore as the fat bastard.👍
Bezos would visually lose to Nixon in a 1960 telecast.
It will be truly sweet if he finds himself one of the newly identified “Unlawful Enemy Combatants”. It would give me great pleasure.