The Federalist
The Southern Wisconsin Bird Alliance, formerly known as Madison Audubon, offers “LGBTQIAP+ in Nature,” a class exploring the diverse range of sexuality and so-called gender fluidity in the animal kingdom. To fourth-graders.
“We know that there is a beautifully wide range of ways that humans identify, and scientists have learned that there are many examples of plants and animals that are LGBTQIAP+ in nature, too!,” the alliance declares on its website. You can come out now, lavender. Your secret’s out. And ferns, the lesbians of plants, you’re not fooling anyone. More
“and scientists have learned”
Define scientist. You’re not a scientist if you start with the desired out come and then work backwards and try and justify it.
LGBTQIAP+
What’s the “P”??? Pansexual or pedophile?
By the way. Who or what someone/thing is attracted to is not about “gender”. Moreover, people don’t have genders. Neither does any other sexually reproducing being. Only words and other THINGS have “genders”.
I’ve seen a chihuahua humping a soccer ball, what’s his pronoun?
I don’t think it was consensual for the ball.
They just can’t keep from going after the kids, can they? Groomers gonna groom, I guess…
Homosexuality is not a sound method of perpetuating the species, nor the chances of the practitioners passing on their genes.
I got kicked out of the local Audubon Society for wearing a T-shirt that said “show me your tits”.
Your T-shirt should’ve read, show me your pistil and you would’ve been perfectly OK. A pistil is the way that a female sexual organ reproduces itself after it is pollinated by the male sexual organ called a stamen.
These are the folks who show up at the ER to have a cactus removed from their rectum.
“ What’s the “P”??? “
P is for Pervert
L-G-P, is all they need
“… scientists have learned that there are many examples of plants and animals that are LGBTQIAP+ in nature, too!”
That simply isn’t true.
That’s a LIE.
As pointed out above, no species could propagate if it practiced perversion.
Isolated occurrences, of course, as with the Chihuahua and the soccer ball, the goose and the turtle, the duck and the flip-flops, but these are examples of sexual frenzy and opportunity – certainly NOT committed “lifestyles.”
Seems that the “Father of All Lies” is also the “Father of All Perversions.”
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Or as Major Bat Guano in Dr. Strangelove played by Keenan Wynn called it prevert.
“Madison”. That my friends is all you need to know.
We had an old beagle hunting dog that would sometimes try to hump our younger beagle in their pen (both were males). I think it was a way to demonstrate dominance in the pen because he was also attracted to females when around them.
Maybe that’s why these pervs are attracted to children – it’s a dominance thing…
Rooster’s do say “Cockle Doodle Do!”
Guess I was never smart enough to put the two together.
Who knew that ferns were really lesbians? Gimme a friggin break. And if they were don’t name your daughters Fern.
And the queers say, any cock will do.
They became irrelevant when they removed Audubon from their name.
You can call them “perverts” if you want. Or “preverts.”
I call them fucked up in the brain box.
sk dk, faggots
A woman from work had a young black lab that would mount the coffee table. They ended up naming the dog Boner.
She had a dog, and his name was Boner, B O N E R, B O N E R and Boner was his name O.
His name was boner O.
This Southern Wisconsin Bird Alliance could use a cartoon mascot.
Dale the Gay Quail
Tommy the Tranny Turtledove
Freddy the Faggot Finch
Lesley the Lesbian Loon