26 Comments on Breaking News About Hillary Clinton
Best laugh of the day.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,!!!
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She tests negative as human.
29
Does she test positive for actual “life”?
12
There is a god.
13
I could have made it through the day without seeing that horse faced lesbian.
19
Well I’m positive she’s negative.
18
Hahahahaha!!!!
I love it!
10
I was hoping, wishing, dreaming…
But no…
She’s still here.
I’m shattered…
But thanks for the laugh anyway!
11
Good one! So thankful!!
10
However her test for a pathological mass murderer came back a strong positive.
16
“Hear ye, hear ye.”
“Bring out your dead.”
“Bring out your dead.”
“Hear ye, hear ye.”
…
“And who might this be?”
“One Hillary Rodham Clinton, sire.”
“Take back your dead!”
“Take back your dead!”
12
Oh the burrrrrrrrrn.
6
What Satan looks like after trick-or-treating.
8
But she tests positive for the biggest POS ever.
Though she may have to share that distinction with Chucky.
11
She would’t even make a good corpse.
She’s a zilch, a zero, a negative entity, a nada.
7
That’s what happens when you self-quarantine and don’t campaign in mid-western and north-central states.
12
Be careful. Cumo will likely run for president as Joe is coming apart. He will pick Hillary as vice. Then he will commit suicide after the election.
7
Not Fair!
You got my hopes up for nothing.
Remember folks, Turdo is our Prime Idiot.
He just tried to cease power yesterday in a way that Pelosi & Shumer could not even attempt. Luckily it was stopped! He has a Minority Government THANK GOD!
He has used this pandemic to put his voice on almost every public service announcement as well as all the pressers, news, and Town halls.
This is a personal LOW POINT FOR ME. You cannot escape his voice or face!
It would have been nice if the Whore would have been arrested or fallen down a staircase. Anything!
13
Even a virus will not touch this Fkn Thing!
Satan Knows he has to take her and even he is trying to delay it as long as possible!
9
Brilliant
4
She should be tested for wuhan. She was on the show with that guy early this month who tested positive for the virus last week.
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Good One
5
I want a second opinion.
2nd Doctor: Well, she’s ugly too.
8
Lucifer saw her on the On-Deck List this morning and scratched her name off. Turns out, he bought Hillary’s very thin soul in 2016 and now he wants a refund. It was defective.
5
I’m still waiting for her to test positive for an assigned prison inmate number.
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Oops, I read the headline wrong. I thought it said “News About Breaking Hillary Clinton”.
Best laugh of the day.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,!!!
She tests negative as human.
Does she test positive for actual “life”?
There is a god.
I could have made it through the day without seeing that horse faced lesbian.
Well I’m positive she’s negative.
Hahahahaha!!!!
I love it!
I was hoping, wishing, dreaming…
But no…
She’s still here.
I’m shattered…
But thanks for the laugh anyway!
Good one! So thankful!!
However her test for a pathological mass murderer came back a strong positive.
“Hear ye, hear ye.”
“Bring out your dead.”
“Bring out your dead.”
“Hear ye, hear ye.”
…
“And who might this be?”
“One Hillary Rodham Clinton, sire.”
“Take back your dead!”
“Take back your dead!”
Oh the burrrrrrrrrn.
What Satan looks like after trick-or-treating.
But she tests positive for the biggest POS ever.
Though she may have to share that distinction with Chucky.
She would’t even make a good corpse.
She’s a zilch, a zero, a negative entity, a nada.
That’s what happens when you self-quarantine and don’t campaign in mid-western and north-central states.
Be careful. Cumo will likely run for president as Joe is coming apart. He will pick Hillary as vice. Then he will commit suicide after the election.
Not Fair!
You got my hopes up for nothing.
Remember folks, Turdo is our Prime Idiot.
He just tried to cease power yesterday in a way that Pelosi & Shumer could not even attempt. Luckily it was stopped! He has a Minority Government THANK GOD!
He has used this pandemic to put his voice on almost every public service announcement as well as all the pressers, news, and Town halls.
This is a personal LOW POINT FOR ME. You cannot escape his voice or face!
It would have been nice if the Whore would have been arrested or fallen down a staircase. Anything!
Even a virus will not touch this Fkn Thing!
Satan Knows he has to take her and even he is trying to delay it as long as possible!
Brilliant
She should be tested for wuhan. She was on the show with that guy early this month who tested positive for the virus last week.
Good One
I want a second opinion.
2nd Doctor: Well, she’s ugly too.
Lucifer saw her on the On-Deck List this morning and scratched her name off. Turns out, he bought Hillary’s very thin soul in 2016 and now he wants a refund. It was defective.
I’m still waiting for her to test positive for an assigned prison inmate number.
Oops, I read the headline wrong. I thought it said “News About Breaking Hillary Clinton”.