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Confirmed – Hitler Actually Did Have Only One Testicle

Saturday, 19 December 2015, 22:16 BFH Uncategorized 30

That’s only one less than Michelle, and two less than Putin… and one more than Barack, and will be the same amount as Bruce Jenner’s for a minute or two.

Yahoo-

BERLIN (Reuters) – A medical document shows that Adolf Hitler only had one testicle, German media said on Saturday, suggesting there is some truth after all to a popular British song that says the dictator had “only got one ball”.

There has long been speculation that Hitler was missing one testicle, with rumors circulating that he lost the other one during the Battle of the Somme in the First World War.

But a medical record from the time when Hitler was put in prison after the failed Munich beer hall putsch in 1923 shows he suffered from “right-side cryptorchidism” – a condition where a testicle fails to descend into the scrotum – media reports said.

The doctor’s notes were thought to have been missing for years but reappeared at an auction in 2010, at which point they were seized by authorities.

“The experienced medical officer immediately recognized the condition!” top-selling newspaper Bild quoted historian Peter Fleischmann, who has studied the record, as saying.

Fleischmann could not immediately be reached for comment.

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ht/ FDR in Hell

30 Comments on Confirmed – Hitler Actually Did Have Only One Testicle

  3. Heres the lyrics

    sung to the tune of ???

    Hitler has only got one ball,
    the other, is in Albert hall
    Himmler has something simlar,
    and goebbles got no balls at all.

    thank you, thank you very much

  5. The Colonel Bogey March, England 1939 -45 To the tune of “The Bridge over the River Kwai.”.

    “Hitler, he only had one ball
    Goering had two, but very small,
    Himmler had something similar,
    But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.”

  14. Maybe Adolf was like the guy in this limerick::

    There was a young man from Devizes
    Whose balls were of two different sizes.
    One was so small
    It was nothing at all,
    But the other won numerous prizes.

    😛

  21. My next door neighbors were Jewish. The father hated Germans.
    I won’t go into why. But it ain’t hard to guess.

    So anyway.

    He was really pissed off when his son bought a German
    car in the late 60’s.

    I heard “look at my new car father” and then all hell broke loose.

    A lot of screaming and yelling.

    He said he would never ride in it.

  22. Hitler has only got one ball,
    The other is in the Albert Hall.
    His mother, the dirty bugger,
    Cut it off when he was small.

    Whistle Chorus:
    “Colonel Bogey March”

  26. Is that why Gen. Anthony McCauliffe of the 101st Airborne Division told the Germans at the Battle of the Bulge “Nuts” when they tried to get us to surrender because the Krauts thought we were losing? Only in Hitler’s case he was just one big nut that needed to be clipped, which we and our allies obliged him with.

  30. Thank goodness that’s settled!

    The “Hitler Ball Question” has kept me up … well … for years!

    How long till someone figures out that GOPe are traitors?

    And that Obola’s a traitor?

    And that HRC’s a murderous, grifting, psychopath?

    And that BS is full of shit?

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