Bitterclinger recommended this contest, and I think it’s a good one. Let’s get back to bashing the left fer Che’s sake.
The Secret Service has revealed that Sanders’ code name is Intrepid – which is obviously a code in itself for decrepit.
Bitterclinger will be the judge (she’s finding out right now.) Contest will run until midnight tonight. We’ll find out the winner tomorrow.
(Unfortunately we only have a Trump truck magnet to give away. People, when given the choice, chose the Cruz magnets in the other contests. So, I hope the winner likes Trump.)
Good luck.
This contest is so on the up and up even the judge doesn’t know she’s the judge. lolol
Cialis
Statler
Aluminum Walker
Mothballs…
Anti- Deodorant
Useless
Halitosis…
Larry David
Bumpus Hound
anal leakage
old dirty bastard
Efferdent
Sleep, Dopey, and Grumpy
Fetid.
I already have a Trump magnet so I’ll take a Cruz magnet instead.
Big Brother
off his lawn
Teeth
Magoo
Der Führer
D-Crepid
Head & Shoulders
Fluffernutter
Dandruff.
OK One magnet is enough.
Tax Man
Sox with Sandals
Mao the Maestro – he uses his hands for talking it looks like he’s conducting an orchestra.
Patches
He who shuffles…
Armpit Waistband
Head and Shoulders
http://www.headandshoulders.com/en-us/shop-products/dandruff-shampoo/classic-clean-shampoo
Dorf
Stalin
Geezer
MJA. That’s a good cure!
Fred Mertz
Catfish
Ugly slimy bottom feeder r selective,
vaudeville
genesis
Doc. Emmett brown (Back to the Future)
Old Spice
Jack Weed
Old Balls
Mark Lenin
Tim Conway (The Old Sheriff)
Lucky I’m not a hangin’ judge.
Dependable
Doc Brown – from Back To The Future.
Lenin Lives
geritol
Troll Head
Grandpa Simpson
Quasimodo
Putzpoppa
Insipid
Fluffy
Lamprey
Da Joo
Depends
The Schlonger – for what he’s doing to hilliary’s campaign.
Deli Grouch
styx
Out to Lunch
Quasi Mofo
Zimmer
Nemonta
Dependsable.
Stalingrad
Dixon Balls
Spittle
Weekend at
dude, where’s my money?
Boil
Bad Santa
bernacle
Smegma.
Incontinental
Shmendrick
Fleetmeister
commieratbastard
Festus
Potempkin
Flare-up
Comrade
Nowhere Man
Sweaty pits
Zombie.
Cloven Hoof.
Coot
BENGAY
Patchouli
Iago
Git
Richard Cranium
artificial sugar thief
Sidious
Mr. Whizzer
Diverticula
Cracker Barrel
Sputnik
Proteus
Crackpot
Trotsky
Chronos
Che’-Viagra
Skid Mark
Grateful Dead. (we would be if he was)
Numb Nuts
Rancid.
Chaos
Candy Floss
Old Shart
Carbuncle.
Scrotus
Yada, Yada
Spittle
Egg salad spitter…ESP…shortened version…
vulture
Comrade.
Horse Teeth
Dung Beetle
Bernstain…
Arthritis
Rheumatizz
Creaky
Robin Hoodstein
MRSA
calcium D
Rickets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crPo-3tlbzI
Igor
Year One
That commie putz
Fossil
Newman
(Hello, Newman)
Lenin’s John
Vlad the Silver
USS Constitution-a play on constipation for all future initiatives, the document that he won’t uphold, and the speed at which the poor secret service will be able to move him around.
Jurassic-Pork
Altekokker (Yiddish, literally “old shitter,” best translation into English would be “old fart.”)
Resthome
Methuselah
And a special Secret Service name for the missus (since POTUS and FLOTUS usually have code names beginning with the same letter of the alphabet): Insipid.
The self-hating Jew, Bubkes
Fecal Pellet
Stallin’
No time for the g, when he’s got to pee for the endless revolution.
Tortoise Boy
Taxorcist
Fartacus
Y1K-Bug
(He was around for the Y1K and Y2K problems…)
Lizard Breath
Muppet
crusty toejam
Antique Road Show
Titanic 3
Mr.Potato Head
Old Fart 1
mania
ThisLandIsMyLand
Marx
glaucoma
tartar
5150
(involuntary psychiatric hold)
ancient history
Leatherface
Inept
Moe, I thought I sent you a Cruz. I don’t know what happened but I can come up with one for you.
hygiene
Model-T
Gollum
Depends
Cardiac
If Found Call 212-555-1234
deadpol
achey
Infiltrate
Old Yeller
Windows 94…
Aricerpt
Wheezy
gimme carter
Donkey Con
Ol’ B.S.
Gray V Train
Silver alert
dopper baby
Senilty Sanders
William Stoughton
He was Lt Governor and Chief Magistrate, presided over the Salem trials in 1692.
#BernTheWitch
(I do love Antique Road Show but that would be a sure giveaway.)
Econ-101-Fail
Carbon Dated
Polident
MS-DOS 2.0
chester
Cum Dumpster
Night Mare Alice
Occupy Depends
Sarcophagus
Senility 1
Sodium Bicarbonate
Birkenstock
grave dancer
visual basic
pickle balls
Pacemaker
ELE
Barry’s Cabana Boy
Kernal Sanders
castor oil
Old kingdom
Nerbie Assnerd
Dinner at 4pm
Cypher (or its Yiddish equivalent, “shmendrik”)
Petrified Forest
Derp
Corpseman
Bronze Age
Cryptkeeper
Grandpa smells like urine again
Failing Marx
Robin Hood
Ineptitude
Gassy Gramps
Spendiana Jones
Shit-for-brains
Shitter’s Full
Mad Hatter
Taxaholic
Art Garfunkle’s Dad
Oldy one canoli
Romper room reject
Depends…
Fart
General Orlov
Early-Bird Special
Cat-Lady Crazy
Hey! I had to work and missed all the fun.
Anonymous said “Trotsky”. I was gonna use that one.
If that wins and you nobody takes the prize, can I have it?
Old-age Mutant Ninja Turtle
Brooklyn draft Dodger
Curmudgeon
Red Menace
Hairy Pooter
Iron Deficient Man
Bernice
Captain Blame America
8-Track
DEPENDS or IL DUCE
Depends
BeatTheReaper
Antediluvian Pungency
LEECH – Many species are bloodsucking parasites, especially of vertebrates, and others are predators
Dangles the Clown
Mr. Ball Dangle
Egg Salad
The Other B.O.
Enlarged Prostatist.
“KFC”.
(or, optionally, “Colonel”.)
🙂
Chux. (Ask any nurse what that is.)
Cradle-to-Grave
The Walking Debt
Tales From The Soviet Crypt
D.N.R.
Papa Smurf
Depends
Lippschitz
Get Off My Lawn
Cundy
Ungrateful Dead
Dementia
Tallywacker
Herr Commissar
Saggy Moobs
Stool Softener
Freebern
Apologies to Lynyrd Skynyrd fans
Rogue Pube
Old yella
Snowball
His chance in hell of becoming president…
Incontinental
Skid Mark
Sad Sack
oops, Skid Marx
Commisarus . “Rex” is optional.
Or make it Commusaurus.
I think Loco nailed it with Corpseman. He had the wrong guy though, it would fit obama damn good.
Dr. Evil Corporations
(Thanks Joe-6!)
Weird Science Is Settled
red diaper
Weekender… They already made the movie.
Freddy Freeloader
Stupid
Mr. Magoo
Mets fan…
Captain Comrade
Mr. Pinko
Bernaise
“Beuller?…Beuller?…”
Taxman
Draft Dodger
BeetleJew
Spawn of Lenin
OPM
Comrade
Decay
Bunghole-1
Ben Gay
– Sticky Fingers
– Acari
(a blood sucking parasite)
If he’s going to have any Mexicans working security for him, he’d better get used to being called :
Pinche Pendejo
The Degenerator
Fallen and Can’t Get Up
Frump
National Socialist Workers Party… shortened to NAZI
Gulag
Tater Salad.
?
I know I’m past the deadline with…………………………..
Stinky
The Crypt Keeper
or my favorite…………..
Nosferatu
Flakes, based 100% Bran Flakes or the snow on his shoulders
Jonestown Kool-Aid
More than likely the SS simply calls him
BernieFuckingSanders
Citizen Cane
Senior Citizen Cane