HCS POLL: “In 6 months, what tall tale is Biden most likely to be telling about his trip to Ukraine?”

16 Comments on HCS POLL: “In 6 months, what tall tale is Biden most likely to be telling about his trip to Ukraine?”

1. A Russian sniper had him in his sights but didn’t pull the trigger because he knew that Joey Diapers is so beloved in the USA that we would instantly counter attack

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2. “ An’ I told Zensky he looked a lot like this Ukrainian-American truck driver I knew when I was driving big rigs. Just then, air raid sirens went off, and I barely had time to shove him down in the bunker before the missile hit.”

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3. “I had to go to Ukraine and slap Zelensky in the face, to get him to show some backbone and stand up to Putin!”

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4. ” I remember my dad telling me about this Ukrainian guy that worked along side him in the Pennsy coal mines…turns out the guy was Zelenskies dad, who went on to become…. to become… my sponsor, yeah, thats it… my sponsor who hired me to be a… a Professor at Penn. Yeah… No joke!

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5. “I said—no joke— You walk out with that chain, and you walk to Putin and say, ‘you may cut me man, but I’m gonna wrap this chain around your head.’”

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6. My bestest friend Zelie was so moved and happy that I asked him to play the piano for me, with his penis, that he cried!

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7. I was speaking Polish, no joke, because my grandpop Bidenski taught me to speak Polish.
   I was the only Puerto Rican, black, Polish lifeguard at the pool.

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8. “I went to Ukraine?”

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9. He will claim he brought peace to the Middle East.

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10. “I rode a tank
    Held a general’s rank
    When the blitzkrieg raged
    And the bodies stank”

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11. 6 Months??? More like 6 minutes.

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12. He really thought he was hot shit when he starred as Squint Eastwood in that 2018 movie “The Jackass”.

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13. During the disgusting hug between Dictator Thug Zelenskyy and Dictator Child Molester/Rapist Biden, if you look closely you can see Zelenskyy slipping a thick wad of cash into FJBiden’s coat pocket.

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14. He’ll be bragging that world war 3 would be a lot worse if he hadn’t made the trip and given the speech. Kind of like the covid would have been a lot worse if he hadn’t got the vax.

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15. This Cash is Heavy

16. Volodymyr let Joe be on top.