Hillary Clinton apparently fell and injured her foot on Monday during her overseas book tour, prompting her to cancel or delay interviews with British journalists — before resurfacing on a BBC program.
As with previous Clinton health scares, the details are a bit unclear.
As one host called out Clinton for missing an interview, her spokesman initially said she “twisted her ankle.” He tweeted a picture of Clinton wearing a special boot during a separate appearance on the BBC’s “Graham Norton Show.”
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Some are reporting twisted ankle, others are reporting broken toe.
I’m going with broken toe. Nothing can twist those cankles.
She is in England so she needs to get in line to see a doctor. She cannot leave until she gets a doctor’s clearance. That way we will be rid of her for a while. Why won’t she just fade away?
A bit unclear, as in lots of everclear?
I’ve been waiting all day for iOTW to post on this. I’m looking forward to the jokes from commenters here!
Her official explanation is that she was RUNNING down stairs while wearing HEELS, carrying COFFEE and talking over her shoulder when she fell BACKWARDS and broke her TOE. Totally explains the therapeutic ANKLE boot, right?
The Gilbey’s shuffle
So far my fave comment I’ve seen where the story was posted is,
“I’ve fallen, and I can’t shut up!”
Maybe she slipped on the poop the Russians left in the hallway…..
The facts are clear. No one wants to tell her that you have to be coherent to walk.
Or, it was the Russians.
I want to know “What Happened.” Did Trump trip her? Did the Russians trip her? Did Trump in collusion with the Russians trip her? What was Fox News involvement in this? Or is this whole thing just a false story from some group in Macedonia? Perhaps Colin Kapaernick took a knee in front of her and she fell over him.
So many questions that only a 500 page piece of crap book can answer.
What did that fall register on the Richter scale?
She was dodging islamic sniper fire – (she was in Not-So-Great Britain).
A boot…you mean like on a car wheel?
She tripped over her tail.
That age-old falling issue, baggy pants and heels…..
Zilla, sources close to the matter say it was walking pneumonia.
She should put another boot on the other foot, mounts some roller skates on them and they could tow her around the city behind her limo.
The old bottle axe, tripped over her Depends coming out of the john, while trying to down a bottle of Mad Dog.
Bad_Brad, the NHS has to ration XL Cankle-sized boots. Maybe next month.
FINALLY some success from my Hillary VooDoo doll!……I’m takin’ that doll off of the Coumadin as we speak….
Thirdtwin
Maybe they can just screw the skates into those nasty ass calluses she has on the bottoms of her feet.
“Did Trump trip her?”
According to witnesses, Scotland Yard investigators found a golf ball at the bottom of the stairs.
She might have gotten knocked to the floor by a line of questioning that wasn’t the softballs she gets in the US.
Accidentally hooked one of her cloven hoofs in a sidewalk crack?
Well her shoe could have been loose while coming down the stairs and that might have caused the hoof damage. Only her farrier can tell for sure.
Good one 3-Twin
Hmm..and she rescheduled an interview and then canceled again.
Some bobbing and weaving with those falls ?
Listen lady, if you have seizures maybe you should train that broom to do something useful … like catch you !
Aww ! Poor Hilary !
She is returning the Weinstein donations and has been put on a budget.
It’s rough for all of us but lesson #1 is :
When switching from the bottle to the box, you can no longer drink the whole thing as a serving.
It’s hard to walk with your foot in your mouth.
Time to put the old mare out of our misery!
“she was RUNNING down stairs while wearing HEELS, carrying COFFEE and talking over her shoulder”
Can’t be. She couldn’t do any TWO of those things at once, let alone all of them. She was drinking vodka with her coffee and fell off her chair.
Jeez ! She may meet the devil before McCain.
OMG, to where can I send flowers??
LOLOLOL if I ever sent her flowers, it would be for her CASKET. And they would be in the shape of a Big Horseshoe with a banner that said “Adios and Sorry you lost the race, you horse’s ass!”
I’m betting she kicked something in a fit of drunken rage after getting the booing reception she deserved the other day. Her line that ‘I was running with coffee with heels on and fell backwards on the stairs breaking my toe’ doesn’t have one component of reality.
Too bad she didn’t jam that foot up her ass when she fell.
While she is in London, she could be pulled behind a ski boat, using her bare feet for skis.
I was hoping the next time she fell down, she would break her jaw. she would then have to go for six months with the wired shut. What a great time that would be!
Foot injury, hey?
Not as bad as the foot injury I expect if I ever get a crack at her.
10W-40 Bleach-Bit is some slipper shit.
Doesn’t she have any other jacket? Each time I’ve seen a picture of her on this ‘trip’, it’s been that jackass’ urine colored one
Probably just threw a shoe. A good blacksmith can have her up and cantering again in no time.
🙂
The Russians pushed her!
Politicians have handlers to stop any verbal gaffees. The Hildabeast has them to keep her upright.
If we are lucky the NHS will euthanize her to ration care.
Remember her foray into socialized medicine with Hillary-care as a First Lady!
She deserves every malady in the medical books.
SHE’S GREAT AT TWISTING THINGS:
Twisting arms to get donations
Twisting the truth
Twisting her ankle
Twisting logic
Twisting pickle jar lids
Twisting primary elections
Leaving Ambassadors in Benghazi to twist in the wind
Twisting tongues with Huma
I knew you wouldn’t disappoint me! I freaking love you guys!
Her foot is fine. If it is hurt, it is because of a seizure. Too bad there’s no video. Probably flew down the stairs like a 2×4 before they could catch her. Keep a lookout for the Zeiss Blues to reappear.
Damn, this is fun. Like old times.
“Twisted ankle” ??. How do you twist something you do not have in the first place ?. Hmm, the same way you dodge a bullet from Bosnian sniper, you have a bullet hole (in tongue) to show and no actual bullet.., and sniper, ha, ha, ha. 😉
The seizure thing is just a theory. I’m not jumping to any concussions–I mean conclusions.
Gosh! I love the Robocop slipper.
Women Hillary’s age frequently break their hips and fall . . . in that order. She’ll be 70 in a week. She’s heavy enough. It’s bound to happen.
Holy shit, just please shut the fuck up you cackling, murdering, lying smelly sewerbeast from Hell. Is there no end to this charade?
@Thirdtwin: You mean contusions.
🙂
Okay, here it is: Hildy was in a 6-way with Hoooma, Caitlyn Jenner, Cher, Richard Simmons, and a goat named sparky when she spied a nickle dropped by Harvey Weinstein when he came by earlier that day to visit Sparky. The nickle was precariously balanced on the carcass of a cockroach right next to the heating vent at the top of the stairs. She didn’t even see Michael Obama’s used Neon condom when she made her move for that nickel, and the rest is history.
She wuz skiddin in her own flop sweat!
“I was walzin’ with my darlin’ to the Tennessee Walze” when I noticed a broad sitting off to the side that looked like a good blow job, so I sent my State Trooper over to make her a deal she could not possibly refuse. But she refused. Stupid Bitch.
The old lady been hittin’ the Old Lady again.
She should know better than to try to walk and blame Russians at the same time.
How does one fall backward and break a toe, anyway?
Hey! Since when are there toes on cloven hooves?
I bet she drinks the same kind of coffee Jackie Gleeson used to drink.
How sweet it is!
She was in England, but that coffee was Irish.
Anybody wanna pitch in to get her a toaster for her bathtub?
It’s one thing to put lipstick on a pig but high heels?
Check and see if she’s scheduled to testify before Congress.
She was pushing the envelope: Trying to walk and chew gum at the same time…was doing ok until the gum fell from Huma’s butt.
“She was in England, but that coffee was Irish.”
LOLOL!
1. She doesn’t wear heels.
2. If she tripped, it was only because she was having flashbacks of Trump standing behind her at the 2nd debate.
How thick are those pants??? They look like a loose scuba pants
A Big Gulp sized Gin and Tonic will do it everytime.
But how does she have room for liquor in her purse with all that hot sauce?
Tsquared (ALLLLL the way at the top),
“Talkin’ ’bout my generation
Don’t try to dig what we all say
Talkin’ ’bout my generation……….”
She dropped a fifth of gin on her foot.
i fell down the stairs when i was fourteen….i did not break my toe, i broke my BACK….spent six weeks flat on a board to prevent total paralysis from the waist down…..still spending the rest of my life waiting for the unhealed fracture to paralyze me….
wish i would have broken a toe…..
don’t believe this story from the word go…..”running down the stairs?”….HILLARY??? SERIOUSLY???? …..and then, CARRYING COFFEE????…it is to laugh….she fell down dead drunk – probbly on a flat floor – and broke her tootsie, poor her…..is there video?????
enquiring minds want to know……
ATAXIA ???
She’s had her carpet munched so hard and so often over the years that her foot got caught up on her wizard’s sleeve!
A real mystery. Finally, something about Hillary I’d like to know to the question “What Happened”.