Hillary Stays Upright With the Aid of Medical Contraptions

58 Comments on Hillary Stays Upright With the Aid of Medical Contraptions

1. I had an ophthalmologist appointment last week, God, I had forgotten how bad his breath is.
   He was wearing a back brace. I remarked to him he was wearing his Hillary Clinton Back Brace™.
   He wasn’t in the mood for the humour but the super cute med student almost collapsed laughing.

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2. I’ll say it again… someone tried pounding a wooden stake through her heart but they were off target.

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3. The Aliens Democrats will keep her “alive” even after they separate her head, a la “Mars Attacks.”

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4. Gee Wally, speaking of Igor… where’s the giant Black guy that’s usually right beside her?

   Ah Beave, he’s about 25 feet back holding the Remote Control.

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5. Coming this summer…

   The Thing That Wouldn’t Die 3: The Blaming

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6. What hump?
   https://youtu.be/5Pr36CANB04

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7. She didn’t cover up because of the back brace she just never goes anywhere without her Chairman Mao coat.

   organgrinder

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8. I suspect she’s carrying a camelback full of bourbon.

   organgrinder

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9. She only going out in the rain now?

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10. The MSM can’t cover her Erector Set back brace because they’re too busy covering Trump’s two scoops.
    Because,…you know…TWO SCOOPS!.

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11. This should be lots of fun boarding airplanes

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12. @ Groucho, how do you think they load her into the cargo bay?

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13. Our first inertially guided, gyro stabilized ex-first lady.

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14. Media: What hump? We don’t see any humps.

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15. It’s likely the progs will run with the most ridiculous the explanation. Someone just needs to think of it, pass it to the proper media authorities so everyone can read the script at the exact same time so there’s no debate as to exactly what happened.

    Her Harry Reid moment is about to surface. The rowing machine gave out, the slider busted from her extremely strong thrusts, over extending her vertebrae thereby causing difficulty with an upright motion. Or something just as ridiculous.

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16. Thank God she’s not our President!

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17. “It’s likely the progs will run with the most ridiculous the explanation. ”

    Such as, she’s carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders, God bless her.

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18. She wo’nt be asked about it because she’s going to Use her Handicap for the Symmpathy Vote. This will give the “Tin Wich” a chance to be seen with Actual Tears, while Blaming Trump for her Ill’s.

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19. Good grief, in that first picture, is that toilet paper stuck to her shoe?

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20. Hoist rings?

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21. They have to strap down her tentacles so she can’t grab babies and load them into her mouth.

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22. I love watching her physically suffer.

    Do we serve a Mighty God or what?

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23. Nice rack, Hillary.

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24. Does this portend the terrible possibility that President Elect Hillary Rodham Clinton will not be able to serve her full term as President of the 57 counties (out of 3,141 in the United States of America) that voted for the most qualified person to ever run for anything in our country’s history?

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25. “I haven’t had a hump from Hillary since Arkansas,” said Bill Clinton.

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26. Seems like an extra long stick up her ass.

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27. Zonga – no matter where they tried, they’d be off target, cause there isn’t one.
    See, the best President since FDR. Just as disabled, too.

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28. Czar of Defenestration, it also reminds me of the evil “head” of the new age cabal in the last book (That Hideous Strength) of C.S. Lewis’s ‘Space Trilogy’.

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29. Trump: The straw that broke the donkey’s back.

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30. Anonymous, lol, true that.

    Hillary drunk again + stairs + exercise rubber band (like the one that comes on asparagus) + osteoporosis + drunk again + drunk again and again and again.

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31. She’s about to Pupate.
    Her Grub stage is almost over. In stasis She will completely dissolve in her shell, this will be the last best chance to destroy her because after she emerges she will have her Harpy wings and after they dry she will fly around and be ready to mate.
    God help us all

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32. Actually, she’s a blackout drunk who cannot sit in a chair past nine in the evening

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33. Photo #2: Captain Kangaroo called; he wants his coat back.

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34. @Poor Lazlo 10:23- I snorted coffee! Thanks.

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35. She’s melting !!!!!

    https://youtu.be/aopdD9Cu-So?t=25s

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36. @Czar of Defenestration May 29, 2018 at 6:42 am

    > a la “Mars Attacks”

    To hail with Elon’s playground! Wher’s muh Popplers!?

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37. In the world of concealed carry, that is called “PRINTING”!

    The utter lack of curiosity of the Fake News Media and the deafening silence says everything you need to know about them.

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38. @poor Lazlo: Like this guy?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYIBDRyDQuo

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39. @Poor Lazlo @10:23 – hilarious! May I borrow it?

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40. Tony R. Good catch. I was wondering where I saw that outfit before.
    LOL

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41. Hump? What hump?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pr36CANB04

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42. This thread is comedy GOLD! Poor Lazlo wins hands down, IMHO.

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43. Osteoporosis is a bitch…

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44. we need a mexican to ask her about it because asking her about it is a job the msm just won’t do.

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45. WDS – load her into the cargo bay?
    Oh hell no, strap her down on the roof rack!

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46. I want to see her totter past a very strong electromagnet…

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47. That’s not a medical contraption, it is he exoskeleton.

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48. Hopefully, all of this will be explained at her pre-sentencing hearing.

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49. Like they used to say about Quasimodo

    The face ain’t familiar but that hump rings a bell

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50. One day soon, she’s going to wave off the helping hands and just jet-pack right up those stairs.

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51. Just diverting attention from that jumbo ass.

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52. Under her coat is a state of the art soviet micro listening devise she agreed to carry in Washington for a donation to the CGA. She was assured it would go unnoticed after the older model was miniaturized.

    organgrinder

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53. i think she stopped to fast and huma abedin slid all the way in.Think about it, have you seen huma anywhere?

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54. Out of necessity, they’ve turned her into a real-life Weeble. ….remember, Weebles Wobble But They Don’t Fall Down!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFzhjnjXc2o

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55. It looks to be a steel rod with a microphone on the end, rammed all the way up…or down as the case may be…

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56. I see what Hillary is hiding.
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/30/Human_Universal_Load_Carrier.jpg

    But what animates her facial muscles?

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57. thank God we dodged ‘President Erect’

    Fur was right … it’s Captain Pike(r)

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58. She’s wearing a suicide vest, in the event she’s ever close enough to Bill for it to work….

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