To be a bum in the Big Apple.
Mohamed Rasul is homeless in New York City. But don’t feel too sorry for him, he’s “homeless by choice.” He’s got a free laptop and free Wi-Fi in Bryant Park.
According to Mohamed, he’s “never been as comfortable as under de Blasio” because no one forces him to leave the park where a miniature carousel spins children around on painted horses and a yoga lesson takes place on the main lawn. These things, the carousel, the yoga lesson and the free Wi-Fi, only exist because the park was restored from its old days as a drug dealing hangout known as Needle Park.
Back then the stretch of park behind the New York Public Library had more crimes than some towns. Cleaning it up took a lot of hard work. Now that hard work is being undone by a pro-crime mayor.
Disgusting!
This is WAY OT – but I gotta get it out or burst. About the Bruce Jenner “transformation” and it maybe being a ploy to stay out of a men’s prison – we should start calling him Corporal Clinger – or he’s pulling a Clinger.
OK – I’ll go sit down now. 🙂
There is something wrong when a homeless lazy bum has a laptop while students in schools struggle to obtain one.
I sure am sick of everyone being named Mohamed.
By the way, how do I get email notification turned back on? Checking the boxes doesn’t do anything.
Sadam Hussein is now a bum living on a heating grate on NYC…
That’s grayscape, evaporating rumors of his demise. 🙂
“Burns”
…somebody bumped me walking over the subway vent.
whew, thank allah he’s working on that farmer’s tan, shit, don’t want to look like a complete dick, nobody would take him seriously
“Pedicaris alive or Raisuli dead!”
Dumpster blogger
Never mind the students, I just had to fork over $500 for a tablet!