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I Identify as Barack Obama

Tuesday, 10 May 2016, 19:15 MJA Uncategorized 16

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AT: It’s always hard coming out. But it’s even harder not being true to yourself.  So, inspired by Bruce Jenner and other intrepid souls, I’ve decided to finally start living the life I was meant to:

I identify as Barack Obama.

Oh, I can hear the cynical statements now. “Duke, your I.Q. is 50 points too high.” “Duke, you can speak fluently without a Teleprompter.” “Duke, you know there aren’t 60 states and can pronounce “corpsman.” “Duke, you’re melanin compromised.” All these things are inconsequential details, the stuff of tiresome prigs — sort of like genitalia on a man.  more

16 Comments on I Identify as Barack Obama

  6. Take what you will from a walk through the weeds of the so-called transgender movement in this country, then file it under “Distract, Divide and Destroy”.
    Don’t fergit to take a shower afterwards.
    The single intent of this Arrogant, Feculent, Two-Bit, Gay-Obsessed Communist Organizer is to weaken America anyway possible and one of his many tricks is to pick at every conceivable scab he can find until it bleeds! The man truly is a piece of shit.

  9. Two can play this game, Bub.

    From now on I will pointedly “identify” as a presidential assassin.

    Why should a loser like Lee Harvey Oswald get all the glory?

  10. Identifying as BO picks a really low standard. It’s nothing to brag about.

    However, it fits his legacy in the WH. He’s fubared everything he’s touched. Then followed up with a victory dance.

    Maybe he can come out as the fairy he is, screw that up too, for the rest of them, and the rest of us will be better off. Nah, it will never happen. He won’t risk doing something right and ruin his reputation as a total complete screwup.

  11. Hey. I just identified as Obammie the commie. Now can I ride around the world on AF-1? Sit in the Oval Office with my feet on the desk and have the Press cover for me? Can I receive billions from America’s enemies and have the MSM gloss over it? Can I be seen in public with a mean, nasty, hateful, ugly bitch and have the Press tell all the gullible fools how lovely she is? Can I do an absolutely shitty job of ruining the country and have Hollywood glamorize me? Can I golf my life away as our country is falling apart and count on the media to tell everyone it’s alright? Can I use tax payer’s money to pay off my supporters and blame it on Bush when they go bankrupt? Can I receive hundreds of millions from queers, Castros, crazies, clueless, crooks, kooks, corruptocrats, kinkies, and commies and rely on the MSM to come up with a defense?

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