I just got finished listening to a conference call with Joe Biden yammering about college sexual assault.
It is comedy gold. The guy is a gaffe machine in the mold of a Ted Baxter, but at least in the arc of Baxter’s character he revealed that he knew he was dumb. Biden maintains that he is brilliant.
The entire time I listened to him yell (yes, at times he is at a fever pitch) that it is “NEVER RIGHT FOR A MAN TO PUT HIS HANDS ON A WOMAN,” I played in my head the video montage of Biden pawing over women who are trying to get away from his unwanted hands.
Like I said, he is a clueless dope.
One gets the feeling that he was heavily leashed on this call because it felt stilted and scripted. The “tell” was whenever Baxter Biden repeated himself. Those were the talking points that were written. By like an aerialist that has had a few drinks, you just know Joe is going to wander off his wire. And he didn’t disappoint. One could hear the alarm bells going off in his handler’s war room, “for the love of God, he’s going off script again!!!”
Joe repeated an eye-rolling myth that the phrase “rule of thumb” refers to British law that said it was legal to beat a wife with a rod “no thicker than your thumb.” This is poppycock, and it’s the type of stuff that filled Joe’s head and used up the precious space and kept him, academically, at the lower end of whatever school he attended.
He also said 1 in 5 women will be sexually assaulted in college, but for some inexplicable reason he said, “and this includes high school girls too.”
Joe, just fire a shotgun blast into the sky and hang up on that call.
BFH you took one for the team by listening to that call. I could not have done it. Biden in the front runner for 2020 they say. I say HA! HA!
But obammy was the smartest man in the room so it balanced out.
Given the character of the supposed 2020 Dem candidates,
dumb may be the best they could offer up.
He’s channeling his inner Yogi Berra and one of these days will outdo Yogi’s famous, “Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.”
Joey’s like the Fruit of the Month Club–a gift that keeps on giving!
And making this groping even more intolerable for the victims is he has breath that reeks of corpse gas.
I just heard that they found Biden’s “Device” package in the mail. It had a ‘postage due’ sticker on it. LMAO
Biden’s so dumb they had to send two bombs to him in case he didn’t recognize the first one.
It must be a very trying time for our side to have to interact with people like this as part of their job. I mean, at least we can avoid them if we want to.
Fur, you should tweet about that call and attach the video. Or give it to Mr. P., he’ll do it.
Ever the totally bizarre combination of the Winnebago man and Karl Childers who can’t count past three, tells off-color dwarf jokes, gives dull parties, cheap presents, nothing to charity, waxes drunkenly about The Villages all while dragging a stolen mannequin around behind him randomly babbling about taking long walks on the beach with the love of his life. The man doesn’t just ride the Crazy Train every day, he drives the sumbitch!
As the husband in her marriage to BJ Billy old Hillary is a pretty dumb man also!
Run, Joey, run…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TGLAH3Ojf20
The only thing Joey needs to run after is the short bus so he can catch up to it and get to the school for special ed students (retard school) on time. Joey is Mortimer Snerd incognito except Mortimer Snerd was smarter. DUH! YUP!
Joe says the best thing about conference calls is that no one sees the cue cards he has to read to make him sound coherent.
Joe is the Jethro Bodine of politics.
Joe Bi-Dumb.
Joe’s primary function as VP was to make Barry O look smart wasn’t it?
His next advice should be fun, ‘Next time you hear prowlers on your property. Just open your back door and toss out two postage due mail bombs!’
Did you know Biden did a speaking tour a few months back and people actually PAID to hear him speak?!? It’s true.
In fact, tonight is his last show, in Buffalo.
https://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/2542842?_ga=2.45299942.379594811.1540493925-793423061.1520526872
Each ticket includes a copy of Joe Biden’s forthcoming memoir, Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship, and Purpose (a $27 value, on sale November 14 from Flatiron Books).
Did he fix those maracas yet? 😀
What?
I’m not dum! I’m not! I’m reellly not.
Thas jus meen to says I’m sum …… uh … dum ……..