Man Bun – IOTW Report

Man Bun

ht/ Menderman

Haven’t put in the time to grow your hair long enough to adorn yourself with an awesome symbol of asshattery?

No problem. For $9.99 you can clip one on, and only the guy you go home with will know for sure.Screen Shot 2015-11-10 at 3.51.21 PM

To be fair, Michael Moore had this idea years ago.

He had the man bun that clips onto your baseball cap. Good for any formal occasion a load of slop like Moore would attend.Screen Shot 2015-11-10 at 3.54.57 PM

27 Comments on Man Bun

  1. If they call man boobs moobs, what do they call this clip on monstrosity, a mun? “Hey, Bob I think I’m going to put a mun into my hair today, cuz I feel like I want to look like a retard.” Not even on Halloween, it’d probably be a micro aggression against us follically challenged types, at least the egghead ones.

  2. I was there for a meeting a week or so ago and saw some pathetic shell of what could have been a man sportin’ a man bun and he also had a strap on man boob and was suckling the offspring of it’s significant other.

    God only knows whether the subject of this humiliation was the father, but any male animal on the planet that would allow himself to be so humiliated would also consent to being cuckolded, therefore in my mind it is far more likely than not that the child he was suckling was of undetermined paternity.

    FWIW the child was four years old if he was a day. Way to go Seattle, bringing up the next generation of panty wastes and poofsters.

    My best guess is that Dear Ol’ Dad isn’t the only member of that pseudo family who sports a strap on appliance – five will get ya’ ten that mom wears the pants in that phony baloney caricature of a family and is also the pitcher in the bedroom relationship.

  3. I have a step-nephew who is a bit of a hipster. He’s a nice kid, but weird. Anyway, I saw him recently, and he was wearing a headband, like the kind women wear. I told him if I ever saw him with a man bun, I’d kill him with my bare hands.

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