ht/ Menderman
Haven’t put in the time to grow your hair long enough to adorn yourself with an awesome symbol of asshattery?
No problem. For $9.99 you can clip one on, and only the guy you go home with will know for sure.
To be fair, Michael Moore had this idea years ago.
He had the man bun that clips onto your baseball cap. Good for any formal occasion a load of slop like Moore would attend.
Not a fan of long hair on men.
I assume they are pot smoking liberal hippy types.
That’d look really good on top of my bald head NOT! And besides my 2 daughters would kill me first for embarrassing them if I ever did that.
I just did a month of TDY in Seattle in the lab at UW. Saw these “man-bun” wearing ass-clowns everywhere.
Wanted to stab everyone of them in the eye. Did not.
Instead, went to get a Gyro at Cedar’s.
If they call man boobs moobs, what do they call this clip on monstrosity, a mun? “Hey, Bob I think I’m going to put a mun into my hair today, cuz I feel like I want to look like a retard.” Not even on Halloween, it’d probably be a micro aggression against us follically challenged types, at least the egghead ones.
If you combine the Man-Bun with the Hipster Beard it creates a tear in the fabric of time and space.
Fat Bastard set the trend.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Fat_bastard.jpeg
Only if you’re into Steam Punk!
Are you forgetting John Belushi ??
http://www.nbc.com/sites/nbcunbc/files/files/images/2015/3/28/140207_2721428_Samurai_Delicatessen_anvver_6.jpg .
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“Follicle ass hat”….yeah….
It’s a fashion statement which clearly blurts out “I’m a proud faggot”
I’d love to pin one of these fuckers to the ground, and shave their entire head bald.
A “man” would wear that? Not a real man, not in my book.
OTOH I remember when all the guys were getting frizzy hair perms…
That looks very samaraui to me. Wouldn’t come near it for fear of my head loping off.
Laughing my butt off at that one.
I used to call those poodle-do’s.
Was quite the status symbol during the Japanese Samurai era. Today. . . . . ummmm. . . not-so-much.
Gay as fuck….just die
I almost choked on my coffee when I looked at that! Hahaha and eeeww!
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I was there for a meeting a week or so ago and saw some pathetic shell of what could have been a man sportin’ a man bun and he also had a strap on man boob and was suckling the offspring of it’s significant other.
God only knows whether the subject of this humiliation was the father, but any male animal on the planet that would allow himself to be so humiliated would also consent to being cuckolded, therefore in my mind it is far more likely than not that the child he was suckling was of undetermined paternity.
FWIW the child was four years old if he was a day. Way to go Seattle, bringing up the next generation of panty wastes and poofsters.
My best guess is that Dear Ol’ Dad isn’t the only member of that pseudo family who sports a strap on appliance – five will get ya’ ten that mom wears the pants in that phony baloney caricature of a family and is also the pitcher in the bedroom relationship.
So gay that they could change a $12 bill and give you three fours or two sixes.
I could use that to cover my bald spot
Unless you’re a 400 lb. Sumo wrestler, get that shit out of my face!
Fucking freaks.
Say no to the knot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8YgTaMyZRk
LOL@ Michael moore. [Much too more]
I have a step-nephew who is a bit of a hipster. He’s a nice kid, but weird. Anyway, I saw him recently, and he was wearing a headband, like the kind women wear. I told him if I ever saw him with a man bun, I’d kill him with my bare hands.
They could market it as a luxury resort for the hipster’s lice infestation…