“Furhat is a social robot that communicates with us humans as we do with each other – by speaking, listening, showing emotions and maintaining eye contact.”
I differ from this AI robot, in that, it’s known that people have been told never to make eye contact with me.
“Furhat is ready to meet you in the real world. It can serve customers, provide companionship, train employees or teach a language. The only limit is your own imagination.”
I can teach you my language, which includes crunt, bint and chocolate starfish.
“Furhat comes with a selection of pre-built expressions and gestures which can be further customized to fit any character.”
I have my go-to white supremacy gesture.
“Furhat’s face can be customized in several ways to create unique characters with their own personalities and quirks… just like a real human!”
My face was customized a few years ago when I couldn’t pay back that loan I took out with some nice Italian guys.
“Furhat can assist with unbiased recruitment.”
Yes, Furhat removes all that bigotry and bias that prevents super-qualified, genius-level, perfect fit Muslim women from being denied employment.
(What a crock.) (This reminds me of this Gavin insight.)
You can see the robot in action HERE.
ht/ wiscodave
LOLOLOLomg
Somehow I had the illusion that you are three dimensional. Or maybe four dimensional. Or that your Big Fur Hat was an enormous 1960s Afro and you were once a member of the Fifth Dimension. The low voice guy.
This is destroying my mental image.
If you check its complete anatomy you will find out it’s LITTLE fur hat. Your moniker is safe, BIG Fur Hat.
I’ll stick with the one and only ORIGINAL Big Fur Hat!!! The first and the best.
Yeah, but our Fur Hat is BIG. One cannot overestimate the importance of size…
…when it comes to animatronics!
C’mon, admit it. It’s really you and you just want to pick up muslim chicks. 😉
Plus our Hat has better Al Gore Rhythms.
IOTW
bloomberg
amazon
dailymail
. . .but no N P C
Open the Pod Bay Door, Furhat.
What kind of fur hat? Skunk, possum, rat? I had a coonskin cap once.
Wow. The resemblance is uncanny.
XD
Fur, PROVE that you’re NOT! I *demand* a Project Veritas investigation!
🙂
What? It doesn’t have a first name? Great! That means I can make one up to fit the robot’s use:
BrigFurHat – Navy jail-keeper
CigFurHat – Follows smokers around with a pack and a Bic
GigFurHat – Musician’s agent
JigFurHat – That’s RAAAAAYCISS!
NigFurHat – That’s RAAAAAYCISS too!
PigFurHat – Holds your tray at the Chinese AYCE buffet
RigFurHat – Over-the-road trucking co-driver
SwigFurHat – Has sever built-in flasks and shot glasses
Marital aids by FurHat Robotics.
I can see it now.
I always figured that Fur was a huge jamiroquai fan or something.
I mean you gotta admit that big purple hat that the lead singer wore was snazzy as hell.
And although I know that he is only kidding about the lawsuit bit, I kinda wish that Fur would sue them, that ‘social’ robot looks TERRIBLE and it’s features SUCK.
Time to pull a liberal fast one and kill it before it leaves the womb. ;b
(Yes I know I’m in a dark place rn. Sorry.)
Uncle Al – inspirational, but you’re going to give BFH ideas!
TrigFurHat – math whiz that corrects all your mistakes in life.
FigFurHat – puts de lotion on it and covers it with a fig leaf.
TwigFurHat – steps carefully over the forest floor to not break anything.
SigFurHat – master sign maker that makes signs even morons will understand.
TigFurHat – traveling welder for the RNC; fixes their mistakes.
TrigHat, you got work https://i.pinimg.com/736x/84/99/30/849930e8cb0e44433642e395f517fccc.jpg
Yes, I definitely think you should sue.
That’s not a white supremacist hand gesture. It’s a RED SUPREMACIST symbol. Remember Keeds! Diveristy is OUR strength!