Weinstein Books has reportedly agreed to pay Morning Joe’s Mika Brzezinski “high six figures” to revise one of her previous works with the publisher and generate two new books.
I suggest she title her next book “Knowing You’re Overvalued.”
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…and make sure you get these LEGS in the cover photo. That’s my value…
Honestly. How many book covers show the author’s thighs?
High six figures? Pffft… Bill Clinton got that for a fifteen minute speech in Russia after his wife sold them our Uranium.
“Dream Career From My Father”
Will they include crayons or do you have to buy your own?
Weinstein Books must have money to burn.
Shit, I didn’t know she could write. She got where she is due to who her father was, and I suspect, a talent for sucking dick.
I don’t know, she’s maybe worth $30 half hour, $50 full hour?
Answering the question: “Who’s dick do I have to suck to get a book deal?”
“Knowing Your Value –
And the Value of Your John”
Well there goes the old “Jews know how to make money” stereotype.
Excellent! That should keep my gravitar relevant for another five years!
The “high six figures” is such a bs number. It could be $150K, it could be $850K but that fact is it’s under a million which means Weinstein does know her value. It also seems to be for one rewrite and two new books which is probably par for the course if you’re not selling secrets or pimping for your husband. Anyway, I suspect enough of the NOW club will buy enough for the publisher to make a profit.
I think this is Political Money Funding the Book’s, they will use any Bridge Unburned to Get Socialism Out Front and Center !
No big deal Wally, so she got paid.
We always knew whut she wuz anyway!
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Morning Joe’s average viewership is just under a million. Probably 1/2 of that is airports and Dr. offices that seem to be stuck on CNN. So let’s say 500,000 voluntary viewers, and that’s being really generous. Maybe 10% of those viewers will pony-up $30 for a book. After promotions, editing, printing, and other overhead, what’s the profit margin? $5 per book? So the publisher might expect to make $250k on this book. She’s be REALLY lucky to get 1/2 that for writing it.
PHenry: Thumbs up, as usual. You beat me to the all important “Are the crayons included?” question.
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Word has it there’s an Easter egg in her book that reveals why Joe’s mouth never dilates more than 4cm!
I’m buying it for pointers on how to stop my face from bleeding.
For survival just in case.
Chump Chang.Bet she out-sells Hillary.What a Low Bar.
Change!
eternal cracker p for the WIN!
It appears book deals are the coin of the realm for politicians and the political hacks. Just another way to launder a bribe It is high time to ban large upfront advances for them.
I seriously doubt one HRC book ever made a profit for the publisher. The dame for BHO. I would love to see the actual accounting.
I wish she would do porn
@Annie Girl.
I knew Chump Chang and you, madam, are no Chump Chang.
Was that Lloyd Bentsen vs Dan Quayle VP debate when Bentsen said I knew JFK….
I heard it’s going to be called the
Dingbat Trilogy
volume 1 “Living with my Communist Father”
volume 2 “Living off the fame of my Communist Father”
volume 3 “Living off the fame of my Second Husband Beaker”
gonna be a long 8 years for that girl. Maybe a couple more face lifts
A brown paper bag, one hole in it, put it over her head.
She might be good for ten bucks an hour.
Well, good for her!
Only in America could a know-nothing, babbling, talking head, bullshit artist get a contract like that!
She gives hope to every dumb-ass bint in America.
A blond Kardashian.
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