NYP: Sen. Mitt Romney was knocked unconscious when he fell in Boston over the weekend, leaving him with “a lot of stitches” and a black eye.
“I took a fall. Knocked me unconscious. But I’m doing better,” Romney told reporters on Capitol Hill Monday night.
The Utah Republican said he was visiting his grandchildren when he got injured. more
Binders full of shiners…
Did it happen st the same time that Trump called him out at CPAC?
Seems to happen a lot to corrupt assholes.
Somebody probably beat his sorry ass.
Did his grandkids use Harry Reid’s exercise bands on him?
I’ll come back to read all the mean comments.
Carry on! 🤣
Whiskey Delta.
Lets all take a moment and pray for the floor that got damaged when that head full of rocks hit it.
His grandchildren are TRUMP supporters, They just thought he had a beat down comin’.
I’m thinking joe biden* took him behind the school gym to keep Romney from putting black folk back in chains…
First Dirty Harry, now Mittens. What is it with P.O.S. Mormon politicians and black eyes?
^^^You missed Mitch The Bitch
What is it about black eyes, does it get you into a club, or is it someone delivering a message?
https://deplorablefeed.com/why-do-so-many-politicians-and-celebrities-have-black-eyes/
cant even get into the black eye club with Reid and boosh and clinton et al. Stupid boob didnt even blacken the correct eye
duckduck black eye club.
Did he slip and fall off the car roof?
“I impeached President Trump twice and all I got was this lousy black eye…”
My Petey B invited Romney over for COCKtails to demonstrate what a real shiner looks like so Mittens got up real extra close and personal with my unbleached elastic starfish!
THE BLACK EYED CLUB
https://americafirstpatriots.com/many-politicians-celebrities-black-eyes/
Allegedly connected to illuminati and or adrenochrome
Is anyone keeping a list of all these Never Trumpers and how karma catches them after they dish him dirt in public? This is what your vote to impeach him got you, you asshole.
All great – but Illustr8r for the win!
Even I’M getting tired of your comments, Chasten.
A skillfully placed banana peel…for a rotten banana?
THE BLACK EYED CLUB
https://americafirstpatriots.com/many-politicians-celebrities-black-eyes/
Allegedly connected to illuminati and or adrenochrome
First thing I thought too. People need to open their eyes.
black eye club membership requires the LEFT EYE only. NO right eyes.
@Brad—
I disagree….It doesn’t happen often enough.
Good gawd Mitt-the-worthless-whiney-bitch. Even little girls could whoop your faggoty commie ass. You are a disgrace to a your country and a disgrace to your faith. America cried when gay communist atheists in SFO and Delaware voted for ‘Good Catholics’ Biden and Pelosi. As a last resort America hoped a principled Mormon would bail us out. Instead, you made Pelosi and Biden look honorable. Shame on you. You’re a traitor to our country and your faith.
Ok, I admit it: I did it. My only regret is I didn’t get to belt him in the other eye.
Communism is hard on the face, eh Mitt, Mitch, Harry and those suffering ‘undercover’.
jellybean
I can’t argue with that brother. To true, and to funnyZ
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
Mittens is fortunate he landed on his head. All that hot air filling the empty space in his head softened the impact.
Remember that nasty eye shot that old bastard Harry Reed had?
Soon after that, he retired.
Pissed off the machine’s other, bigger bastards?
Who gave Mitt the gum ???
If Mittens had TWO black eyes, I’d say he had been told twice
I wonder if he woke up with his wallet missing and his ass sore.
Wear a mask, Mitt… like a dry cleaning bag over your head.
He didn’t want to pay his tranny for services received and all hell broke loose. Rumor has it that tranny dude frequents Gamestop and harasses staff members.
Well now we know who the First Transvestite Michael/Michelle is dating these days behind Barack’s back. Romney has learned the hard way, as did that punk Barack, that you don’t talk back to Michael/Michelle or you will get a major league ass whooping.
Hope he was pushed down a flight of stairs.
One black eye when you have two faces still leaves him with three good eyes.
Checkmate, haters.
In the City of Salt, the four eyed man is king.
I saw a video (youtube) on the elitist blackeye beatdown club theory and laughed.
I guess Mittens has joined the club….But hey, we already knew he was on the other team already didn’t we…
Oh … that’s a shame … a shame he woke up.
Oh, Mittens, just think how much better off the world would be without you!
One less source of corruption, filth, and stench.
izlamo delenda est …
Brad, you mean like John Roberts last Summer?
Maybe they’re all busy looking at their phones, like a bunch of Millennials.
I guess his magic underwear lost its mojo…
Knocked him out, you say?
How could you tell……….
A right hand punch will result in a left black eye.
Just an observation.
And here I thought he was already unconcious this whole time.
Yeah, but you should see the other gal.
Gal?
Ya sure it’s not a mis-timed pelvic thrust??
Ah shit, he’s doing better.
So no subdural hematoma, huh?
Too bad.
Wait until full Karma gets you Mittens!
Is anyone buying this “fall” crap?
“He fell down a flight of stairs after tripping over a sucker punch.” Relax, could have been a .38 bullet.
He did the ole’ Romney ‘Flip-Flop’ on the ground.
Politicians sure do seem to have trouble with “exercise equipment”, don’t they?
After being knocked down and given a black eye, Mittens yelled out, “Why are 3 year old kids so mean to me?”.
Did Romney have an encounter with the same exercycle that took out Harry Reid?
OK I’m back. You did NOT disappoint. 🤣😂👏