BH: Try to restrain your excitement — Hillary Clinton, John Kerry and John Kasich are all writing books.
Think how many trees are going to die for … what? And then there’s the carbon footprint. All those trucks taking all those thousands of books to warehouses and stores, then picking them up after they don’t sell and taking them to some place to be pulped — at which point maybe they can at least be recycled into something more useful, like toilet paper.
Let’s start with Kerry’s proposed book. It’s going to be his “first memoir,” which you could take as a threat — there may be a sequel! Sadly, as someone pointed out yesterday, Kerry’s obvious title is already taken — “American Gigolo.”
You’ll be surprised to learn that he plans to mention his service in Vietnam, not to mention a “deep behind-the-scenes” take on his years as secretary of state.
Finally, we will learn the answer to that question we’ve been pondering all these years. Does Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad prefer red or white wine with dinner?
A few suggested chapters: “Windsurfing for Dummies,” and “Me and My Pink Girly Bike.”
Self-help books have always done very well. Kerry should think along the lines of “You Too Can Marry an Heiress — or Two!” Or he could offer more prosaic tips — “You Can Fight City Hall — How I Got that Pesky Fire Plug Moved.” MORE
Title Secretariat State, ghost written by Mr. Ed? It’ll be a bute.
good god, they’re like the trick birthday candles you can’t blow out
Why the log face John Heize-Kerry (who was in Vietnam and married a dead man’s fortune)?
On a serious note, I actually have a copy of Bill Clinton’s book with the middle cut out and valuables hidden inside.
Just in time! I can keep them in the prepper bag to use as emergency toilet paper and fire starter.
I can’t wait for the chapter on how to buy duck hunting clothes .Elmer Fudd would be interested.
I can just hear H-Rod now on the radio book-flogging tour, being interviewed on the Berkeley NPR station.
“Good Mor…Ooooh! Ooooh! Uhhhhh… *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* … Uhhhhh …………. *thud* ………. Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!”
“Power Eating your way into Public Office.” Kasich, J. 2017.
Book ’em all.
Ah yes, the “book deal”. A time-honored way to launder bribe money. The corrupt pol gets a huge advance on a book nobody in their right mind would buy, left-wing front groups, funded by Soros buy-up the books, and dump them in the east river. Everyone wins.
We’ve got plenty of trees since they stopped publishing the Sears catalog. Level of interest is at all time lows for has beens though.
I submitted my manuscript to Harper Collins for my new book, “If I Did It”. Received a courteous rejection letter informing me that the title had already been used by some dude named OJ.
Abandoned the project.
I’ve got a new idea for a cooking device that’ll be all the rage. It’s made of forged steel and the target market are those still disappointed by the presidential election of 2000.
Gonna call it the Forged Gore man Grille.
“It Takes A Village Idiot”…
What could Kerry possibly say that I would possibly care?
– Nothing
Kerry: “More than a condiment.” or was that “More than Obama’s Condom?”
@TonyR.
Those kind of book deals only work as long as there is influence to be peddled. None of these players are relevant.
i bet Kerry wont even read it.
Massachusetts retard marries an African American ketchup gold digger after he slanders American GI’s after he writes himself up for 3 purple hearts to get himself out of Vietnam.
What is the deal with Massachusetts?
A way to launder money in plain sight?
^^^^^^^^^^^
This. Money laundering for the spoiled.
Rising to the Level of My Own Incompetency
It’s a Leftist jobs program. People employed to cut down trees for the pulp mill, jobs hauling spools of paper to the printer, jobs producing ink, printer jobs, freight jobs to haul the books to the book stores, waste management jobs hauling the books to the dump, etc. 117k copies of Hillary’s Hard Choices were printed, no ebook edition, would seem to support this tactic.
Plus they’re hoping some people might even read them, believe what was written and vote Demonrat.
How to get rich committing treason and robbing taxpayers.
Will there be nudes?
“Book Deal” == Money Laundering.
György Schwartz probably has warehouses full of such literary classics.
Excuse me but sections of this article were lifted directly from Howie Carr’s
February 3rd article in the Boston Herald. At the very least you guys could have credited him. I should probably tell him myselfl> Article link below:
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/columnists/howie_carr/2017/02/carr_new_crop_of_books_nobody_wants_to_make_for_good_pulp_fiction