6 Comments on Oh, Glory Hallelujah!!! I Will Suffer No Fish-Eyed Fools!
Ester was feminine compared to the squatch
Add a baby Glock to that purse and you have yourself a slam dunk.
A Glock 42 or a Sig 239 would e perfect. Dang, look at the prices. Hate to say what a leather weaponized purse costs these days.
Aunt Esther and Madame Queen – women with backbone.
I’m gonna look for the Pucker Popper.
I’m gonna smack yo face so hard, I’m gonna make gorilla cookies!
‘I’m going to smack you so hard, you’re going to be inside out.’ Not sure whether I got that one. My moms favorite: ‘I’m going to beat you to a bloody pulp.’ Yes, I was raised in the eras that expected corporal punishment. Of course my mom never came close to that, but I never tested her. My sister, however, often did and I envisioned having to share a room that night with a ‘bloody pulp’. She said she knew, even as a small child, that it was only a threat. I still love those strong, watchful mothers who pay attention and carry a big ‘purse’, which they seldom have to use. Hum, sort of like gun freedom acting as a deterrent; makes the perp think twice.
Ester was feminine compared to the squatch
Add a baby Glock to that purse and you have yourself a slam dunk.
A Glock 42 or a Sig 239 would e perfect. Dang, look at the prices. Hate to say what a leather weaponized purse costs these days.
Aunt Esther and Madame Queen – women with backbone.
I’m gonna look for the Pucker Popper.
I’m gonna smack yo face so hard, I’m gonna make gorilla cookies!
‘I’m going to smack you so hard, you’re going to be inside out.’ Not sure whether I got that one. My moms favorite: ‘I’m going to beat you to a bloody pulp.’ Yes, I was raised in the eras that expected corporal punishment. Of course my mom never came close to that, but I never tested her. My sister, however, often did and I envisioned having to share a room that night with a ‘bloody pulp’. She said she knew, even as a small child, that it was only a threat. I still love those strong, watchful mothers who pay attention and carry a big ‘purse’, which they seldom have to use. Hum, sort of like gun freedom acting as a deterrent; makes the perp think twice.