Wayyy too many punch lines here.
- An active sex life can help reduce the risk of heart disease and incontinence
- Sexual activity least three times a month is linked to a milder Covid-19 infection
- Another study found an orgasm cleared a stuffy nose as well as a nasal spray
Research shows that it can help reduce the risk of heart disease and incontinence.
And last year, a study published in the journal Fertility and Sterility showed that sexual activity at least three times a month was linked with a milder Covid-19 infection.
The theory is that it primes the body to handle pathogens more effectively.
This followed a 2004 study in the journal Psychological Reports which found that intercourse once or twice a week increases levels of immunoglobulin A, part of the antibody response of the immune system that defends us against infection.
Another study suggested that orgasms can clear a stuffed-up nose as effectively as a nasal spray, reported the journal Ear, Nose & Throat last year — probably because exercise has also been shown to be a decongestant, as the resulting increase in body temperature loosens mucus while the increase in circulation encourages the flow of nasal discharge.
And research from University College London found that women engaging in sexual activity at least monthly had a later menopause than those who weren’t sexually active.
“How about some privacy here – I’m clearning my sinuses.”
I’ve got to admit that for all the years Jeffrey Toobin has been on air I’ve never heard him sounding congested.
Well…I may as well get used to my stuffy nose.
These kinds of stories are always written to make lonely people feel worse about themselves. Sex bragging assholes always love to twist the knife, and they don’t give a fuck about telling the truth.
Chances are, physical health leads to an active sex life; not the other way around.
Hey baby…I have just the injection to cure your cold!
Huh, head clears head.
Monica was doing me double duty!
“An active sex life can help reduce the risk of heart disease and incontinence”
Great. I’m going to die of a heart attack in a puddle of my own piss.
Now monkey pox will really go through the roof.
Another case of “use it or lose it”.
…there’s a down side to it, tho. And yes, I cuss. A lot.
https://youtu.be/vTT34o3QKQY
They don’t call me Dr. Hambone for nuttin’.
“…women engaging in sexual activity at least monthly had a later menopause than those who weren’t sexually active…”
So now “once a month” is considered “sexually active”??? Things sure have changed since I was a young man.
…sooo, all those nurse pornos are actually legit medical training videos?
I asked Pete to help me clear my sinuses and all I got was this lousy monkeypox.
Doctor to female patient: Are you sexually active?
Female patient: No, I usually just lie there!
Doctor to old man: How often do you have sex?
Old man: Infrequently.
Doctor: Is that one word or two?
Old Man: That’s inappropriate.
Old Man’s Wife: I wish.
Just remember that, in real life, the only reason they send you the REAL pretty nurse is because its easier to ram the catheter down your erection.
Either way, I need more tissues.
Yes, when my husband rolls over and encounters my stuffy nosed,wheezy, bleary-eyed face, I’m sure sex is the first thing on his mind.
^^^
Honey?
Can you turn over for a sec?
Tony R
AUGUST 23, 2022 AT 10:34 AM
“Great. I’m going to die of a heart attack in a puddle of my own piss.”
Aww, don’t feel bad.
You probably would either way.
Most old guys die when their heart shits up.
And not only will you piss yourself, you’ll shit yourself too, and maybe vomit during the resuscitation effort.
Yay!
Unless it squirts out her nose…
Nose still runs when out of the shower.🥴
Navage stock tanks!