FLORENCE, Ariz. (AP) — A jail inmate in Arizona is hospitalized after authorities say he pulled one of his eyeballs out of its socket.
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I bet they’re gonna keep an eye on his silly ass!
I heard he was one of the star pupils in his prison class
This apparently happened right after he saw the Bill and Hillary beach picture!
If he was really serious, he would have eaten it too. No parole risk here….
And you can bet he’ll be keeping an eye out for them, too.
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I heard that he did eat it, but when he attempted to pass it, the eyeball became lodged in his anal sphincter. Now he has a shitty outlook on life.
XD
Now see here. You people are so myopic! Look inside your souls and search for some sympathy for this man! You and your cornea jokes. Shame!!!
Signed, Iris Sclera.
No mirrors…..what else can you do?
This is really funny! Whenever you think someones crazy, there is always someone crazier. If they would’ve left him be, he might of popped the other one.
I spy with my one eye.
Well, eye be damned! yuk yuk
Which reminds me of this true story. When I was about 6 years old new neighbors moved in next door to us. They had kids about our age and we got along fine. One day, one of the new neighbor kid asked his grandpa to show us his eye. The guy took his eyeball out of his eye and showed it to us! WTH! I freaked out and ran home crying scared shitless! My mom explained to me that it was a glass eye and he had lost his real eye in an accident. I steered clear of that guy.
@Magnum wins the thread!
Isn’t this guy the singer for Third Eye Blind?
I see what he did there
Eye yam what eye yam …
There’s fruit at the bottom. Keep digging.
When asked, fellow inmates said that he seemed ‘detached’
He proved that you can look in your ear with your eye.
[sniff, sniff]
I can smell a new SCOTUS-imagined “right” in the air. The Right to Self Mutilation, anyone?
“And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast [it] from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.” – Matthew 18:9
Maybe he finally SAW THE LIGHT… the real light.