PRINCE CHARLES IS A HORSE-TOOTHED JACKASS – IOTW Report

PRINCE CHARLES IS A HORSE-TOOTHED JACKASS

Moron, Prince Charles, has echoed the bizarre thoughts of another moron, Bernie Sanders – Climate Change is the Cause of Syrian War.

Yes, folks, Prince Charles has found the reason ISIS is spilling blood throughout the world – they are concerned over global warming.

Even if a pointy-headed intellectual could make the case that Syria is in the death grip of the mythical global warming catastrophe, how does that explain ISIS attacks by non-Syrian nationals in other countries?

(I’ve been told it’s dangerous to puncture the make-believe world of a psychotic. So, keep an eye on Prince and Bernie, will ya?)

Peeling this farcical onion a bit more, what do you suppose the Muslims in Munich imgreswere concerned with —->

It was 1972. I think knob-headed scientists were pushing global cooling at the time. (Maybe that’s why they were wearing the ski-masks in the summer?)

No, Charlie. Through winter, spring, summer or fall, too much water, not enough water, too hot, too cool, lotsa Baba ghanoush, not enough Baba ghanoush, Muslims have been killing people all over the globe in the name of Allah. And it’s not for any other reason other than they are savages.

When you set aside your incessant need to appear ultra-enlightened and sophisticated, as you try and intellectualize a reason for savagery, that’s when the world will be able to eradicate this evil. If you don’t set this compulsion aside, the triumph of good over evil might necessitate you being bulldozed into the trench along with the savages. Capiche?

20 Comments on PRINCE CHARLES IS A HORSE-TOOTHED JACKASS

  1. Of course, why didn’t I see this before? We commoners should all be driving hybrid electric cars, sweltering in heat without air conditioning, shivering indoors during cold weather, and crippling our industrial capacities while our exalted leaders fly their private jets from their private mansions to Paris to complain about excess greenhouse gasses – and this will solve the problem in Syria. And probably solve the hearbreak of psoriasis and reduce dental plaque as well.

  2. “Remember the English King in “Braveheart” who threw his fag son out the fooken window of the Castle?
    Well Prince Philip shoulda done that sixty fooken years ago”.
    Quote from Mikey O’ Shea, Irish Philosopher and Historian

  3. I have always had a great affection for the British Royal Family, except for Charles, who’s a total sot.

    He comes from a line of exceptionally long-lived people (Mum is 89, Pop is 94, Granny died at 101). I am hoping the Queens hangs on for another decade to minimize the length of his reign.

  4. The last name of the royal family is “Mountbatten-Windsor.” A queen remnant is the last of her line, and it is up to her succeeding son to found a new line. When Charles becomes king he will chose a new surname for his line.

    He generally signs documents as “Charles P.” The P stands for “Princeps,” which is the Latin word for prince.

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