Trump takes Pennsylvania -20
This makes Donald J. Trump the next president of the United States.
God Bless America.
Trump takes Ind – 11
Trump takes WI – 10
Trump takes IA – 6
Trump takes Ga- 16
Trump takes Idaho- 4
Trump takes MT – 3
Trump takes UT -6
Trump takes Ky – 8
Trump takes WV – 5
Trump takes La – 8
Trump takes SC – 9
Trump takes OK – 7
Trump takes Miss – 6
Trump takes AL – 9
Trump takes NC – 15
Trump takes OHIO- 18
Trump takes FLORIDA – 29
Trump takes MO – 10
Trump takes TN – 11
Trump takes WY -3
Trump takes AR -6
Trump takes ND- 3
Trump takes SD – 3
Trump takes NEB – 3
Trump takes KS – 6
Trump takes OK – 7
Trump takes TX- 38
Clinton takes 3 of Maine’s EV (1 outstanding) – 3
Clinton takes VT – 3
Clinton takes HI – 4
Clinton takes NV – 6
Clinton takes CT – 7
Clinton takes CA- 55
Clinton takes WA – 12
Clinton takes OR – 7
Clinton takes Va – 13
Clinton takes Mass – 11
Clinton takes RI – 4
Clinton takes NM – 5
Clinton takes NJ – 14
Clinton takes MD – 10
Clinton takes DC – 3
Clinton takes DE – 3
Clinton takes Il- 20
Clinton takes NY – 29
Clinton takes CO- 9
Oh god. Here we go.
i’d love to know how many votes Bernie will get in Vermont
Ya, we have our readers HERE.
Ef you and your linking to THE NEW YORK SLIMES.
I cordially invite you to go hang out over there.
Not surprised about Vermont. Conservatives speak together in hushed tones. It’s a secret society of Trump voters.
One way or the other, there’s going to be a purge in the GOP.
I hope Trump wins and the NationalReview Never Trump types get the axe
Trump already showing around 58% to 35% and the panhandle (heavy republican) doesn’t close out for another 45 minutes.
At least, not like 2000 when DAN Rather called it for Gore at 7:00 EST discouraging all the panhandle (CST) counties.
I will never buy Vermont maple syrup again!
I thought they were supposed to wait for the polls to close nation wide before they started releasing results so it would not discourage PSTime voters.
Anyone know when it changed back to the old way.
Trump looks like a winner in FLA.
Don’t sweat Ohio, guys, the urban areas roll in first.
CBSN is calling some states for Hillary or that they are tied, but their bottom banner shows Trump leading the vote…???….On a side note, Gayle King has a new wig and she needs to trim the bangs…..I’m out. Can’t take anymore for awhile….NOW, they’re talking about Beyonce’s positive impact on the election….LOL….
This crap make me so nervous
I see dead people…
Can’t handle this. Trump must win.
[Fake Newscaster Voice]
If this trend continues, Trump will take 90% of the Electrical* College votes.
[/Fake Newscaster Voice]
* – I know!
Hillary is reportedly looking at real estate web sites in Qatar with increasing interest.
IN THE NAME OF THE NAZARENE CRUSH OUR ENEMIES UNDER YOUR FEET AND HEAL OUR LAND…
I hope the Amish out vote the cheating.
Jimmy, I haven’t bought Vermont Maple syrup since I saw this sign right here:
According to Rush Limbaugh’s website, George W. Bush did NOT vote for Hillary, he voted 2 weeks ago, they responded to Rush to dispel the rumor
THEY ARE STEALING OHIO.
i feel like the USA is in labor. I know it will be a boy, but all this screaming. . . . jeez. Oh, wait, thats me screaming.
Called the local news talk station a couple of hours ago, and asked this hypothetical exit poll question:
Suppose you were the U.S ambassador to Libya, or a security guard there, and you were still living ;), which of the two candidates would you have voted for?
He said, “my head would explode”, and I said, yes! I hope that would happen.
He’s actually pretty cool and has connections with numerous U.S. Senators etc. throughout the country, and often had Michele Bachmann (my former representative who I dearly miss) on air here.
The presstitutes are taking off their cheer leading outfits.
Polls stil open in Michigan. Wtf.
“If you want to win, you have to be willing to lose.” -Unknown
I’m sick of losing.
Us here in flyover country are sweating it out … all the city people getting our money to sit home and smoke dope … scary scared … lord, please don’t kill the USA and what it once stood for …
Per Reuters – Mexicano peso falling on Fla. voting.
Johnson pullled in almost 200000 votes in Fla. difference between C and T less than 1000 difference currently.
My state (MD) just sucks…..
Ef. this.! Trump up in Fla 91% in. C’mon, hold on.
Why do I feel like I’m going to see Bill Whittle selling shares for a Mars launch again?
Indiana Senate goes Republican . Dems thought they would take it.
CBSN’s talking heads are starting to bat their eyes and stutter about Florida….LOL…
Indiana hates Evan Bayh, so glad he lost!!!!
Folks,it’s time for some jokes PLEASE.
California with 55 electoral votes is a Clinton superdelegate. Trump starts out 55 down out the gate. Ain’t right.
Drudge has Ohio tied 48/48.
Come on Amish!!!
Anyone have a favorite site to watch the streaming return and map?
MD went 82% for that evil bitch.
It doesn’t make sense.
I guess “ground game” means CHEAT BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE!
I was at the movie the other day when a guy walked in with a dog. They sat a few rows in front of me. Weird. The dog was reacting to the various scenes as I felt he could understand.
Walking out, I had to ask the guy about his do and the apparent ability of the dog to understand the movie.
“Yeah,” he said. “Strange, he hated the book.”
Okay, PJ, here’s one:
What’s increasing faster than the rate at which votes are being counted in this election?
Thanks “Too Much”. Wanted to avoid the talking heads unless Hillary really starts to slip and I can celebrate their tears.
CBSN just declared that Virginia was still up for grabs even though they declared it for Hillary 2 hours ago…
Come on America…put Trump in for The Manderin Children! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🙏🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸
T up 3 points Ohio
If trump wins FLA (he will), Virginia ( ?maybe), NC, (yep, probably) and OH (likely) all he needs is Iowa and he’s the Prez.
Now I see they called MD for the bitch with only 1% of the polls reporting…..This doesn’t add up.
This map is starting to bleed
@ Cherrybark….I disagree….go to CBSN….the vomit these talking heads spew is worth every minute of watching them thrash about….I think they’re gonna talk about chocolate chip pancakes soon…
82% want a strong leader, Mr/s Clinton is the farthest thing possible from that. She is a paper shuffler.
If you pray, keep praying.
T up 6 now Ohio. Keep it coming, Buckeye. Stick it n their eye.
*** BREAKING NEWS ***
For atheists: There is a God, and he wants TRUMP!
CBSN just said Florida was only separated by 20K votes when their graphic showed it to be 150K…for Trump…..I love this and have a very good feeling for this outcome….
CBSN just said that Virginia is close and “THEY DON’T KNOW WHY”….
Come on America…put Trump in for The IOTWREPORT MERRY PRANKSTERS!
My tummy is all acidy
Dear God, have mercy on us. Please thwart all voter fraud.
Why do they even bother interviewing these brainless democrat shills on Fox?
Fuck you Claire McCaskill!
I’m not watching election coverage. I’m just obsessively scanning Drudge & RCP on my iPad while watching episodes of Leverage. My head would explode if I watched those talking heads.
I’ll give them a try willysgoatgruff. Currently streaming Fox Business, but that’s what multiple screens are for
I’m having a hard time pulling up scenarios where Clinton wins, based on the counties that haven’t been reported yet. Geeeeez, even New Hampshire just flipped again to red.
My Dad is giving me a play by play over the phone. 🙂
Born and raised in Colorado….4 generations….I couldn’t be more ashamed of my former home state….
“The presstitutes are taking off their cheer leading outfits.”
Yeah, they’ll take off their uniforms. The IRS employees will take down their Hillary posters and uninstall their Obama screen savers. They’ll say “Oh, I was never a fanatic, I was just following orders!” or “I had no choice”.
But whether Trump wins or loses, they’ve ALL been exposed. The RINO Quislings, the fake conservative pundits, the globalist cabal that does George Soros’ bidding hoping to get a few crumbs; or be kapos in the new regime, hoping to be able to trade our gold teeth for bread. before they meet the same fate.
God works through flawed men like Winston Churchill sometimes, why not Trump.
no one in the republican party EXCEPT TRUMP could have taken on crooked clinton and her comrades.
No one. for this i will be ever grateful. He called her out, and the media.
And now we know who our enemies are.
Why is Drudge saying that Trump is +1 in Virginia?
Strong stomach Cherrybark….strong stomach…
One thing is certain in my opinion, the term “cunt” will become the most used word in the next four years if she wins.
Like I said a few days ago, whichever person wins, America will get exactly what it deserves.
PLEASE Dear God. America needs your help.
She’s closing the gap in VA. Yikes! Trump up by 0.7
So, about half of Virginians want their swamp drained. That’s amazing right there.
@kafir, “God works through flawed men like Winston Churchill sometimes, why not Trump.”
I was just thinking about this last night during my prayers. He used a weak liar (Abraham), murderer and adulterous man (David), and many more flawed men to accomplish his will.
I just pray that God gives us enough mercy and grace for another chance. We need to bring him back into our society, politics and churches.
God, shine you gloriously bright light of truth on all the evil that we have allowed to reign in this country that was founded on following your principles. Amen
WOAH! The NYT is giving Trump the advantage to win. WHAT???
DRUDGE HAS TRUMP WINNING FLORIDA AND OHIO. Developing…
He may get Florida.
Anyone else want to bitch-slap John Kasich?
Your not allowed to look at the NYT
What? How did Clinton get NY? (just kidding)
You learn alot in enemy territory. Besides they are getting the election results faster than anybody else.
Michigan would be YUGE!
Trump is over half way there three or more big states and we will have a new President that loves our country and more importantly he loves the people and all we stand for.
Choo Choo Motherfuckers
The uber liberal Manassas co. in VA is coming in, 4of 6 precincts, Clinton up 0.2%. Most of the counties that are left are traditionally red, so it may flip again!!! But FOX called it for her.
I know he will have Arkansas too. Right now it’s looking like:
Arkansas (6) Cunt-tounge – 34.5 Trump – 60.2
“Why am I not up by 50 points, you might ask?”
But I don’t want to piss off BFH
I’m a guest here
Asian stock markets are crashing. The peso is crashing. The Dow futures are down 500 points.
We win Florida, Wisconsin or Minnesota, and Michigan he got it done. If you want to watch a decent broad cast go to FOX Biz. Very cool.
NYT 78% chance Trump wins. There must be mass suicide there.
ABC – “She is in profound trouble in the electoral college “
holy shit, i need another beer.
I’m still worried about NH
As a Californian I’m absolutely dying to see where we end up. Couple reasons. A lot of people don’t vote in California because it’s usually over by the time they count our shit. Reports of huge turnouts in poor areas all wearing red shirts. California’s had it’s ass kicked by elites both at the state level and Fed. We need JOBS. So do the Mexicans.
Hillary just proposed free Electoral College for all!
@Bad I have this crazy dream that red shows up on the west coast. If only…
My Facebook feed is absolutely freaking hilarious right now- and I mean freaking the hell out.
O FUCKING HIO FOR TRUMP!!!
Loco, I think the Takilla has taken over. So sad. LOL
New York Times is giving Trump an 82% chance of winning. The freaking NY Times!
As a public service, please see to it the editorial staff gets this phone #: (212) 532-2400.
That’s the local NYC suicide hotline.
Ahia to Trump
Hillary supporters — pending Shartnado
Brad, I am fine.
Fur however, is passed out in the corner clutching a copy of 1984…
You can see the depression setting in on the media! LOL
NY effing Times projecting Trump victory at 59% (and no, I’m not posting a link)
Illustr8r, I give Cali about a 20% chance. I give Oregon about a 40% chance. But I’m told by several Washington had a real good shot. I’ll take any of them.
They may have to recount CO since those machines were auto switching to Clinton.
Someone check on Maureen Dowd. She’s libel to jump….
Loco, Lets hope Mr. Pinko is not visiting. Screw the Dutch Rudder. Lol
I want to see the idiots on FOX News crying, too. Can’t stand them. The only person that will be smiling there is Hannity. LOL.
holy shit, i need another vodka.
Go to Drudge right now!
Then return of course…
you will not be disappointed!
The Young Turks! LOL They can’t decide if they’re sad or pissed!
God Bless you dear. I read your post about Churchill.
I’m over here in CA breathing into a brown paper bag.
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
Oh, Donny Boy…
CBSN is now playing the hurt vagina card….three nasty women declaring that ‘SHE’ might be cheated….LOL…
What’s up with Georgia only 49% reporting Florida has 95% reported.
I’d go check out 4chan but, that party might be dangerous!! Think I’ll wait a bit.
Now, they’re going for hispanics…
NOW, Hillary’s pathways to victory…
Long ways to go, let’s not get too euphoric. Either way the revolution begins tomorrow.
North Carolina just went Trump.
The mantra at Mr. Illustr8r’s work is, “It’s so scary. It’s so scary. It’s so scary….”
Mr. Illustr8r’s reply is, “Where are you moving to?”
And so, CBSN just declared Colorado for Hillary and those 9 electoral votes are gonna turn all their shit to gold….
The NYT just called Florida for Trump!
HAHA, this is just all too delicious. Look @ all of the funny news people, with their spinning heads and disbelieving voices. MAGA.
I’ve had the meat sweats for days now, but it’s really starting to look like a friggin’ landslide!
P.S. – Women suck!
The counties remaining in Michigan are traditionally red. Trump 48% Clinton 46%. She can’t catch him. If he takes this……. OVER.
North Carolina made it! Trump just won NC. YAAHOOO!
I think the biggest news of the night is Brad could spell ‘euphoric’!
Loving it. For months, the networks, including Fox, have been talking about Trump’s “narrow path to 270” – now it is all reversed to “her narrow path to 270” 😜
Where are you getting 210?
Trump just did what Romney & McStain couldn’t…
HE WON FLORIDA!
She was supposed to win PA by 10 points. She’s only up 2.
Oh, and marijuana is now legal in Florida.
VA governor Terry McCauliffe gave 60,000 felons the right to vote.
Hillary won VA by…wait for it…60,000 votes!
JUST TOOK FLORIDA!!!!!!
I’m guessing DT’s gonna take GA, but I gotta tell ya: In five years here, I’m seeing a flood of skinny-jeaned, man-bunned sissies being spit out of the colleges…and lots of beaners. It’s a matter of time.
MEDICAL marijuana Sisty
A Trump win is only going to be a fraction of the battle. Believe me, the professional left is going to be even more unhinged on him than they ever were with Bush. He needs to cut all gov funding to remaining tentacles of ACORN et al so that they can’t use our money to fuel their misbegotten ideology!
Only one traditionally red county left and Trump is up by 4.
THANK YOU, Ohio! I heard you talking, I’m glad you all cared enough to vote!!!
NY Slime has hitlery taking CA with NO precincts reported….
The Math Says: Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead !!
CBSN just declared North Carolina for Trump and probably Michigan for Trump and the talking heads are just goddam slobber knocked….LOL….I sleep well tonight…
Boozman just beat the senate democrat in Arkansas by a very large margin, just announced.
Half the votes in for Pres:
Arkansas (6) 34.5 H 60.0 Trump (50%)
Gotta love WV. Once the deep blue land under the stranglehold of Bobby KKK Byrd and criminal Gov Arch Moore, the Mountaineer State has told the Plantation Democrats to FUCK OFF.
Hey world, I’ve got some bad news for you. We don’t want your candidate and we’re gonna stick it in your face. Oh and time for an old school burn (puts finger on outstretched buttocks and makes hissing sound.) Psssssssssssttttttt!
CBSN is know talking about a possible tie…..LOL…
Is there hope for Washington State?
(Why, yes, if you slide Seattle into Puget Sound.)
I’m seeing that we have Florida now! That’s great!
My God! how many of you thought your country was going to die tonight?
I haven’t been this happy in years!
Is Hillary still measuring the drapes?
Not gloating…just pontificating
I hate the media ! These assbags are now “splainin’ it all to us. How this could possibly have happened. The fact is, We The People just ‘splained to them !!
They just gave Hitlary California 100 percent with Zero in. I’d say that’s a big ass assumption that I pray bites them in the ass.
We are this ‘ ‘ close…
CBSN’s Bob Shieffer just got more basset hounded eyes then a basset hound should….and Gayle King still needs a haircut…
Michigan is tightening. Within one point.
May take the rest of the week off. For GloatFest 2016. Glenn Beck can kiss the narrowest, innermost portion of my left butt cheek.
Fuckers haven’t called Georgia yet?
At least this is much better than watching Milquetoast Mitt’s numbers in 2012
If trump wins I don’t want to hear the names
Huffington post gives FL to trump
Maine is still in play.
Thank you, Menderman. I didn’t know you landed on the Trump Train. 🙂
Way to go, Wisconsin!!!!!!!
Wisconsin called -Trump
Trump wins Wismotherfuckingconsin!
Scott Walker rules!
Trump just won Wisconsin.
Iowa called – Trump
HE JUST WON IOWA!!
Give me an I
Give me an O
Give me an W
Give me an A
Clinton headquarters right now. lol
Trump leading Wyoming +48
Just thought that was LMOA funny
Don’t gloat yet.
The Chappaqua numbers have yet to come in…
Trump needs Michigan or Minesota and Arizona to win. I’m turning in. I gotta 6:00 am gym call.
@PJ, never have been on the Trump Train, just always been on the #NeverHiliary train.
They are fucking crying at the Clinton campaign headquarters on CBS. lolol fuckinglololollolll!!!
CBSN says….”Hillary followers crestfallen”…..LOLOLOLOLOL….
It takes a village
for you to pillage
Hillary supporters right now: http://i.imgur.com/D0Xl86d.gif
GA just called for Trump!
Trump at 254!!!
Finally they called Georgia.
RCP has Trump 15 EV from victory! And NYT projects him to win Wisconsin, MN, and MI. It looks like it might be over.
Check out a liberal news channel. CBS is funny as hell. lol
They are all in tears. Pitiful.
LIFE IS GOOD!
I think I’m going to faint!
This just in:
Worst case I see 272 Trump.
Hey kiddies..the word of the day is:
C O L T 45
President #45 Donald J. TRUMP
🙂 🙂 🙂
I’ll take that. (Smile)
and, for freaking icing on the cake….My R Gov and my R Senator both won reelection!
I can’t wait for the Hiliary concession and Donald J Trumps VICTORY speech!
Waiting for the concession/congratulatory speech from benghazi mastermind….
OK I just got up to take a leak. Son Sean tells me Trump might win.
So I went back to bed and got down on my knees like I used to do when I was a kid, and I said Dear God, I’ve never asked you for much, never asked you to win me the Lottery, things like that, but I’m asking you now to please let Mr.Trump win and save the USA and the world.
And Mrs. Moe said Go to bed You clown.
I swear, I have never been so upset in my life.
Claudia, just slide your hand under the door and make that door stop make noise…..soon enough, you will believe!
It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking
In the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops
You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before
You make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between
‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about to
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer
1980 all over again
CBS says the Canadian immigration website has crashed because of all the equerries about moving there.
Oh, what a funny night. lol
DH caught a glimps of the pic, laughed and howeled “Noooo, I don’t want to see that.” Best reaction to her I ever heard from him.
Have you heard? Heads are exploding on MSNBC.
NYT has Trump ahead in PA
Awww, Menderman. You remembered my video of Ivan twanging the door stop! You made me tear up, AND cheer! I believe, I believe!!!
CBSN”s Scott Pelle and the CBS crowd have gone to commercial on a regular basis….’tis over….
“November 8, 2016 11:53pm
(Murphy is a GOP strategist who was a strong supporter of Jeb Bush.)
I’ve believed in data for 30 years in politics and data died tonight. I could not have been more wrong about this election.
November 8, 2016 11:49pm
I hope that Trump makes good on his debate promise to investigate that nasty inhuman bint after he’s elected.
yes, Claudia,I remember Ivan and the door thing. I have 4 rescue kitties.
Now I ask Mr. Pinko to clip out that Micheal Moore thing about how good it feels to vote Trump and send the world the biggest FU the world has ever seen!
PA gov site has Trump up by 30k.
Evan McMullin is refusing to concede Utah.
What a maroon.
It’s the FU heard ’round the world !
I keep rewinding the shots of people at Clinton’s election headquarters-over and over and over.
Can we add pollsters to the unemployment lines?
right now, I am drinking Matt Dowd tears drowned in Crown Royal.
Getting a kick out of watching the exploding heads in the hillary camp. Those progs are so weak, they are shit stains on America.
I’m so happy! 😀
can we add George Will to the unemployment line too?
Trump up 46k in PA with 93% in.
Let me say it one more time….it is 1980 all over again! Just look at the faces of the MSM commentators!
LIFE IS GOOD!!!!
Rush, Hannity, and Savage were nervous today.
I was too.
Alcohol calmed my nerves…
but IOTW brought me home.
Thanks guys! 🙂
Trump just took the lead in PA.
HippieCritic. You want to see something better than that? Turn on Fox News right now and watch Carl Rove, Joe Ttippen, and Chrissey Stirewalt go down in flames. Flailing trying to justify their miserable RINO existence. It’s awesome.
Was I right?
yah, i was
Trumps Got This.
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Now, all of you leftists who always threaten to leave the country if Trump wins, better start booking your flights now! Seats to Cuba are filling up fast!!!! Make good on your promise you rat bastards!!!
Anyone else watching 16 and Pregnant on MTV? Good episode…
arggggh My wife went to bed and I’ve got no one to celebrate with!! Shoulda went to Rep headquarters.
YeahHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhHHhh!!!! We Frikkin WIN !!! President TRUMP!!!
I gotta go find a troll.
Pen & Phone…please report to Trump Tower, NYC, STAT!
We’re sorry. Your Obamaphone account has been cancelled or is no longer in service. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Charlie, ahem, you got us to celebrate with!
Those progs who claim they will leave America will just go back on their worthless word like that tramp Madonna did with her lewd promise. The Left is the party of lies. No reality, no logic, no truth, no morals …
I just dropped this off at the Right Poop because revenge is best served warm. Fuck these idiots.
“I use to be a big fan of The Right Scoop. After the last couple months I wouldn’t piss on the place if it was on fire. I hope you can hang on to your remaining twelve followers. What in the hell were you thinking?”
Britt Hume grovelling. Starting to kiss butt already.
PA is so tight it could probably shit Juniata County all the way through Northampton County.
Don’t count your chickens, Brad….
Brad, I have it on now. I’m basking in their pain.
@Brad, ask them where Ted is
Wait a minute!!!
They just found 5,000 Hillary votes in the trunk of Stuart Smalley’s car in Tijuana, Mexico.
Well, if you’ll excuse me- I have to go out and start slapping my fellow Nevadans.
5 fingers to the face.
whew. Picked a bad day to give up drinking
I’m holding up tomorrow’s paper:
“Democracy Defeats Inhuman”
Don’t be a sore winner Brad, invite them to be in your tent. Let’s make friends instead of creating enemies.
HippieCritic, Realities a bitch ain’t it. Two things. All these ass holes should lose their jobs, and Donald J Trumps a bad ass MoFo. He followed his gut, ignored the bull shit, and got it done. I can’t wait for a Trump admin.
This is not over yet, people.
Charlie WalksonWater: I remember when the FFC banned cigarette advertising from radio and TV. It was effective on January 2, 1971 — so the networks could still have the commercials in all of the New Years Day bowl games. Maybe you could do the same thing.
Clinton campaign headquarters looks like a funeral.
Gonna have to work for a living now, you bastards.
This would make a good cover for Poor Me magazine over at the Cube, eh?
AK, AZ, ME, MI, NH, PA
Sure glad Hitlery painted herself in a corner as far as challenging the results. Amiright?
Fur’s right. Can’t trust those bastards.
There are 7 states and 68 electoral votes left. This ain’t over yet, especially when the carloads of votes are suddenly ‘found’ by the Clinton cheaters.
MSNBC just said PA is looking really good for Trump, he’s up 26,000 and there is one county that hasn’t sent any votes in but which went 2-1 Romney last time.
NY Times still shows Hillary at about +1.3% of the popular vote, even though nearly certain to lose. I ain’t buying that.
CBSN….Bob Shieffer, Scott Pelle, Gayle King and the rest have just decided themselves to be imbeciles on national TV….
Wow. Forgot MN. If it’s still in play, that’s amazing.
@Jimmy, just got a note from a buddy in AZ saying they’re reporting Trump up by 3%.
what’s taking so ling, are we waiting for soros plane to land with a bag ‘o’ cash? what are the slimy, dirtbag liberals up to now!?
karl rove is a fuckin putz
Clinton campaign now mobilizing cars in PA and MI with uncounted ballots in the trunks.
Headline of the night on Drudge,
Silicon Valley Sultans Shit a themselves
Sad thing is Silicoln Valley use to be all conservative.
whoever lives in PA. Be sure to thank the Amish for me
Expect a recount in NH.
Just FYI, here’s some good post-election advice to remember:
Gives me the heebie jeebies when they cannot update election results from 50 frickin states in the last hour? (Ooops. Sorry. My bad. That would be 57 states plus one to go and they would not let him go to Alaska and Hawaii.)
F*CK YOU ASS HURT KARL ROVE!
Quoth the Roven…NEVERMORE!
!!! Lookit all those ‘men’ with manbuns at hillarys loser convention
It ain’t over until the fat ‘lady’ screeches. And as I hear it, FOX News says she is just about to do just that.
Left Coast Dan
“NY Times still shows Hillary at about +1.3% of the popular vote, even though nearly certain to lose. I ain’t buying that.”
They aim is to eliminate the EV. Gotta make the ev appear evil.
sumpin’ tells me there’s some deal making going on right now
I don’t know how much more waiting I can take.
Guano Williams and Van Jones are both about to pop a tube! LOL
Ace of Spades decision desk just called it. 285 for Trump.
AP still hasn’t called WI.
Oh baby don’t it feel like heaven right now
Don’t it feel like somethin’ from a dream
Yeah I’ve never known nothing quite like this
Don’t it feel like tonight might never be again
We know better than to try and pretend
Baby no one could have ever told me ’bout this
The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part
Hey Viet Vet. Thank you for your pearls of wisdom. I don’t mind losing on a level playing field. However, I bitterly resent the MSM giving the commies a 30 point advantage, the DNC corrupting the voting process, and the amount of illegal money going to the Dems from around the world. Pisses me off. May the Good Lord bless you and your loved ones. G’night all. Prayer time. jrb
hillary will blame the Russians for fixing the vote tomorrow.
@ Vietvet….Naw, I’m gonna gloat and randomly poke fingers at certain individuals breasts….er, I mean chests….
this is when the libs do their best work, under cover of darkness
PA 97% in, Trump holding 70k lead.
How hard is Nigel Farage laughing right now?
Ben Stein on FBN. He’s crawling back too.
C’MON DAMMIT !!!!!!
MICHIGAN – PENNSYLVANIA – WISCONSIN – ARIZONA
CALL IT, ALREADY !!!
IF TRUMP TAKES THIS RACE, I’M GONNA SKIP INTO WORK TOMORROW MORNING TWIRLING MY KEYS AND SKIPPING LIKE A SAN FRANCISCO FAGGOT.
PA would be very nice right about now, thank you very much. (Drudge has it, but not “in red.”)
I wake up at my computer desk and TRUMP WINS!!! Fuck YEAH!!!
@Loco – I just got a call from Tom Petty, he says you can’t use his song without permission and he’s suing you.
Settle down, TSUNAMI, or you might cause a Cascadia subduction zone earthquake and a real tsunami that would hit Seattle. Wait.
NBC and ABC refusing to call Wisconsin for Trump
Thank you God for not turning your back on us. You chose Trump (not the other guy) to do battle with the wickedest people on earth and to destroy them. What wisdom is that? The evil corporate billionaire that said pussie. The outsider. One man against the world.
Trumps Got This !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May i give another Howard Dean scream? YeeeeeHawwwww
Thank you God.
Are Shrillery and Soros discussing when to begin deploying his rioters so it can all be blamed on Donald Trump and his Deplorables?
Sitting up here in Canada and have gone from sipping Johnny Blue to gulping it wondering why some of these states aren’t being called and remembering how Al Franken “won” his seat. A Trump victory may go a long way in slowing down Trudeau the Younger from damaging our country even more. Need more ice and to say another little prayer.
CBSN just said that their concerned about the 3 EVotes from Alaska…..PHHHHSSSST….Alaska don’t like them no Hillary…..
I’m staying up all night if I have to. I’ve got sons and grand kids among our masses.
If Trump wins, I wish IOTWers could have a big ole party somewhere!
it’s terrifying to think that there are so many stupid people in this country that would vote for illary
somewhere west please
Trump Tower ?
Trump is pulling away in Pennsylvania !!!!
20 electorals, baby!
Any IOTWers in the pacific northwest? Lets get together this weekend to celebrate!
CBSN has now completely given up….they brought a fat guy on, with a bad toupee to embellish their wisdom…
My BP was 132 over 113 a while ago.
If I pass away, tell everyone on the IOTW site that I love them all.
Well, I live in the NW – on an island… because every man is an island.
what the hell! they can figure out hawaii , but they can’t add up this corrupt state (pa) by now!! something stinks!
@Tsunami, after these 8 years of Obamahell, you can’t go NOW just when we might turn this around!
Ode to those at the Hillary campaign:
Hello darkness, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Within the sound of silence…
Arizonas going Donald J Trump!!
CNN are doing their level best to find ways out of the impending reality and it’s really irking me badly.
Please call it already, my BP is so high right now, I can hear the ocean without the seashell.
THERE YA HAVE IT!!!!….CBSN just quoted the Howard Beal character in the film Network…..the media truly thinks they can exit this debacle guiltless…….and they LOST!….BADLY….
shrillary probably passed out hours ago…maybe they don’t want to sober her up for the biggest loser speech just yet
It’s 1:27 AM and WAY past my bedtime but I godda find out if I should bother getting up in the morning.
If things go well, I will be helping a lot of people pack to help get their sorry butts outta here.
cmon dammit. I want to hear Trumps victory speech.
Ryan called Trump to congratulate him.
Why aren’t they calling this yet?
The idiots here in Connecticut overall went for the Shrew. At least my town out here in the sticks went for Trump.
They are groveling everywhere.
Wish i had some fireworks
Harbqll: Southern Oregon?
I’m just going to post this now, since it looks like DJT is going to take PA….
My special poke in the eye to Hillary supporters and NeverTrumpers.
DIE, YOU POND SCUM!
I was just going to go to bed and see what Santa brought in the morning but I read commits about CBS was just weeping. I could not resist.
When they cut to Hillary voters and the look of shock and aw and sorrow- I see their pain; I put a straw in it and I DRINK IT UP. I want to lick their tears and tell them I need more.
The House, The Senate, The POTUS! Repeal Obamacare, Dodd/Frank and tell Iran to prepare for the buggering of their life. Let the good times roll.
I don’t see trump at 254 anywhere?
NY Times called PA for Trump. paul ryan called trump to congratulate him
if we’re gonna party, pick some place warm.
I am happy to report that my little neck of the woods in NYS went
58% for Trump.
Just saw on Breitbart that clinton took NV.
Soo when the right wins we just stop counting? Is that the new deal?
hope this is the last election with that Frank Lutnz putz
Do you think Comey will be able to find that intent now ?
Fox News has Trump at 254, Clinton 218.
If she goes down, I would not want to be within miles of her. She’s going to blow like Agent Smith in The Matrix.
@Tony – Puget Sound. JBLM in Washington.
They’re calling it!!!! Its Over!!
Night mare is over!!!
I hate that Luntz guy. He looks like his head is wearing something he hit with his car.
I don’t know about Nevada. I’m watching the results come in at the secretary of state’s website and with 30% of the results received, Clinton is up by about 25k votes.
Hey CharlieWalks….were close enough, let’s have a steak at Ole’s in Paxton NE….we’ll meet half way….
Ding Dong the witch is dead!
Real Clear Politics:
Clinton 47.0% (215)Trump 48.3% (274)
LA Times is calling Pennsylvania for Trump!
PA Trump !
@SistyUgler1, Luntz: “…no one is going to call me Republican again!”
Okay, Luntz. We can think of many other things to call you!!!
BTW, it was Pennsylvania (20 EV) that put Trump over 270. Didn’t expect that.
Pennsylvania (20) Clinton 47.6 Trump 48.9 Johnson 2.4 Stein 0.8 (99%)
I’m hearing bells…
Hillary hasnt given CNN permission to call this yet. Trump in up !.5%, upp in ME and WI. These people are a joke. Back to FBN for me.
They’re not even crying at CNN. I wanted to see tears. and sniffling. But they are not excited.
wonder if that old bitch/hag even knows she didnt win.
Podesta is going to take the stage at the Clinton camp. He has a death wish, apparently.
It aint over until I hear Hillarys concession speech. So hurry up, bitch.
Clinton HQ. Another empty room to talk to. How apropos.
Pray for Trump’s safety now. Don’t forget what players are participating in this game or what they’re capable of. These bastards are evil as fuck.
As for me, I’m preparing for the riots here in CA.
Locked and loaded.
I would like to buy the Russian hackers a round of vodka.
Bloomberg says President Elect Trump
LOOK: Trump won HOURS AGO.
It’s only a matter of the ScumMedia
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Willy, you buying?
He made it? I think he made it!!! 😀
Podesta: We’ve been spirit cooking and we have purple cool aid; drink my children drink. Drink deep.
OMG. Podesta says they are not conceding.
FUCK YOU JOHN PODESTA!!!!!!!!!
i knew it. The bitch wouldnt concede. Wonder if any media will call them out on it.
Shes probably horse from screaming and knuckles bleeding from beating Huma.
They are going to recount votes until they win. It’s gonna be Florida 2000 all over again.
@Charleywalks….yeah I’ll buy….
One of the network talking heads said that Trump won’t really have a mandate unless he wins 300 electoral votes. He may get his worst nightmare. Trump is on course to win 304 or 308 EVs.
Trump is projected to win 307 last I checked.
John Pederasta just spoke; Team Hillary dismissing the faithful so they can get busy manufacturing votes.
On time and under budget, thanks President Trump. He was the hardest working candidate I have ever seen in my lifetime!!
So I’ve been watching the tears at Satan’s campaign HQ, and notice a lot of those effwads are holding miniature American flags, spinning them around like they’re spinning pencils, chewing on the ends of the wood and so n. Wonder how many of them will end up dropping them on the floor as they leave, thinking only of themselves and how defeated THEy feel?
Podesta: “Go home so we can get busy stealing the election by recounting in PA and MI.”
Also, this move by Team Hillary means there’s no celebratory acceptance speech from Trump tonight for people to witness.
Watching the nets…..lots of fishy stuff with the electoral #’s
The writing is on the wall….he won, but nobody is calling it.
Hope I’m wrong, but I’ve been around a long time, I know when I’m about to get fucked.
China calls it for Trump. http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/11/amazing-china-media-calls-race-donald-trump-dishonest-us-pravda-media/
That bitch will demand a recount if it’s close in the remaining states.
Gal on CNN said Hillary should conceed; Trump won. But they haven’t called it.
Wisconsin, Michigan, Arizona, and Alaska have not yet been called. The total is 266 for Trump, 218 for Clinton as of 1:18 AM Central Time. I don’t think she can make up the difference in those 4 states where Trump is leading. But Podesta sent the Hillary watchers home, and the Trump camp is still waiting for the 4 needed to be called for Trump.
COME ON, MEDIA. GIVE IN, CALL IT. TIME OF DEATH [for Hillary] 12:10am.
Hillary ain’t coming out. BITCH. She’s going full gran mal! LMAO!!!!!
I keep thinking of the Al Franken election theft in Minnesota.
All I can say is if the dems cheat their way to a save and give it to hillary, they are dead. It will not be allowed. Hillary is as good as locked up and she should start thinking about taking that poison pill or a bullet to the head.
Hillary can’t be sobered-up to speak tonight. She will come out tomorrow after she sleeps it off.
At this exact moment in 2000, Bush was awarded Florida and the presidency…briefly.
I agree, something fishy. Clinton people ordered a slow-down in PA and MI while they smuggle in more new-found ballots.
There better not be any 1960-Cook County, Illinois, Nixon-Kennedy type crap happening or a lot of people are going to go ballistic.
Stolen from another site:
(hey, it’s late)
Obama called me a bitter clinger…
Eric Holder called me a coward…
Hillary called me a Deplorable…
The jihadis call me an infidel…
Donald Trump calls me an American.
I voted for Donald Trump
Thank God …… thank you Donald Trump
The nation is in mourning.
awww, have a cookie, Larry.
GO TRUMP GO! MAGA!
FOX FINALLY CALLED IT !
Go fuck yourself, Larry. Seriously.
Wisconsin declared for Trump, bringing total to 276 Trump, 218 Clinton.
Hillary is probably shit-faced tonight.and can’t speak. Any iotwers in Markham, Ontario area?? What say you to a little luncheon celebration? How about the Markville Mall at McCowan and Highway 7.
In Food Court close to Manchu Wok? It’s lower level, close to the empty two-storey former Sears Store. I’ll wear my red sweater or top and white , hair, as will my husband. Do you have a Donald hat or two to spare? It will be separate checks. . Our treasury is empty. 🙂 See you there Tomorrow (Wed. Nov. 9) at 1:00 pm Or does someone have a better idea? Fireworks? 😉
Clinton reportedly just called Trump and conceded!
FUCK YEAH !!!!!!
NBC News on youtube just said Hillary has called Trump to concede. IT’S OVER!!
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
They just introduced Vice President Elect Pence.
Mike Pence is speaking- Oh, I mean Vice President Pence is speaking. Heh. 🙂
That’s OK Larry. The only sad people weren’t Americans any way.
I wish I could kiss you all on the cheek right now…
Detroit area tv stations are bummed out. hillary People are actually crying. Ha Ha Ha LOL FUCK YOU LIBS EAT SHIT..
Trump is such a class act.
He looks so humbled right now. God bless him, bless his family, his administration, our nation as a whole. I feel very happy right now. Surrealist feeling in the world is realizing that we finally made it. I- We made it, guys. WE DID IT. I’ve been for Trump since June of ’15. And here we are. :’)
God Bless America!
God Bless President Donald Trump!
Now America Let Us Start Blessing God For this Fine Gift!
OMG! I thought this day would never come!
Intro Theme from The Patriot!
I return the sentiment, Jerry! I feel so happy to be a part of this movement.
Drudge Reports Canadian Immigration website meltdown. Hahahahahahaha
Trumps youngest son falling asleep!
Detroit area tv stations are bummed out. hillary People are actually crying. Ha Ha Ha LOL FUCK YOU LIBS EAT SHIT..
The city afros can’t stand it.
Nevertrumpers hardest hit…
Like Reagan – in four years the fence sitters will see the good that comes from this and re-elect him by a landslide. Even converting some Dems along the way. AKA Trump Democrats.
The wild-ass hatred that some on the left will have and act out, especially the CPUSA crowd, will help push them into the camp.
Are Glenn Beck, Bill Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, Sweaty Thumb, etc on suicide watch?
The race was way too close. I’d like to see all the corrupt voter fraud artists locked up for that. No way hillary had that many votes.
Trump is doing a great job on that stage. You can’t wear that man out.
Do you realize what this means? Taxes are gonna drop huge! Gold is gonna go through the roof! The 2nd Amendment is gonna be expanded (I hope). And no frikin ObamaCare anymore – thank God. Let’s stop abortion 100% too.
We’re gonna make America AMERICA again!
Supreme court here we come!!!
What a relief! The wait is over. The threat is contained.
Hillary: The power of Christ compels you!!!
Senator Toomey (R-PA) won so Senate is at least 51 Republican. Thank you two times Pennsylvania voters!
CBS just called it. Assholes. Slow bastards.
Good night everybody!
It’s a new country. Wake up in America for a change.
Thank you President Trump. Wow, we actually have a Commander in Chief now!!! Thank you Lord!
Great song to play them off.
“You can’t always get what you want.” – Rolling Stones
And our First Lady is a hot model and someone we can be proud of, and no longer an embarrassing shaved sasquatch, nor will it be a disgusting sexual predator.
Proof that God has NOT turned His back on this Great Nation that He Created. He Still Has A Plan For Her.
God Bless America
Land that I Love
Stand Beside Her
And Guide Her
Through the Night
With A Light
gonna sleep well tonight.
going troll hunting tomorrow.
Just woke up to the great news! The sun is a bit brighter today eh?
Just have to make one comment before I head out the door for work:
BWAAAAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA