Whoopi Goldberg told him when he was a young teen that she was going to have sex with him in ten years.
He went gay at the thought.
In fact, for a few years his pee pee was on a milk carton.
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lolololeeew
Really ? I am trying to have
my beer & ham sammich. Thanks…
At least you’re not eating roast beef.
Gorilla cookies.
https://youtu.be/5qzRSU2NWmE
BFH, That ain’t roast beef, more like beef jerky.
Ted Danson’s been showering and brushing his teeth non-stop since ’93 when he finally stopped having whoopi with Whoopi. And now that I think about anyone touching her I too must go brush my teeth and take a shower.
what the hell was wrong with ted dansen? Seeing that beast nekked woulda turned a normal man into a pillar of salt.
What do you get when you cross a pig with Whoopi Goldberg?
Nothing. There’s some things a pig will NOT do.
I wouldn’t hit that, even at gunpoint.
Good Lord! I’d rather have inter-species gorilla-sex than tap that skank
When men have erections lasting more than four hours, Doctors show them nude photos of Whoopi. Problem solved.
NO!. I started to come here from Drudge to avoid visions such as this and that BS Clinton married thing. Still surprising she was not even getting a h/t for starring in ‘Predator’. Of course her heroin addiction causing the lost of her 2 children to CPS the MSM never reports on. When they get close to that, she must deflect the issue like this. Code Word – Doogie Howser. WTF even then did you think it meant? Idiot,,, And NPH, please teach the lovely souls entrusted to you understand being raped as a child actor, requires some form of Mental Illness attention. Shame you never got or understood that.
Only alien Star Trek actor who appeared without prosthetic makeup.
Oh, Ted, you’re a handsome white man, what the fuck came over you?
Couldn’t you have taken up something less risky, like rope free rock climbing?
Whoopi Goldberg is a pedophile.
never understood the appeal of Ted Danson to females …. maybe the hair thing?
Whoopi just wanted to house his doogie. That makes her the original doogie houser.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Spot on,, the fake hair thing, the same way I endure my nuts shaved. Clits, fuck off, Kristen Bell is a talent less twat
Shouldn’t she have been arrested?
The sad thing is she and others were probably what caused him to be gay, she probably watched as some pervert hollyweird guy raped him.
Had she told me 60 years ago I may have turned; nah – puked my guts out and moved on.
A rotting corpse has more sex appeal then that repulsive creature.
Oh, I don’t know … strap on a big black dildo and she could ride me till morning!
Make it hurt, Schtuppie! Make it hurt!
If I was a dude I’d rather kill myself slowly than rut with that fugly pedophile freak. Disgusting!!
There are women worse than whoopie, think Ginsberg, Hillary, waters just to mane a few. Thank goodness I’m too old for that sex thingy. I would hate to make a choice between whoopie and a hangman’s noose.
Not worse Moochman, awful in different ways.
Conservatives ought to “Kavanaugh” her ass…..
Maybe Doogie can sue her for trama and ruining his life…..
Or even criminal charges if possible.
The comment may have turned him gay, but the act would have cleared up any confusion. That’s a man, man.