Sorry Dude, But I’m Not Upset

34 Comments on Sorry Dude, But I’m Not Upset

1. Oh, come on!

   I would prefer “Whiteskins”.

   It would fit your sarcasm better, too.

   Try.
   Harder.

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2. What’s he complaining about, they changed the name of the team or is that supposed to be a demand that the Atlanta Braves or the Kansas City Chiefs change their names now?

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3. He should have used “Crackers”, that would have been funny.

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4. I would root for that team.

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5. As a once fervent Redskins fan and season ticket holder and a former NFL fan, Washington Commies seems appropriate.
   I no longer watch.

   Piss off.

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6. Would they still have a majority of black players?

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7. T-shirt should say HONKIES.

   Or maybe WAAT DEBBULS.

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8. Indians are masters of sarcasm. My grandma could leave you laughing every time. late after pow wows it was all self-deprecating jokes. Don’t get me wrong everyone was open to the humor. All people got their turn.

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9. Yay! A team that doesn’t violate terms of parole!

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10. I bet he’d trade that shirt for something shiny.

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11. How (yes, pun intended. OMG sometimes I kill myself) now where was I?
    Oh yes, how many American Indians play professional sports. I’m not talking about being 1/1024th either.
    Tom Brady may have high cheek bones but that is just not enough. As far as his shirt I liked it but the comments above would probably make if funnier.

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12. @tctsunami — Only one that comes to mind is Jim Thorpe.

    /-:

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13. Nobody complained when most of the players were Caucasians.

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14. Last time I was on a resevation (Qualla), they were getting into pot sales and there was a liquor store on every corner in the casino zone.

    https://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article260432352.html

    …this could explain some of this.

    But not as well as the peyote of the Western tribes.

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15. Uncle Al
    SEPTEMBER 27, 2022 AT 6:05 PM
    “T-shirt should say HONKIES.

    Or maybe WAAT DEBBULS.”

    …I kind of like “gweilo” instead.

    For maximum linguistic and etymological confusion and cross-cultural appropriation.

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16. I disapprove this post.

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17. Good one, wagonburner.

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18. Bring back the Land o’ Lakes squaw!

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19. Go My T YT

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20. crackers – we white & we gonna crack yo head

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21. My favorite team! The almighty whities!
    Yea we finally have a team.

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22. I love it! I’m gonna try to find one and wear it on my trip to Detroit.

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23. I, for one, like it! Gave me a good chuckle.

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24. Personally, I think the name should have been changed to the Washington Thinskins.

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25. Team names… power, courage, honor, a highly respected adversary…. Sooo…. I suppose it’s a solid shirt… except… you don’t name the team after those who vanquished you and incidentally, took over the entire world… then gave it back! It’s kind of like winning a bet and refusing to take the winnings from the loser. Really messes with his head, not nice to do. A cause of our current problems with the BIPOC folk.

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26. Peckerwoods
    With woodywoodpecker for mascot

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27. The team nickname would be the caucs. pronounced “cocks”

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28. @ Huron SEPTEMBER 27, 2022 AT 6:11 PM

    Masters of sarcasm and outstanding judges of character. I have spent a lot of time among tribal members and they can spot a bullshitter right off.

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29. I was going to order one of those, but I didn’t have a reservation.

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30. ^^^

    Ba Dumbp bumb tiish!

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31. White liberals do not want “Social Justice” for us Injuns, they want to erase us entirely from the awareness of every race. They seek to remove every single identity that white folk thought up for us thereby redacting us from any social context.

    Liberals are the most racist patronizing bigoted motherfuckers on the planet…

    I am literally a redskin. Most white folk think I’m tragically sunburned, have HBP, or rosesachia bless their hearts. I was born looking like Hellboy. Red as a beet, hair black as coal, and pissed off enough to take scalps.

    Fact is we are the most sardonic and sarcastic of all races, minus most of the bigotry, our sense of irony is not fertile ground for stupidity. Despair perhaps but not stupidity.

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32. Our team is the Foreskins!

33. Good rhetoric would be “Whiteskins (h/t SNS);” ‘Caucasians’ not so much.

34. That aint shit. You want to see racism? Try working in an “Indian” casino. Especially the apache, those people are the most racist on the planet.

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