Some time ago, the Australian ghoul and suicide promoter Philip Nitschke, invented a machine for use in making oneself dead. He calls it the “Sarco Suicide Pod,” a futuristic gizmo the suicidal person enters. Once the lid is closed, the despairing person answers a few questions and then pushes a button to be killed by nitrogen overdose in about 30 seconds. Efficient death that supposedly feels good.
Yes, I know it sounds too bizarrely nihilistic to be real — but then, these days there is no such thing as too extreme. And indeed, the Swiss government — which permits for-pay suicide clinics — has now approved the SSP for those who want to die. From the Yahoo News story:
Switzerland has just legalized a new way to die by assisted suicide. The country’s medical review board has just given authorization for use of the Sarco Suicide Pod, which is a 3-D-printed portable coffin-like capsule with windows that can be transported to a tranquil place for a person’s final moments of life.
WTF?
Are these people watching Futurama for ideas?
Sickos.
Note to Self:
Beware of Swiss Chocolate.
How do you possibly explain that to God after you’ve killed your self in such a manner? Suicide should never be a choice. I’ve lost too many friends and acquaintances to suicide in my lifetime and I’ve never understood why. This is just another manifestation of pure evil straight from the pits of Hell.
Do you watch movies in the pod, like in Soylent Green? Gak.
I’d like to place an order:
Please deliver approximately 400 to the US Capitol and 4 to the White House. A monthly subscription rate TBD.
Should make Hillary’s job a lot easier.
I hoid the Pope’s got one on order with the optional nitrogen-filled casters so that it can be towed behind Hitler’s Kübelwagen…
Since it has windows the possibility exists you can moon the soon to depart occupant. Maybe a picture of Rosie O’Donnell naked on a swing. I’m sure these pods will fail because once the homeless figure out they can use them as shelters no one will be able to use them, who really wants to die in a pod that was used for a homeless sex orgy? Hard pass.
Does the coffin include prepaid shipping?
Hop in and show us how it works, Phil.
…sooo…we can use it to give the death penalty to Democrats, then?
…I mean, if it’s so painless and humane and all, how can they object…
I was thinking as I’m claustrophobic since I was stuck in Knox’s caves
‘gun barrel” years ago, I would need a roomier model. https://img-aws.ehowcdn.com/700x/cdn.onlyinyourstate.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Screen-Shot-2016-02-05-at-1.47.59-PM-700×422.png
I’d never use this thing because it’s probably off limits to the dirty unvacksinated.
We should pass these out in DC and market them as personal tanning beds
“Philip Nitschke, invented a machine for use in making oneself dead.”
Go ahead and test it out for us Philip, show us how it works to the bitter end.
Sorry, is it Philip Nitschke or Friedrich Nietzsche?
…They seem kinda philosophically similar…
The advances in technology are amazing. Just think of all the lives this will save…..
*Must show your up to date vaccine card before delivery.
Just a half-assed invention.
Why not add an auger attachment so you can burrow and bury yourself after your nitrogen nap.
Looking for ideas for the perfect Christmas gift?
Now, in time for the holidays,comes The Suicide Pod!
Send them to all your “friends” at the Capitol and WH.
Don’t forget those hard to buy for members of the WHO, the FDA, the CDC and all the globalists of the WEF.
But wait! That’s not all! Buy one now,and and we will send you two! Just pay additional shipping and handling charges.
…I’ve worked with Nitrogen pretty extensively in the food business.
It beats being hung, I suppose, but its still suffocation.
You can breathe just fine, but you’re very aware that something is wrong as confusion increases, your heart speeds up, and you lose control of your body.
But that’s with SOME oxygen mixed in, just not enough. We never lost anyone, but folks that had an issue didn’t describe it as painless, and were pretty freaked out when they recovered.
…that said, I doubt this suicide booth has a purge function, so…
…better have someone standing by to take up your coffin, though, or the next person that finds it will steal all your shit off your body, cut off your fingers to get thr rings, and take off in your car afterwards, so you’ll have made ONE person happy anyway, congrats…
If not satisfied you can return it for 100% refund.
“Does the coffin include prepaid shipping?”
Doesn’t matter. Just put the whole thing on your credit card. Financial debt is for the living.
SOYLANT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!
Does it accept credit cards?
Suicide doesn’t need to be easier. Most problems are temporary and can be resolved if you just deal with them instead of taking the cowards way out. Many times they aren’t even as bad as your mind makes them out to be. If it’s super easy though, your teenage and young adult suicides will go WAAAAAY up.
Hormonal kids tend to get emotional.
In my experience, most kids wanted to be found alive or talked out of it. One time a young gal used an over the counter common med to make a gesture and got all reconciled and happy later, only to find out she had successfully killed herself by destroying her liver, it was just kind of a delayed action thing with a REALLY painful end.
Over stupid shit.
People who REALLY want to leave us have no problem doing so now. I knew a cop who left instructions for his dog being taken care of, then ate his gun. This one guy laid down on the railroad tracks and stayed there until removed in sections when his car with the note in it was found the next day. I could go on, its not rare.
Its also not hard.
If you’re gonna kill yourself, which is the ultimate act of cowardice that sends you directly to hell, go kill youself. What matters
(Cont)
What matters pain if you’re killing youself, it ain’t gonna hurt long if you do it right, not NEARLY as much as the flames of hell will.
But to be a coward enough to kill youself, AND be such a coward you want someone ELSE to make it easy and pleasant FOR you, words don’t express that level of cowardice you’ve achieved, congrats, you’re a total loser in life and in death, can’t kill yourself out of hell, so good luck with that…
…futurama called it…
https://youtu.be/EbmQxZkSswI
Wheel thousands of them to Washington DC.
Don’t want the jab? OK, into the pod you go.
Doubles as a maga escape pod, beam me up Scotty, Oh my.
Deliver a few thousand to DC.
I can think of more than a few politicians I’d like to offer a test-drive to.
…by the way, people shit and piss themselves when they die. Sphincter control is difficult for dead people to do.
I guess the plan is to just bury them in this removable “coffin” after slopping them around in thier own juices for a bit when you drive it to its final destination?
…that’s some dying with dignity right there, that is…/s
Similar, but pricier:
https://www.aerospace-technology.com/projects/blackfly-ultralight-aircraft/
Looks like one of those Bullet blenders. Hmmm….
who needs nitrogen, just let one rrrip
If you’re White and want to die, just go for a walk wearing a “Confederate” flag patch on any road named after Martin Luther King Jr., or anyplace with “heights” in its name.
Someone will oblige your death desire shortly.
Anonydouche. Troll on.
Could you imagine standing in front of God and he asks you what you did with your life?
Your answer would have to be: I ended it.
A sandwich sign a la Bruce Willis in Harlem here should do it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDnvXAkMnx8
A suicide machine needs approval?
That’s pretty fuckin dumb.
Even for the Swiss.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …