Breitbart:
A Texas mother gave birth to a hospital-record-setting baby boy who weighed in at nearly 15 pounds.
“It doesn’t matter how big he is, I’m so blessed,” said Jennifer Medlock, mother of the 14 pound, 13 ounce Ali. “I was like ‘Omg really’– I don’t think it even registered.”
Doctors at Arlington Memorial Hospital delivered the baby boy via C-section on December 12. They reported that the mother experienced a healthy pregnancy. However, Ali spent one week in the NICU due to low blood sugar and low platelettes, CBSDFW reported.
Jennifer and her husband Eric Medlock anticipated that Ali would be a big baby after their previous child, Annabelle, weighed in at nine pounds, 10 ounces when delivered. more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw2WqvbDt5g
His mother complained about a rash she developed from his beard while nursing the lad.
I consider myself a pretty steady hand, but I’d bet the screams that must have come out of that delivery room would have rattled any man.
“Ali”? Why not Mongo?
Erections have consequences. . .
Probably had a steady diet of ice cream and pecan pie during gestation from the looks of everything.
Everything is bigger in Texas
Let’s wait a few years when this baby is eating you out of house and home before talking about being “blessed” with a 15 lb baby
@gin blossom
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this baby was a C-Section. Otherwise, he would have turned the birth canal into a birth estuary
Ali? Are we talking a politically correct naming game here?
What’s wrong with Bill, or George, anything but Ali.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4
@ Callmelennie
At her husbands insistence!
Annabelle not withstanding, they are on the path to early death with all that lard flopping around. I would guess that A’belle will catch up, due to the excellent example being displayed by her morbidly obese parents……. no self control?
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
@ Crackerbaby—I was thinking same. Fat parents and he’s already obese on day 1. Super cute but headed for tragedy.
C-section, eh? Probably best. Because you sure don’t want Michael Moore cannonballin’ out of your woo woo!
Nah, with all that flab being so malleable the kid could have slid out of there like an octopus escaping a milk bottle.
One more pound and they could have named him Brunswick Kingpin Medlock.
I still remember hearing some poor woman screaming bloody murder like they were ripping her toenails out just down the hall at the hospital when my wife and I had our first child, a son back in 1n 1982.
This kid is already diabetic.
His nickname should be Brimley.
I’m betting he’ll sweat sweet Crisco if he ever exerts himself.
I think the baby ate its twin
Everything is bigger in texas…
I think we will need another
“father stitch” in that wazoo…
May this baby be a blessing to his family for many years. May he know the wisdom and love of God. May he be compassionate and generous to those around him. May he live long and prosper even as his soul prospers.
My Son was 16lbs @birth
He had 8 lb testicles, he was 1/2 nuts
Doctor: “Nurse, bring me a turkey leg, STAT!”
Ali? I already don’t like the parents or the kid. Well, that’s just me. Why not stick a turban on the kid and call it good, stick a fake beard on the kid while you’re at it. Sheesh…..WTF!