KFI: Ahh, Florida Man… Where would news outlets like ours be without your wacky (and occasionally disturbing) adventures? In fact, 2019 was a banner year for Florida man, with residents in the state doing their best to uphold its reputation for oddball stories.
Thanks to Florida’s wide-open Government laws (and the fact it’s the nation’s third largest state by population), all government records, including photos and videos produced by a public agency, must be easily acceptable by the public (there are a few narrow exceptions to this law). The Government in the Sunshine Act passed in 1967, is largely responsible for the widely-published photos of people who do crazy things.
#10 – Florida Teen Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Hire Hitman.
read more
Not all Florida men are that dumb or bad.
Check this guy out:
https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/12/19/florida-man-pays-off-utility-bills/
.
This was also a good one…
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/25/florida-man-caught-on-camera-pooping-in-strangers-driveway/
And let’s not forget about the Florida women:
https://youtu.be/e8CL6-27HuA
.
Hold off on the list, the year’s not over yet!
Excellent point. There are still several days left in 2019, and plenty of stupid to go around.
It’s easier to live in the sunshine than in the snow, so a lot of elderly people migrated to the Sunshine State.
Along the way, the lower levels of our society figured out it’s easier to live a goofball life in the sunshine. So they migrated to Florida.
The VERY lowest levels of our society have figured this out regarding San Francisco and Los Angeles. They also figured out California pays 800.00 dollars per month to each street person, plus food stamps, plus medical care, among other benefits. So they migrated to the Golden State, making it America’s New Delhi.
“Florida Man Disguised as Spider-Man Steals Liquor and Cigarettes”
Shouldn’t that be “Spider-Man Steals Liquor and Cigarettes in Florida”?
God bless Florida Man!
Florida Man: Women, wine, and wegiswation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD9LEPML8uk