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The Slappiest Place On Earth

Drunken, naked brawl breaks out at Disney World in wild scene.

NYP: A “Jerry Springer”-style brawl broke out at Disney World between a pair of drunken, naked sisters, culminating in the duo tussling in the bushes after one slipped on the other’s vomit, according to court papers. more h/t joe6pak

44 Comments on The Slappiest Place On Earth

  1. Syka Blyat FEBRUARY 16, 2022 AT 4:19 PM
    Pics, or it didn’t happen.
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    Yeah. Looks like the only way we can see them is to find their booking pics. But maybe they didn’t make it that far if they weren’t pressing charges? Need the timing/order of these events.

    “Both women were arrested for misdemeanor domestic violence, battery, and disorderly intoxication. The state’s attorney’s office declined to pursue criminal charges. Each of the sisters, who didn’t sustain any injuries, also requested the other not be prosecuted.”

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  2. 𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣’𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙡, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙…

    Oh, yeah? I’m supposed to believe The Rat doesn’t have video cams 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 recording 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? Fat chance!

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  3. @ Cate FEBRUARY 16, 2022 AT 4:34 PM

    You got that shit about right. Their bread is fantastic, their dairy products even better and their soups can be out of this world. Give the bastards a prime rib roast and they will throw it in a pot of water and boil it until it is a uniform shade of grey throughout and unfit for human consumption. But their oatmeal is crazy good.

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  4. Hmmmm, I went to the link, and all the pics show nothing but white people with diapers on their faces. Either the two sisters were from the Southside of Chicago, or the white ghettos of America. This would be a good one to see on Tommy’s Garage. He has a bigot segment on his show – “Guess the Race.” I didn’t see any names posted, usually that’s a dead giveaway as to what race.

    Tommy’s Garage (very funny comedy hour – they’re conservatives)

    https://rumble.com/vupimx-it-takes-18-wheels-to-flatten-the-curve-.html

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  5. “…a pair of drunken, naked sisters, culminating in the duo tussling in the bushes after one slipped on the other’s vomit…”

    …this isn’t a news story. It’s a leak of the story pitch for “Frozen 3”!

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  6. “Disney didn’t have video of the brawl…”

    Bullshit.

    The Most Orwellian Place On Earth has video of EVERYTHING, from the time you get off the plane to the time you vacate your hugely overpriced “themed” closet posing as a hotel room, if for no other reason than to make sure you have only full-priced licensed Disney merch from the park ’cause The Mouse is pretty jealous of his IPs, and also to make sure you don’t get too hansy with the princesses and actually find the, eh, “your prince has come” instead…

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  7. (To the tune of “Let It Go”)

    “The flash light’s bright on the drunks tonight
    No decorum to be seen
    A kingdom of drunk tourists
    And it looks like I’m the queen

    The bile is howling like this swirling storm inside
    Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I’ve tried

    Don’t let them cuff, don’t let them see
    If they try to frisk you, take a pee
    Conceal your booze, don’t let them know
    Well, now they know

    Let it go, let it go
    Can’t hold it back anymore
    Let it go, let it go
    Turn and vomit on the floor,

    I don’t care on who I spray,
    Let the chunks fly forth,

    The smell never bothered me anyway”
    -theme for “Frozen 3”

    …it totally works…

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  8. Seriously, Disney Parks take your money and are complete assholes to you once they have it, even charging for a sight line for the fireworks and chasing you around if you dare stop to look.

    Fuck those bastards.

    Don’t go.

    I’d puke on them myself if I had a chance.

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  9. My favorite Disney sentiment, from somewhere on the Internet…

    “I have 2 last wishes:

    1) I want my remains scattered at Disney World.

    2) I DON’T want to be cremated.”

    …THAT’s something I’d like to see…

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  10. grayjohn FEBRUARY 16, 2022 AT 5:56 PM

    I have never been to a Disney park. I am the only person I know that hasn’t and I intend to keep it that way.
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    Well, since your sample is so low, add mine to that list. 100% increase!

    I suppose you can purposely ignore me to keep your intention. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  11. For the cost of taking your family to Disney World for a week, you can take them to the real Ireland and actually have a real experience. Disney sucks! I’ve never been and I’ve never taken my children or grandkids. Too many rude foreigners and ghetto trash there. Visit foreigners where they live as they are usually too busy with their daily lives to mess with you.

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  12. @Hambone February 16, 2022 at 9:59 pm

    > For the cost of taking your family to Disney World for a week, you can take them to the real Ireland and actually have a real experience.

    > Too many rude foreigners and ghetto trash there.

    Come to Ireland! All the rude foreigners and ghetto trash! At half the price!

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  13. Disney quit being a family friendly place shortly after Walt died. It’s an industrial scale money making machine who’s roots spread everywhere. They’re as woke and PC as anyone too.

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