National Christmas tree falls DOWN. Perfectly summing up Joe Biden’s presidency.
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A clear sign.
Was the tree going up the stairs of air force one?….maybe riding a bicycle or giving a speech at the Air Force Academy?…
Even Nature abhors him.
Burning to the ground like this dumpster fire administration would be even more appropriate.
Perfect analogue for the Biden Administration.
…let’s hope this tree abuse means the Ents have had enough of his shit…
https://youtu.be/Iw0jwrWqOKI?si=tgJiUFDRlBaObBzu
The guy and his people can’t do anything right! It’s a wonder they know how to wipe their own asses. Wait. Joe doesn’t.
Did it trip over a sand bag??
I wish it could held out till Thursday after the 3 2 1 lights on, then timberer.
Hopefully it’s a sign their ‘great empire’ is about to FALL.
Spokesperson from the Clinton Foundation said that it was “A Robbery gone
Bad”
It preferred suicide to the prospect of Jill Biden “decorating” it.
Apparently this tree was a stand in for the first tree which was infected with a massive fungal infection. It was removed and the second tree committed suicide or something.
AN evil wind – An unharmonious & simultaneous fart from the entire cast of the DC plantation-the only time they are united.
“Break” for it indeed….
“The tree is currently trying to be propped up by a crane.”
Begrudgingly, at best. Not cooperating – and I don’t blame it! It’s probably afraid Joe is going to come out and sniff and fondle it.
The park service decided to break tradition after last year’s tree, planted on Oct. 30, 2021, was removed on Nov. 11 after developing a fungal disease. The new tree has been cut down and placed in the park, instead of planting a new tree.
As I said in the earlier Christmas tree story:
“There was a funny ad campaign a few years back, and the theme was settlers settling for less. I reckon that’s where we are in Biden’s America. Toolbags lost in space, tankers in the drink, and trees that won’t stand straight, but nobody died, so let’s just laugh about it, because what else can we do?”
Let’s review, shall we? The White House Christmas tree has been around for my entire 68 years without incident. Joey fucked it up.
Last year he took heat for hanging only 6 stockings for the grandkids, ignoring his bastard granddaughter Navy, his 7th granddaughter, the bastard child of Hunter and a stripper.
Solution? Add a seventh stocking?
No.
No stockings for any grandchildren.
Then one night in desperation
The young tree breaks away
It buys a gun, steals a car
Tries to run, but it didn’t get far
…And its mama cries
Anybody who can fuck up christmas this badly should not run our foreign policy, rebuild our infrastructure, dictate what type of cars we drive or what sort of stoves we have.
I look forward to his funeral. I need somewhere to piss.
It’s dead, Jim
“… the wind blew it down” … wasn’t that the same excuse they uses when the Pedo in Chief fell up the stairs of AF-1?
… &, yes PHenry … No stockings for any grandchildren” is typical ‘progressive’ groupthink …. what do we do when one person ‘effs up? … no soup for everyone!
The Christmas tree committed an act of insurrection by falling down, an act of defiance – aided and abetted by the wind (A weaponized asset of the FBI?). No justice. The tree is destined to become bonfire fuel.
Seriouly, this is the twisted mindset of the traitorous Biden clan
– offened by any preceived opposition.
“The tree is currently trying to be propped up by a crane.”
…just like Pedo is being propped up by the media.
Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
The Christmas tree was just biden its time before it keeled over. If biden’s Christmas tree fell over did anyone see or hear it fall.
@SNS
Nature abhors Biden because he is a vacuum. Nuthin’ there.