This is a love song to Earth… so, it’s not for you – IOTW Report

This is a love song to Earth… so, it’s not for you

Earth responded and said, “this song sucks, it sounds gay. I prefer Zeppelin.”Screen Shot 2015-09-06 at 11.56.25 PMScreen Shot 2015-09-06 at 11.54.31 PM

Performers include Bon Jovi, Paul McCartney, Sheryl Crow, Fergie and Natasha Bedingfield, none of who pursue money and possessions, I can assure you. They would totally be cool with swapping my financial portfolio with their own.

Screw these people. If they were told they would have to either live like a lower middle-class person or wipe out an entire species of animal in order to retain their current lifestyle, their would be a lot of dead blue whales washing up on shore.

21 Comments on This is a love song to Earth… so, it’s not for you

  1. “Screw these people. If they were told they would have to either live like a lower middle-class person or wipe out an entire species of animal in order to retain their current lifestyle, their would be a lot of dead blue whales washing up on shore.”

    (and…. name your species/ameba…)

    Truer words cannot be spoken.

  2. Good grief. These “people” have been parasitizing society for decades. I think I have every Paul McCartney album before the Ebony and Ivory song. See, I was suckered! His music used to be fun. Now it’s just dull. Paul has declined morally as well. I think it’s from not eating meat anymore…what a moron… I do have to admit, the Wings Over America concert in 1976 at the Cow Palace in SF was an amazing trip for a 20 year old kid from rural Oregon.

  3. I bet they all giggled themselves silly when the goddess Kali was projected on the empire state building recently especially since it was commissioned in order to summon Kali to help with pollution and environmental destruction.

    Stupid valid worthless chuckleheads–every last one of them.

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