Trump says he will close the border and deport undesirables – Why am I not supposed to vote for that? – IOTW Report

Trump says he will close the border and deport undesirables – Why am I not supposed to vote for that?

Sunday, 13 September 2015, 19:00 BFH Uncategorized 32

Closing the border and tossing out undesirables is the most attractive selling point a candidate could offer me in 2016.

People are going to have to do a lot better than Viralmozo in order to convince me Trump is a stupid choice.

This is supposed to be funny, but at the end the author says, “Please don’t allow Trump to become president.”

This Is What Will Happen If Donald Trump Wins The Election

-Chipotle Prices Go Through The Roof

Let’s face it, getting Mexican food into the U.S. (or finding people to make it) is going to be challenging with all the new immigration laws. Not only will the prices go through the roof but Trump will likely force all Mexican restaurants to put walls or fences up around their establishment.

-The Re-naming of Air Force One to Hair Force One

-A Vice President Reality Show Will Be Born

What better way to find your Vice President then by hosting your own reality show. In true Apprentice style, they can compete in various tasks with the winner being the next Vice President!

-The Trump Casino and White House

There is no doubt in my mind that the egotistical real estate tycoon would re-name The White House to The Trump House (or maybe he will go back to the classic Trump Castle). Not only that, but I am guessing he would add a few new features such as a few high roller suites, and of course, a rocking Casino.

– The Introduction of the Trump Trillion Dollar Bill

– Macy’s Would Be Forced To Close

After Macy’s dropped Trump (and rightfully so), you can expect Trump to retaliate. Perhaps, it will be an in-depth investigation by the IRS…

-Protecting The Canadian Border

Although Trump has specifically stated that he will not build a wall along the Canadian border, it is entirely possible that the Canadians will build a wall to keep Americans out. Let’s face it, after electing Trump as President, could you blame them for taking this precaution?

-The USA Would Sue The World

Trump is known for flexing his legal strength and has been involved in numerous lawsuits. Therefore, we wouldn’t be surprised if the new POTUS would take this strategy to the rest of the world.

Canada isn’t sharing their freshwater? Sue those hockey loving hosers.

A British person made fun of Trump? Sue the Queen.

Germany let in Syrian refugees? Sue the Germans!

Pretty much the entire world would be tied up in ridiculous litigation, compliments of President Trump.

-Hybrid Cars Will Be Banned

Come on, climate change doesn’t exist (right?) and hybrid cars are simply not manly enough for the new President. As such, those pesky fuel efficient cars will no longer be considered street legal.

-Facts Will Be Banned From All Schools

Sure, there are a few schools that ban Science books (probably the same people that don’t believe in climate change) but The Donald is going to take it one step further and make sure all facts are banned in school.

The reasoning for this is simple. President Trump simply does not believe in facts. Well, at least that is what it seems like when you listen to him talk.

~snip~

This senseless and humorless tripe goes on and on. But before anyone says that this can simply be dismissed as bad satire, one must see this PJ MEDIA article that sounds a lot like this moron’s comedy but was printed in all seriousness. (PJ MEDIA, you are officially on iOTWreport probation.)

IF TRUMP WINS AMERICA LOSES

If Trump were to win, he would certainly need to act on his signature issue, which is mass deportation of illegal immigrants. Across the nation, businesses, neighborhoods, homes and churches would be subject to raids by federal agents seeking to find and arrest the intruders. To facilitate the round-up, the creation of networks of paid informers would no doubt prove invaluable, as would a national-citizen identification system, both of which, without question, would remain part of the American political landscape forever afterwards. Those ferreted out would probably end up gathered in reeking collection facilities resembling those that the federal government established for those displaced by Hurricane Katrina, before being forcibly packed en masse into buses and dumped off, with or without their American-citizen children, on the southern side of the border.

Message here – NOTHING CAN BE DONE ABOUT ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. THAT”S AN AMERICAN WIN!

Trump could also be expected to act on his number-two priority, which is to launch a trade war against China, Japan, and all other foreign countries of economic consequence. As it did during the last depression, such a trade war would wreck the world economy, throwing millions of Americans out of work and into the arms of federal welfare agencies.

Message here – NOTHING CAN BE DONE ABOUT UNFAIR TRADE DEFICITS. THAT’S AN AMERICAN WIN!

In foreign policy, Trump offers a combination of populist-driven isolationist retreat and populist-driven macho bluster. He would also present a loutish face to the world that would be the supreme delight of anti-American propagandists everywhere, and which they would, without question, exploit with great effectiveness. Taken individually, each of these vices of a Trump administration’s international relations — cowardice, stupidity, and ugliness — would be quite harmful. Taken together, they could lead to the complete disintegration of the Western alliance.

Message here- DON’T GIVE ANTI-AMERICAN PROPAGANDISTS SOMETHING TO WORK WITH because without trump they will like us… or something.

AND A LOUTISH AMERICA WILL CAUSE THE WESTERN ALLIANCE TO TURN TO… something somewhere.

A gestapo nation, a global depression, increased public dependency, total government takeover of health care, the suppression of entrepreneurship, the complete collapse of America’s world leadership: this is what a Trump administration has to offer. A Republican Party that foisted such disaster on the nation would never live it down.

If Trump loses the election, it will be a debacle. If he wins, it will be a catastrophe. His nomination must be prevented at all costs.

If PJ Media continues to publish this clownfart, Robert Zubrin, PJ Media is dead to iOTWreport.

There are few sites left, people.

 

ht/ magnum

 

 

 

 

 

 

32 Comments on Trump says he will close the border and deport undesirables – Why am I not supposed to vote for that?

  1. You might not want to vote for an empty campaign promise. Oh, I think that’s what he wants to do, and if elected he’ll give it all he’s got, but doing it in the face of major (despicable) opposition will be very, very difficult.

    I guess “empty campaign promise” is not fair. But you do have to believe he will be able to accomplish what he promises. I’m not so sure about that.

  2. The Introduction of the Trump Trillion Dollar Bill

    As opposed to the libtards claiming this was a good idea. (HuffPoo link, sorry.)

    Perhaps, it will be an in-depth investigation [of Macy’s] by the IRS…

    But using the taxing authority to harass and intimidate your political opponents is good!

    If Trump were to win, he would certainly need to act on his signature issue, which is mass deportation of illegal immigrants. Across the nation, businesses, neighborhoods, homes and churches would be subject to raids by federal agents seeking to find and arrest the intruders.

    Yes, I do believe that’s what the law says. And as long as they have a lawful warrant, what’s the problem; your laundry won’t get done and your lawn won’t get manicured?

  3. ” your laundry won’t get done and your lawn won’t get manicured?”

    I don’t need either. I’ve never had Mexicans come work for me. I’ve had them come ask me for work, but I didn’t want any of my personal property to go missing. What they do here mostly is get busted for growing pot. There isn’t a day that goes by where the Feds haven’t busted pot growers and they’re all illegals from Mexico.

    I’m voting for Trump and so is DH. Got anyone better?

  10. Anchor babies are not the intention or correct reading of the 14th Amendment.

    Here is the author of the 14th Amendment – Senator Jacob M. Howard (MI) who introduced the proposed amendment in 1866 – “I have offered is simply declarity of what I regard as the law of the land already, that every person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law, a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons.”

  12. So yesterday that dumb shit Rand Paul says that a 2 term Governor that know how to manage job growth is stepping down and mean while Trump the “Reality TV Star” is still in the race. Obviously this will be the GOP’s battle cry as they all pile on.
    It seems to me his own statement would eliminate Rand Paul as a candidate. Along with Rubio, Carson, Cruz and a few others.

    Trump International employees 22,450 people. They’re bigger than UPS.
    Here’s how there business units break down:

    Trump Subsidiaries:
    Miss Universe Organization
    Trump Golf
    Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts, Inc.
    Trump International Hotel & Tower
    Trump International Realty
    Trump Sales & Leasing Residential Real Estate
    Trump Brands:
    Donald J. Trump Signature Collection
    MISS TEEN USA
    MISS UNIVERSE
    MISS USA
    Trump Home
    Trump Ice
    Trump International Hotel
    Trump International Hotel & Tower
    Trump International Hotel & Tower Toronto
    Trump International Realty
    Trump SoHo
    Waikiki Beach Walk

    I looked for capitalization numbers and couldn’t find them unless I paid $100.00.
    To be clear, Donald Trump built this. You need to laugh at the qualifications of the rest of the candidates when you realize what this man has achieved and the infrastructure and team he has built.
    Donald Trump is NOT just a good “stick it to the GOP establishment” candidate. He maybe the only guy around that can actually save our country. I think Ted Cruz knows this and is looking for a VP spot.

  17. “So, you’re OK with DaDon using Barky’s unconstitutional power techniques because you agree with the goal?”

    He doesn’t have to. All he has to do is enforce the laws that we already have. Contrary to popular belief, deportation isn’t a new concept. It’s been part of our immigration enforcement policy for over 60 years.

  19. We are being beaten over our heads with DC politics for thinking outside THE box. We will be slapped, gut punched -repeatedly, kicked, our hair pulled, spit at, screamed at, bullied, stabbed, shot between the eyes, called every name but your white (or Black) Mama, shoved, poked, axed, burned and don’t look but probably digitally smeared with some bodily substance. All this because we dare to want our country back.

    I’m ready!

  21. If PJ Media continues
    Those poorly reasoning libertarians lost me years ago when they accepted man-given rights like fucking homo “marriage.” Truly the height of arrogance.
    Can’t wait til they shake their collective fist and declare, “If we can just get the Sharia’ out of the government business.”
    Feckless Fuqtards

  23. I’m sick of this argument. Kick out the illegals and thousands of jobs go unfilled. Then cut off welfare to able-bodied people who can then go fill those jobs. Problem solved and you save millions in the process through reduced welfare payments.

  24. I heard Chris Wallace this morning state say Bobby Jindal stated Trump is destroying the GOP. Or something to that effect. That has been stated by others before him.

    In my view the two men most responsible for destroying the GOP are Boehner and McConnell.

    If they had integrity, a back bone and did what they said they would do when campaigning – Trump would not be the Star he currently is. Mostly all Trump is saying he will do what those two promised to do and did not, they did the opposite. If Trump gets elected hopefully he will do what he is promising.

  28. Not a big fan of Trump. He’s an egomaniacal blowhard born with a silver spoon up his ass. That being said, Trump could not possibly be any worse than what we have now. The only way I would ever vote for him is if his name is on the ballot…

  29. Not only that, but PJM lost me
    the last election cycle when
    ÜberFührer Roger L. Simon kept saying

    1) Romney is the only electable candidate
    2) the Primaries were “over” after the first 2 or 3 states voted
    3) those who called out Romney’s RINO positions needed mental help

    There are a few good folks who blog there…whom I read elsewhere.

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