PatriotRetort: There’s an article in the LA Times about the Hillary campaign’s attempt to combat her sheer detestability by having Hillary recount stories of her early years.
The article has this quote from Hillary’s communications director:
“Americans don’t know the first 35 years of her life. And that’s not what happens with most candidates,” said Jennifer Palmieri, the campaign’s communications director. “They don’t emerge on the national scene without you understanding where they came from. So we thought it was important: Let’s go all the way back to what originally motivated her.”
In other words, “Let’s see if we can get people to like Hillary for who she was before she became this loathsome creature who stands before you today.”
No thanks Hillary, don’t need to know who you were. As everyone should know by now it’s a “what you’ve done lately” world.
She’s telling people how the comet that destroyed the dinosaurs was caused by a video.
Grandma, tell us how you turned $1000 into $100,000 in the cattle futures market without you doing any actual trades?
ROTFLMFAO!
This cause is hopeless. Hillary was born a prig with a stick up her ass.
Now that she’s willing to speak about her past, it will be interesting to see what she can and can’t “recall.”
Aww…how sweet…
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-1989-0322-506,_Adolf_Hitler,_Kinderbild_retouched.jpg
Even this tyke, too!
http://www2.dsu.nodak.edu/users/dmeier/Holocaust/Hitler99.jpg
WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE, HOW HITLER TURNED OUT?!?!?
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They asked the same question about “Baby Jane”.
“Let me tell you what Hillary was like in elementary school” is kinda desperate.”
I can imagine what she was like. She was like these girls that use to seek out the most ugliest girl in school and pick on them, berate them, bully them, and start rumors about them. Yes, we had one such girl like that in grade school. I’ll tell you the gruesome story, if you don’t like horrific stories read no further.
Melissa came from a family of 2 girls and 1 boy. Her father was a real estate agent in our small town and her mother stayed at home. She wore the finest clothing, lived in a nice house, sang in the choir. Her youngest sister was just like her. Her older brother who was in the same grade as my brother and they went to school together. Fast forward about 10 years, Melissa’s younger sister cut her mother up into pieces and burned her in the fireplace. Melissa came home to the scene and was attacked by her sister. The year following, her brother was found dead in Golden Gate Park, he was a transvestite and worked for a strip club called Finnochios in San Francisco.
I tell you this story because no one knows what anyone was like in elementary school. We had no idea that Melissa’s family was so screwed up. Looking at Hillary and her past clear up to today, it’s filled with murder, sexual scandals, lies, booze, skulduggery, on and on. Obama’s childhood doesn’t seem to fair any better either. Yes, it’s a desperate attempt to try to portray an evil person as some kind of angel, and not the rigid person they are.
Did Hillary’s early years prepare her to be more personally offended by Gov. Huckabee’s remark on obama’s Iran deal than she was when her husband Bill was getting BJ from a young intern in the oval office?
Yeah, and Medusa was cute and lovable before snakes sprouted out of her scalp.
She is five months older than I am. We lived four or five miles apart – she in toney Park Ridge & me in Chicago proper. I’d LOVE to hear about her Park Ridge Princess childhood. I caddied at Park Ridge Country Club. Park Ridge was always upper middle class and is even a decent place to live today.
She’s a Wellesey alumnus – so was Madame Chiag Kai Shek – or as Truman called her “Madame Cash My Check”. There is Hilary’s model – a dragon lady married to a no-character weak womanizer.
C’mon, homey Hilary – tell me your “growing up” story – I’m dying to hear the fable.
(As an aside, Harrison Ford also went to Maine East HS in Park Ridge)
Can she prove that she was ever younger. If so, where is the exoskeleton after she molted?
If they have trouble coming up with anything, maybe Brian Williams can join the campaign as a consultant.
On a related matter, I still think Chelsea looks more like Web Hubbel with every passing day…
More likely another type of “stick” in another orifice (much higher up).
By all means Hill, tell everyone about how your father tied a rancid pork chop ’round your neck so the neighborhood maggots, cockroaches and rats would be attracted to you…..
When Shillary was an infant she would have been classified as a Newt and lived in the water with the other salamanders. Then she evolved to the amphibian adult stage which is what she is today capable of living in either water or on land! Hence the gills on either side of her ankles which today are more commonly known
as crankles! Her nickname growing up was: ‘Creature from the Black Lagoon’!
She’s written a letter to daddy and sent it to Hell below….
I can see Killary cooking a canary and feeding it to a sister.
I wish she would Die, Die My Darling.
Enough about the very distant past Mrs Clinton, can we talk about the blood on your hands of four American heroes that died in Benghazi?
LOL. Love the reference,though I’d like to see America do to her what Bette Davis did to Joan Crawford when Davis caught Crawford (who in her paralyzed state managed to climb down the stairs and make a phone call to warn her doctor that Davis was batshit crazy)
Spoiler alert: Davis kicked the living snot out of Crawford over and over again while taking her how much she hated her.
Hee hee. I would like to see happen to Killary what Jewel Mayhew did to her husband in ‘Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte’.
A candidate that, whose exposure to the public is limited because: The more people see of her her the more they hate her.
She is a truly loathsome power mad professional door-mat
I bet she was a lot quieter in the Pupae stage.
And I bet the reason Bill had sex with everybody BUT her is that like her other, lesser Mantis cousins she she kills and cannibalizes those who mate with her.
Ah, but *spoiler alert*
Bette’ Davis’ character Baby Jane wasn’t the villain. It was Joan Crawford’s Blanche.
It is astounding how seamlessly Killary’s face is chopped. My husband had to really look to see that it wasn’t BD. And the movie make-up is so over-the-top. Funny that her normal face works perfectly.
I’m kinda feeling sorry for poor Melissa right now. You sure that’s the analogy you meant to use here?