Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance
Disorder (TURD)?
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.
TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior,
first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in
severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden
bouts of rage, rioting and uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept
that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United
States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a
shocking and unexpected outcome.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
* Membership in the Democratic Party
* Identifying as a Feminist
* Currently enrolled in college and/or in possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
* Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
* Massive student debt
* Spotty or non-existent work history
Some studies have shown TURD can effect people who agree with 95% of Trump’s policies but somehow have hypnotized themselves into believing Trump is a progressive, much like how transgenders delude themselves into thinking they are a different sex.
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment and dangerous in large
groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from
their hive-mind support apparatus. They cannot begin the process of
accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and
irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek
treatment. Together we can beat this scourge and Make America Great Again
ht/ Bubba
DNR.Withdraw life support.
It turns out that the most effective treatment for this disorder is to enroll the sufferers in a new movement (no pun intended) called “Forward Looking Unifiers Seeking Harmony”.
That’s right – the best cure for TURD is FLUSH.
Maybe they should whine until they get ExLax provided free thru bammycare
What is “GIRD?”
GIRD is a condition that cause moron bloggers to make TYPOS. (No Known Cure) – bfh
Vietvet
I believe they need to “Willingly Identify Poor Ethics” in their candidates before they can FLUSH.
I’m laughing so much I’m 😭!
@Bad_Brad: Thee only problem with that is that they lack any True Purpose for their Ambitious Social Services.
Nothing that a plunger, sometimes some Drano, can’t fix.
Vietvet,
Judging by your call on TP ASS, you over estimate the average I.Q. of a TURD. Why just yesterday Maxine Waters found out Taco Bell is not the Mexican phone company.
This condition will be in the next DSM for sure! Diagnodtic and Statistical Manual for Mental Diseases.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@Bad_Brad: That’s not surprising at all. I heard she still thinks that asphalt is bowel trouble.
Vietvet, during the IOTW victory cruise, you, Tommy, and I, are going to have a blast at the bar.