The communist’s death was a boon for capitalism.
Sentir Cubano waited for this moment.
For more than a decade, the small shop near Little Havana that sells Cuban groceries and souvenirs has been patiently marketing a prized item: a party kit celebrating the death of Fidel Castro.
The “Viva Cuba Libre” kit retails for $24.99 and includes a bottle of non-alcoholic apple cider labeled “Open only when Castro dies,” toilet paper emblazoned with the former dictator’s face, and a T-shirt that reads “Muerto el perro, se acabo la rabia” ( “When the dog dies, the rabies go away.”)
Sold separately: bottles of “Burn in Hell, Fidel” hot sauce.
Fidel toilet paper
On Saturday, with Castro finally dead after years of false alarms, owner Maria Vazquez said she sold 120 kits in the shop and more online. Her business, always strong on Thanksgiving weekend, soared 50 percent.\more
ht/ rob e.
Fuck Castro for the moment. Has anyone in IOTW heard from Greetings from Yonkers recently?
I thought he died 20 years ago
And fuck Geraldo Rivera too.
Great stocking stuffers for your libtard relatives or neighbors.
i have the toilet paper with obama on it
Matty,
All of my toilet paper winds up with obama on it.
I wouldn’t wipe my ass with that Commie Bastard.
Same goes for Castro!
true that sfm
I was thinking that exact same thing too Moe Tom about GFY-I wonder if her head just exploded from her job?
For Castro- is that TP a welcome home gift?