Democratic National Convention Schedule
Saturday, 27 August 2016
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Dead Broke”
Hillary Clinton
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!
Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
Invitation-only $10,000 donation Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
Floor Vote on praising Baltimore rioters and using the terminology:
“Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend it’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
8:30am Happy Hour, 2 for one percent. Sponsored by Bernie Sanders.
3 PM, Beauty seminar by Debbie Wasserman Schultz
I initially thought this was an onion-esque article until I saw the flag burning ceremony and then I knew it was real.
Don’t forget the seminar on “networking the network: how to meet and great while raising cash for the Clintons or it’s not pedophile rape when it’s on your own privately owned island”.
LMAO!
No time alloted to boo God? I guess that’s o.k. – they still managed to work that in during their last convention.
101 Way to Distance Yourself From a “Misunderstanding”
How to Screw up Anything and Blame your Opposition
The Art of Treason
Oh yeah – remember when L.A. mayor Villaraigosa had to shove the God part back into their platform, ignoring that the conventioneers vocally opposed it? That was one case where the ‘machine’ made the right choice over its constituents, but what an ugly mess. Reminds me of both the RNC and DNC these days.
What about honoring all the Democatic Heros of the KKK ?
I know there’s a “Death To Trump” chant event in there somewhere.
8:00 AM Quranic Invocation
Sura 96 “Al “Alaq”
10:15 AM “How To Blame George Bush For Anything That Goes Wrong” hosted by Valerie Jarrett
Callmelennie, it’s the Jumah prayer that’s missing…
http://www.google.com/search?q=Jummah+DNC&oq=Jummah+DNC&sourceid=silk&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=5jb_dSKEcRVL0M%3A
Midnight
“Free birth control for all” free-for-all, where lesbians (at least they claim they are…) throw condoms to everyone in the arena.
What happens next is anyone’s guess.
12 AM, Candlelight vigil for those poor freedom fighters that blew themselves up in Paris and Brussels.
At the top of the brochure:
“ID’s MUST BE PRESENTED or you won’t be allowed to attend”
“The meaning of ‘IS’ seminar” presented by Bill Clinton
(Front row reserved for large breasted women)
Um, intermission, could be up to 15 minutes.
Followed by Hillary Clinton defining the vast right wing conspiracy and MSM applications.