Does tinkerer mean a tool of martyrdom designed to soften the resistance to the advancement of Islam?
ht/ fdr in hell
Is it just me or does anyone else hate the sight of this kid?
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Lets see how many kids get electrocuted while fck’n around with hot circuits. Idiots!
That moslem kid has a face that would only look good on a urinal cake. And not one with wires and a 7-segment display attached to it.
I hope some redneck kid kicks his scrawny ass and the redneck’s dad kicks Clockmed’s dad’s ass.
Damn good comment from the article:
Arthur says
October 19, 2015 at 8:50 pm
How-To Guidebook (all in good humor, of course)
How to build a clock:
1. Buy a clock and a screwdriver
2. Use the screwdriver to take the cover off the clock
Congratulations! You just built a clock!
How to build a house of worship:
1. Buy a church and a can of paint
2. Paint over all the crosses in the church.
Congratulations! You just built a house of worship!
How to build a home:
1. Find someone who owns a home
2. Kill the homeowner and move into his house
Congratulations! You just built a house!
How to make valuable trade items:
1. Find a caravan of merchants with valuable trade items
2. Kill the merchants and take the items
Congratulations! You just made valuable trade items!
How to start a family:
1. Find a family with a 6 year old girl.
2. Pay the family and take the girl as your wife.
Congratulations! You just started a family!
How to build a community:
1. Have a group apply for asylum
2. Receive free housing and benefits
Congratulations! You just built a community!
How to successfully recruit people to your religion:
1. Ask lots of people to join your religion
2. Kill the ones who refuse
Congratulations! You just recruited people to your religion!
How to build a nuclear weapon:
1. Find a country with a nuclear weapon
2. Take over the country
Congratulations! You just built a nuclear weapon!
How to build a smart bomb:
1. Rape a female slave; wait 5 years
2. Strap a clock (see above) and explosives to the child
Congratulations! You just built a smart bomb!
How to get sympathy from the media:
1. Kill an innocent person
2. Claim you are a victim of that person’s government
Congratulations! You just got sympathy from the media!
Mahed? Yup, me too. He needs to enter a dick-with-ears lookalike contest.
If I saw him in a cross walk I would trounce on the gas pedal.
The little pile of shiite is moving to Qatar to get his jihadi training. A jihadi bride, age 9 is no doubt being offered up by her loving family.
http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/2015/10/ahmed-mohamed-will-move-to-qatar.html/
Allahu Fubar and Pisslam Sucks. Lan astaslem you mindless 8th century primitives.
The little clocks**ker needs to be brought down a notch or three – h3ll yeah I’m sick of his arrogant smirk…
Who does this kid remind you of?
Someone who is also famous despite never accomplishing anything real. Someone who also is a tool manipulated by people with sinister motives. Someone who also looks awkward and dorky. That someone is “clean and articulate”.
But just who could that be ?!
Does this kid look a little like Malia O with glasses and short hair?
If Barry had a son….
He’s got that vacuous Sheehan look.
The kid was doing reconnaissance on soft targets for someone in his circle of ‘family’
Barry stepped in to draw the eye away
Expect 13 year old suicide bombers at some point
He didn’t build that
What will security be like at this event? I could see him walk a real bomb right into the library with a Cambridge police escort protecting him all the way.
Qatar is run by slave owners. Foreign workers are owned by their employers who take away their passports and force them to work to death.
And the World Cup is supposed to be held there!
I saw somebody “build a clock” in 15 seconds on you tube. Guess this is going to be a short event.
I heard he was a flashing 9:11 AM Truther…
Gadz he has a long neck.
The only consolation is, we all know damn well that this smug little muslim agitator isn’t half as clever as he thinks he is. He’s riding high on the fumes of Obama’s Affirmative Action For Budding Terrorists program where no actual proof of skill is required.
When he actually tries to apply some real technical knowledge and build his first actual suitcase bomb in his basement he might just… well… you know.
They are praising this punk for his scientific knowledge while his culture and religion want to return to a period when time was kept with sand and sun-dials.
He’s got a supercilious smug look that I’ve seen in each photo op he’s been in. If he isn’t already, he’s well on his way to being a punk. .
The little bugger is moving to Qatar.
“See ya’ later fabricator.” 🙄
Missed ya. Not the county jail again!
What pisses me off is that if he were a stupid white kid he’d be suspended. His parents would be humiliated and he would be sent to see a shrink. A white kid can’t even eat a fucking tart these days.
Work release…damn ankle bracelet interferes with my internet… 🙂
The Daily Beast interviewed him today and he actually said if he were white he would be voted “smartest in the class.”
Like they actually still do that?
“Stand with Ahmed”
Fine print:
“You may want to split when the timer drops below 30 seconds”
Bashirboy
“You want to be at least 20 miles away when it goes off.”
The dude is praised for building a clock.
Hell, today the guy working on my car removed a 3/16″ plug and struck oil!
And a lumpy forehead.
In the giant vagina stadium?
https://www.google.com/search?q=qatar+world+cup+stadium&biw=1200&bih=690&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CB8QsARqFQoTCO3srve90sgCFUk-PgodShkO-g#tbm=isch&q=qatar+world+cup+stadium+zaha+hadid
Ack! Wrong place. Response to Zonga’s comment about Qutar hosting the World Cup.
Obama has a lock on that competition.
They look similar due to being formed from obama’s sphincter.
Fuck Him
The World Cup is going to end in tears.
Everybody from around the world will point and laugh at Qatar’s vagina. Somebody is going to lose his head for that.
Three things:
Qatar follows Sharia law.
So, no homo sex, no premarital sex allowed.
There is only one liquor store in the entire country, but drinks and beer are served in 3 and 4 star hotels. According a 2014 article, a beer costs $13.00.